VeeshanVault

Fuck you Truant. It takes a low piece of shit like yourself to pull what you pulled last night. For a person that's been there when your 8 monkeys have wanted to go eat some 1337 bananas, dozens of times asking for help that you straight told no, then ran off to chop down my banana trees outright... That's fucking low, even for your cockmongering standards. What ever happened to monkey-feeding cooperation?

I hope people start seeing you for the dirty banana-stealer you are. I'm not sharing my bananas with you anymore! Think of the monkeys you fucking bastard!

ROFL!!!!!

I warned you against going public with this. My monkey tribe will destroy yours. Fear the wrath that you have brought upon yourself, fucker.

*throws poo*

WTF, I like talked to the officers about this, and they were like, Truant can steal the monkey food if he wants to! Well fuck you, the bananas are hard to grow! I like bananas too you dirty monkey-fucker!

I'm here to find out what has been going on. I am told someone with a foul mouth has been playing my officers and slandering them by acting like monkey aholes. If you could tell me which officers they were or what name they were going by, I would appreciate it. ^^

all your bananas are belong to me. The Bok Tribe shall prevail!

what kind of noob eats bananas.

check out my megalo gimps!

OMG, This is serious you monkey-assed-breath having motherfucker! (better flame than all of Pah's right there boys and girls ) I gave you like 5 hours notice I was going to be harvesting bananas, but you didn't even say anything to me! Then I went to the banana trees, and they were all bare! I'm sure you had a good old time with your band of monkeys! If I find out you made banana cream pie, I will PEEKAY YOU IRL, SIR!

Someone who steals another's banana must be compensating for their own small banana.

Hey i was just roleplaying a monkey.
What do monkeys do? Eat bananas.
So you're mad that I evolved faster than you, and made a tribe of agriculturally superior monkeys that can better calculate the spawn time of bananas.
Boofuckinghoo.
tuck your tail between your baboon ass cheeks and walk on down the road before we begin to beat our chests and make loud noises at you! EEP EEP!

p.s.

the pie was good you limp tailed freak.

The pie was good because my bananas have girth you freak! Fresh bananas > the weak artificial bananas your mom always uses! BTW, I left my banana peeler on her nightstand last night.

My herd of monkeys is not going to tolerate your shit anymore. Our monkey alliance was doing really well at the weak mid-level jungle content, but no more you poo-flinging freak! We're going to hook up with that Tarzan kid, and then we'll cockblock you on all the bananas, and you can go back to eating aphids with your jungle-toad friends and fucking goats, you dirty goat fucker!!11!

Pssssst. Truant...Aranuil...I heard through the grapevine that it was really TRADER Apostate who sold all the bananas...

You think your weak apes stand a chance against the Bok Tribe? You are more foolish than you look. And you look like an inbred trailer trash redneck ape. (see picture of the REAL ARANUIL- TEH SCUM OF VEESHAN!!11!!1)


We will destroy you as I am a superior being. By the time your tribe can harvest bananas again we will have moved onto bigger and better things. Hope you like sloppy seconds you shit eating bug picker.


P.S. How's the man in the Yellow Hat? Still sucking his dick?

Its too bad Truant, I know you've benefited more from your relationship with the Pie than the Pie has benifitted from you.

Oh yeah, your monkey tribe is so fucking superior! Of course, not everyone knows about your dirty little secret, but I have pictures.



Take your four assed monkeys, and stay away from the Halls of Bananas! Those halls belong to me!

How dare you dishonor the Warriors of Bok!
Their extra asses allow for more shit to fling while your pathetic apes cower in fear. They are the artillery of the Trumanian army and shall be the thorn in your side henceforth!

They are 4 times the ape you'll ever be!

4 times the goat-fucking Apehole I'll ever be! I H8 you... IRL!!!1!1

If you ever steal my banana's again, I will RIP YUOUR FUCKING CITY DOWN AND STEAL YOUR WOMEN!!!

Just go spank each other's monkeys and be done with it.

ROFL! If you would spend less time playing with monkey vas deferens and more time GMing your dungeon, none of this shit would happen!

Noone cares about bananas anymore, cept maybe apples....huh huh huh.