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So, I went to hooters with a friend for her birthday (A girl who wanted to go to hooters for her birthday - how awesome is that? Ok back to the topic) and, unfortunately for her, I made this mistake of telling our waitress it was her birthday.

For those of you who are unfamiliar, the Hooters birthday tradition - at least around here - goes something like this.

The waitresses all gather at the side of the room and begin to clap rhythmically, getting everyone's attention. Then they come over to the table, still clapping, and circle it.

This is where it gets good, Assuming the birthday person is a good sport, they're forced to put two cups that are pointed on the bottom (Used to serve snowcones) in their mouth so it looks like a beak. They are then made to stand on a chair, flapping their arms like wings while holding serving trays to add to the effect. (Obviously to mimmick a chicken, duh!)

The waitresses do their own little verson of happy birthday, which is pretty catchy. The person who's birthday it is is thoroughly embarrased and probably hates me now - Er... will probably hate you.

But, if you ever want to torture a friend with a sense of humor, do it that way, it's awesome

I had to do the same thing on my birthday, except I didn't stand on a chair. I had to haul ass around the restaurant.

They have similar things around here, but the waitresses are naked and the food is good. Not sure about birthdays though.

Canelek wrote:They have similar things around here, but the waitresses are naked and the food is good. Not sure about birthdays though.

Liar!

Dregor Thule wrote:

Canelek wrote:They have similar things around here, but the waitresses are naked and the food is good. Not sure about birthdays though.

Liar!

he's refering to the 40 billion strip clubs in Portland.

Ahh, see, I knew there wasn't a Hooters that did that ><

Yeah, it is an odd culture here. The food in Hooters is ass on a hat, whereas the nudie clubs have prime rib and titties. Sorry for misleading.

I can't imagine being a hooter's waitress. I think I'd rather be a stripper or a porn star. At least they get treated with more respect.

kyoukan wrote:I can't imagine being a hooter's waitress. I think I'd rather be a stripper or a porn star. At least they get treated with more respect.

Pretty much the deal. At least with the latter two occupations, you know what cards you are holding.

the only time i went on my birthday they made me use a hoolahoop

i was too drunk to participate.

You live in sad times if the local Hooters is the best you can do.

hey man it was her choice, not mine. She picked hooters and to me that was awesome compared to some expensive and boring fancy restaurant.

Hooters wings around here are top notch. You just have to ask for them "naked" that breading shit they switched to screwed up the wing.

Hooters food is pretty foul, though the wings can be ok, you can get much better, much more reasonably priced, pretty much anywhere else.

One of the strip bars in Portland is owned by a cattle-rancher. Hence, you can get prime quality steaks/burgers while watching topless girls. Much superior to Hooters if you want to see boobies.

Is that the Acropolis Sirensa? Buddies of mine always boasted it was good steak, just never got the wife to go there with me.

wow, that sounds like fun. maybe they should just take a bucket of whatever they use for wing sauce, toss it at you, then drop feathers from the ceiling. Happy Birthday you stupid bitchass

Aspiring for a Hooters wing. A noble goal

Wiever wrote:Is that the Acropolis Sirensa? Buddies of mine always boasted it was good steak, just never got the wife to go there with me.

Yes, the Acropolis is of what she speaks.