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The Undead Crusader

Posted: November 25, 2002, 7:35 pm
by Soriathus Serpentine
I'm not one to flame, heck this is my first post on this board, honestly I'm no good at it, and heck why would somone flame an NPC? I dunno because it makes me feel better! So for me and all those Iksar Shaman out there....

THE UNDEAD CRUSADER CAN SUCK MY SCALEY GREEN DICK. I HAD TO CAMP YOUR SKINNY IKSAR SKELETON ASS FOR OVER 50 OR SO PLAYED HOURS TO GET YOUR GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH FUCKING STUPID ASS SKULLS BECAUSE YOU KEPT GIVING ME GODDAMN LORE VERSIONS OF THE SKULLS OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. MOREOVER, YOU SON OF A SKANKY HOE BAG BITCHES AT VERRANT/SOE CAN ALSO SIT AND SPIN BECAUSE YOU TOOK A LEVEL 15 VERY RARE SPAWN ASSHOLE THAT WE HAVE TO KILL 25 TIMES OR SO TO GET THE FUCKING DROPS FOR A CRAP ASS ITEM (note that it's an epic quest and the end item is very very nice).

Now I can continue on with the rest of the quest.
I feel better now...

Posted: November 25, 2002, 7:40 pm
by noel
I give your post a 1 out of 10. It had no beat, and I couldn't dance to it.

http://www.newbieveeshanvault.com is looking better and better.

Posted: November 25, 2002, 7:53 pm
by Arsecn
Welcome Sori!

JaCkAsS!

Posted: November 25, 2002, 8:22 pm
by Coatlicue [KoE]
imagine how Adel felt when he had to kill Phinny all those times... and he had to call on guild support for those...

Posted: November 25, 2002, 8:30 pm
by Arborealus
Sori,

Heyas and welcome...:)

/jackass

Posted: November 25, 2002, 8:31 pm
by Adelrune Argenti
It was only 27 phinny kills. Nothing like bugging your friend list every 14 hours to come swimming.

~

Posted: November 25, 2002, 8:32 pm
by Arborealus
Man I have never celebrated like I did when that thing finally dropped...:)

Posted: November 25, 2002, 8:34 pm
by Coatlicue [KoE]
I was glad when you finally got your 10th ring Arbor.. that was a hellalong wait too :)

Re: The Undead Crusader

Posted: November 26, 2002, 5:34 am
by Pubin
Soriathus Serpentine wrote: MY SCALEY GREEN DICK
That happened to me once too after a trip to Las Vegas. it sucked :( .

Posted: November 26, 2002, 4:20 pm
by Diae Soulmender
It took me 3 days to get my epic on my beastlord.

hehe

Posted: November 26, 2002, 5:19 pm
by Soriathus Serpentine
Diae Soulmender wrote:It took me 3 days to get my epic on my beastlord.

hehe
Wow... I'm so proud with your l33t squad of 61 Dwarf Cleric, 61 Wood Elf Ranger, 60 Wood Elf Warrior, and 63 Vah Shir Beastlord that you were good enough, l33t enough, and a big enough cock monger, that you could get that pretty little, bitch twink, ass fucking beastlord's epic in 3 days.

Fuck you, and have a nice day.

(is that better Aranuil?)