VeeshanVault

Im excited only 5 more hours till my first Prostate check.

moon river

Make sure he doesn't have both hands on your shoulders when he is "checking" it. Your exam might be free if he does though.

Is this the beginning of another anal sex thread?

Remember not to moan! Also make sure he only has one hand on your shoulder instead of 2.

Always get female doctors, they have smaller fingers...

Remember not to moan! Also make sure he only has one hand on your shoulder instead of 2.

OK I've had my laugh for the day.

To avoid a possibly embarrassing/awkward situation, avoid saying or yelling anything such as, yes, harder, deeper, fuck my dirty ass, or anything that can be confused as pre-orgasmic outburts. Grunting or whimpering would probably not be in your best intrest either.

Here's the million dollar question:

Guys, would you rather have a man or woman give you a prostate exam? Post your reasoning.

We need a real honest to god fag to answer the real question here. If the doctor rims you before he checks your prostate, does it make YOU gay? And why is it "rimming" if you do it to a female, but "tossing the salad" if it would be gay men?

Another tip: DO NOT wink at him at any point of the exam. If its a she then blame the "cold room" when laughter erupts.

I would rather have a woman do it

What if the woman had really long nails?

Can always be worse, Cart...you could be the one they use to show the interns how to do it correctly? Would that be like a gangbang...? Or just a peep show?

ACK

A woman, prefered. Oddly, I'd feel better about having my ass propbed by a female instead of some pimply faced white geek - at least I know that there are better odds that the fame isn't getting off on it.

i dunno, i dont have any problem dissociating medical procedures from sex.

i really dont want anybody's digits up my ass, so i'm not gonna be happy about it whether it is a he or a she.

lol you boys are too funny =D

I just don't want to hear anyone start talking about the girth of the doctor's fingers giving the exam.

Ok 3 hours left Im starting to get real nervous here!!!!!! Should I take a shit before I go?


I need Sparty's help

I suppose asking for a Catholic Priest to be present would be a bad idea?

Cart, I'm sure you can ask for an enemna first if you're really worried about being clean and voided. I am sure they'd me more than happy to ..umm..hook you up...

Cartypoo ,
Take a huge dump and dont wipe , maybe he/she/it wont go through with it

Poor Cart

It's always funner to have a female do it...

Not from personal experiance or anything.. no, not at all!

lol

From Road Trip:

"I'm going to perform a procedure called, 'Milking the Prostate'"

I vote Female.

I'd imagine they are all used to a few klingons being around...

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:We need a real honest to god fag to answer the real question here. If the doctor rims you before he checks your prostate, does it make YOU gay? And why is it "rimming" if you do it to a female, but "tossing the salad" if it would be gay men?

Ermm According to HBOs own "Tossed Salad Man"...Tossing salad involves either Jelly or Syrup...

Winnow wrote:

HAHAHA Thanks Winnow, you OWN!

So how did it go?

Well after having a Smoke the doctor was very gentle and showed OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of kindness, What do you think it sucked oh well its over.

So. you guys shared a smoke before or after the anal probing?

well in reply to kilmoll's question .... i have no idea =-P

Wait til they shove the air compressor up thre for your next one with the camera on the end...

Then they show you what it looks like in technicolor. Good lord.

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:We need a real honest to god fag to answer the real question here.

Were waiting.

Drasta answered.....he's a homer-sexual!