VeeshanVault

Posted: **November 20, 2002, 6:50 pm**

http://ncbuy.com/news/wireless_news.htm ... C1UF021120

TheCerano gives this diet "2 yums up"!!1!!!11

Posted: **November 20, 2002, 6:57 pm**

Great publicity stunt.

Wonder if she is gonna take those meals straight from the source or if she'll get a to-go cup with a straw.

Posted: **November 20, 2002, 6:58 pm**

Sirensa wrote:Great publicity stunt.

Wonder if she is gonna take those meals straight from the source or if she'll get a to-go cup with a straw.

Well technically, the source already comes with a straw...

Er, apologies in advance.

Posted: **November 20, 2002, 6:59 pm**

Corona wrote:
Sirensa wrote:Great publicity stunt.

Wonder if she is gonna take those meals straight from the source or if she'll get a to-go cup with a straw.
Well technically, the source already comes with a straw...

Er, apologies in advance.

Or from a fire hose.

Posted: **November 20, 2002, 7:00 pm**

She should get some tips from Rod Stewart

Posted: **November 20, 2002, 7:04 pm**

Or Elton John

Posted: **November 20, 2002, 7:07 pm**

i've got a tip for her

Posted: **November 20, 2002, 7:08 pm**

I wonder how much "man juice" a full meal consists of, ie, how many men will it take to make a meal?

Will a meal consist of it being served fresh "from the fountain?" Will she just collect it all in containers and refrigerate it? I think that putting it in the freezer with a big popsicle stick could make a good "frozen dinner."

Will there be eating requirements for the men that pass the STD screening? I hear that eating large amounts of certain things *cough* pineapple juice *cough* can make it taste sweeter.

Inquiring minds want to know!

Posted: **November 20, 2002, 7:10 pm**

She should really ask Revs for advice, he's been an all man-juice dieter for years.
Maybe he can give her some pointers.

Posted: **November 20, 2002, 7:16 pm**

I need to stock up on some pineapple juice...

Posted: **November 20, 2002, 7:17 pm**

Lalanae wrote:I need to stock up on some pineapple juice...

I've heard from several females that pineapple juice does not work for all men.

EDIT 1: Thanks Winnow heh.

EDIT 2: Having said that, I have a refrigerator full of it.

Posted: **November 20, 2002, 7:18 pm**

you'd better clarify that one Aranuil : )

Posted: **November 20, 2002, 7:50 pm**

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Posted: **November 20, 2002, 9:03 pm**

Aranuil wrote:
Lalanae wrote:I need to stock up on some pineapple juice...
I've heard from several females that pineapple juice does not work for all men.

EDIT 1: Thanks Winnow heh.

EDIT 2: Having said that, I have a refrigerator full of it.

Ermmm fridge full of "man-juice"?!...

Posted: **November 20, 2002, 9:03 pm**

Pineapple juice makes it taste disgusting imo.

I prefer citrus beforehand, but plain flavored is good too.

Maybe ebay sperm guy on the other thread can also market himself as a dietary supplement. I'm sure Xanupox would be his best customer.

Posted: **November 20, 2002, 9:04 pm**

DAMNIT ARBOR!!!

PINEAPPLE JUICE!

Posted: **November 20, 2002, 9:06 pm**

Aranuil wrote:DAMNIT ARBOR!!!

PINEAPPLE JUICE!

Why do you want ME to drink Pineapple juice!!!

/panic

Posted: **November 20, 2002, 9:07 pm**

The trick with pineapple juice and making it work - is to not supplement your nice fruity beverage with garlic/salt saturated foods. And it doesn't have to be pineapple juice persay... however, the notion that you are (or taste like) what you eat holds very true.

Just say NO to onions!

Posted: **November 20, 2002, 9:08 pm**

Arborealus wrote:
Aranuil wrote:DAMNIT ARBOR!!!

PINEAPPLE JUICE!
Why do you want ME to drink Pineapple juice!!!

/panic

WOOOOOO KINKY MAN LOVE!

*grabs the tub of popcorn and gets comfy*

Posted: **November 20, 2002, 9:10 pm**

*throws up*

Posted: **November 20, 2002, 9:16 pm**

Panics and screams again!

Posted: **November 20, 2002, 10:16 pm**

For Hayley... and Arborealus. /snicker

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_054

Posted: **November 21, 2002, 12:41 am**

lol wonder if she drinks enough of that stuff if she will get sick ... small amounts arn't bad ..but that much ...lol

Posted: **November 21, 2002, 1:36 am**

Heh. It's funny you should pose the semen dietary information, Aranuil. There was this anorexic girl in my sex ed class in 9th grade who happened to be dating a known sex fiend. She kept asking in class if semen was fattening, and how many calories it had. No joke.

In other news:

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_222b.html

Posted: **November 21, 2002, 9:14 am**

You know this Pineapple Farmers way of getting you to buy there product.

Posted: **November 21, 2002, 11:41 am**

Is this the controversial Atkins Diet?

Posted: **November 21, 2002, 2:12 pm**

I've heard cinnamon can alter the flavor in a positive manner too.

Posted: **November 21, 2002, 3:40 pm**

hayley requested that i post this - i made it yesterday

http://virgo.dragoness.net/comic/comic_11-20-02.gif

Posted: **November 21, 2002, 3:54 pm**

ROFL Jentaii!

Posted: **November 21, 2002, 5:04 pm**

Every time I see it I think a laugh a little harder. MUAHAHAHAH

Posted: **November 21, 2002, 5:13 pm**

Jentaii, that's awesome haha!

Posted: **November 21, 2002, 5:36 pm**

Posted: **November 21, 2002, 6:42 pm**

if you're gagging, you're not getting it right.

Posted: **November 21, 2002, 7:18 pm**

/gag?

To paraphrase my honey Hayley

what girl with good, normal hormonal balance wouldn't want to suck down some man juice?

Try it, you might like it

Posted: **November 21, 2002, 9:03 pm**

Posted: **November 22, 2002, 12:47 am**

yea i have to agree with jentaii ...that stuff doesn't exactlly taste great ...and its really odd because of its consistancy ...

Posted: **November 22, 2002, 1:52 am**

Posted: **November 22, 2002, 2:08 am**

I just keep thinking of R. Lee Ermey as the football coach in Saving Silverman- "Stay away from women. All they want is your man juice!" Even funnier when remembering him as Gunnery Sgt. Hartman in Full Metal Jacket.

Posted: **November 22, 2002, 2:22 am**

yea its like egg drop soup kinda cept w/o the chunks of egg lol (wonders how many people are going to stop eatin that stuff now)

Posted: **November 22, 2002, 2:41 am**

oh that grossed me out even more than the original story, jentaii. hehehe /pukes

Posted: **November 22, 2002, 5:08 am**

Some of the best meals have onion and garlic in them. Add a nice merlot and you are good to go.

Posted: **November 22, 2002, 4:02 pm**

http://manjuicediet.com/

Posted: **November 22, 2002, 5:32 pm**

lmao...

That previous link should have a not really work safe warning.

However.. being the work rebel that I am, I clicked anyways.. and to my surprise.. found a gem of a link..

"click here to donate your cum"

I think at least 1 Veeshanvault member needs to be a part of this. Who volunteers?!??!

Posted: **November 22, 2002, 5:36 pm**

Posted: **November 22, 2002, 6:28 pm**

Screw the diet, she can autograph her own breasts?

I'm taking this one home to momma!

Posted: **November 22, 2002, 8:00 pm**

What is the deal with girls who don't swallow? I never had a problem with it...

Posted: **November 22, 2002, 8:12 pm**

Lalanae wrote:What is the deal with girls who don't swallow? I never had a problem with it...

Along these same lines... What is with the guys who won't kiss a girl after she's given him oral.. It does not make you GAY if you taste some of your own "man-juice" from your partners mouth (unless of course your partner is male) =D

Posted: **November 22, 2002, 8:18 pm**

Sirensa wrote:
Lalanae wrote:What is the deal with girls who don't swallow? I never had a problem with it...
Along these same lines... What is with the guys who won't kiss a girl after she's given him oral.. It does not make you GAY if you taste some of your own "man-juice" from your partners mouth (unless of course your partner is male) =D

/sarcasm ON
Along these same lines... What is it with girls that won't suck your dick after you pull it out of their ass? It doesn't make you a dirty tramp. After all, it is your own "ass juice"!

Posted: **November 22, 2002, 8:38 pm**

Grats Aranuil on the "Rude Thought of the Day" award!!!

Posted: **November 22, 2002, 8:42 pm**

*cries*

It was just parody.

/joking again

Swallowing is so 90s...

Gargling, now THAT's impressive!

VeeshanVault

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