VeeshanVault

Posted: **July 26, 2005, 8:34 am**

Looks like a pretty good deal to me, he should jump on it while he can:

Former US president Bill Clinton has been offered 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughter by a love-struck African government official.

Mr Clinton was offered the deal on a recent trip to Kenya.

40 GOATS TO BUY CHELSEA

Posted: **July 26, 2005, 8:46 am**

I would jump on it too - she's not getting any younger!

Posted: **July 26, 2005, 9:22 am**

Ace Ventura: What did he just say?
Fulton Greenwall: He said that she is not a virgin.
Ace Ventura: .... They can tell that?

Posted: **July 26, 2005, 9:31 am**

Posted: **July 26, 2005, 12:48 pm**

Remember that she is prolly going to morph into a screaming harridan like her mother at 40. Caveat emptor.

Posted: **July 27, 2005, 1:23 pm**

pfft I'd pay that and I don't even need another woman.

VeeshanVault

Wedding bells for Chelsea?

Wedding bells for Chelsea?