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Star Wars Geeks only

Posted: July 23, 2005, 12:50 am
by Kylere
http://ter.air0day.com/?script=revengeofthesith

Here is but an excerpt;
EWAN MCGREGOR
I will attempt to destroy you now,
without waiting for my support
troops to arrive.

GENERAL GREVIOUS
(coughing)
Are you serious? You've lost
literally every single duel you've
been a part of except for the one
with Darth Maul. Hayden constantly
mentions how many times he has saved
you. What have you done in the
entire prequel trilogy so far to
prove that you're actually a decent
fighter?

EWAN MCGREGOR
Hey, I sorta beat Jango Fett. So,
what's with the coughing, do droids
get colds or something?

GENERAL GREVIOUS
(wheezing)
Oh no, see, I'm a cyborg, not a
droid. Check it out, I have an
actual beating heart.

EWAN shoots it and GREVIOUS'S HEAD explodes in a ball of
fire.

EWAN MCGREGOR
That made sense.
This site made me literally LOL.

Posted: July 23, 2005, 1:05 am
by Kaldaur
I just read the whole thing, and I laughed the entire time. Thanks for the link, Kylere.

Posted: July 23, 2005, 11:27 am
by Lynks
SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON
Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin'
motherfucker, motherfucker! Every
time my fingers touch my lightsaber
I'm Superfly TNT. I'm the Guns of
Navarone.
:D

Posted: July 25, 2005, 2:57 am
by masteen
Oh baby, I'm sorry. I only force choke you because I love you. Come back to me baby.
:lol: