if you could be reincarnated as..

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » May 10, 2005, 8:43 am

an animal, what would you choose?

i would go with orca, the top predator in the ocean with a very social and carefree lifestyle, 2nd choice would be some sort of an eagle

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » May 10, 2005, 9:15 am

Probably a Monkey because they are one of the few other mammals that fuck for fun. Plus throwing your shit at people is actually expected.

Gemily · Post by **Gemily** » May 10, 2005, 9:45 am

A cat.

Niffoni · Post by **Niffoni** » May 10, 2005, 9:55 am

Can i be a Mongoose-dog?

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » May 10, 2005, 10:10 am

Dolphin

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » May 10, 2005, 10:28 am

Sloth. so lazy...

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » May 10, 2005, 10:59 am

A Liger!

miir · Post by **miir** » May 10, 2005, 11:10 am

Ligers are real.
They occur when a Lion and Tiger produce offspring.

Personally, I would like to be reincarnated as David Hasslehoff.

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » May 10, 2005, 11:24 am

I know, they kick ass! That's why I would want to be one! Rawr!

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » May 10, 2005, 11:45 am

I would choose whatever is the natural predator for whatever you choose Xzion. That way, I can ensure the survival of my species and the termination of yours^^

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » May 10, 2005, 12:30 pm

Sylvos wrote:I would choose whatever is the natural predator for whatever you choose Xzion. That way, I can ensure the survival of my species and the termination of yours^^

killer whales have no natural predators...you cant kill me, bitch=p

cid · Post by **cid** » May 10, 2005, 12:32 pm

A horse so I can still fuck dumb ass white chick.

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » May 10, 2005, 12:52 pm

a housecat. definitely.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » May 10, 2005, 1:08 pm

myself

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » May 10, 2005, 1:31 pm

Xzion wrote:
Sylvos wrote:I would choose whatever is the natural predator for whatever you choose Xzion. That way, I can ensure the survival of my species and the termination of yours^^
killer whales have no natural predators...you cant kill me, bitch=p

Then I'd be reincarnated as a whaling ship and a harpoon. And technicalaly Great White Sharks and Man hunt Killer Whales, only Great White's do it in pairs or small packs of 4 or less.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » May 10, 2005, 1:34 pm

bald eagle

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » May 10, 2005, 2:10 pm

My dog.

Ashur · Post by **Ashur** » May 10, 2005, 2:20 pm

Ring Tailed Lemur 4tw

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » May 10, 2005, 2:27 pm

A parrot. They can live to be about 80, can fly and talk.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » May 10, 2005, 2:45 pm

parrots can't talk. they can repeat sounds with a great deal of accuracy.

in other words, they have no fucking clue what they are "saying".

i'm just being ornery cause nobody has responded to my Valhall post or my intriguing poll.

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » May 10, 2005, 2:51 pm

Voronwë wrote:parrots can't talk. they can repeat sounds with a great deal of accuracy.

in other words, they have no fucking clue what they are "saying".

i'm just being ornery cause nobody has responded to my Valhall post or my intriguing poll.

I beg to differ. We had a parrot once that would call the cats to her cage by repeating "Here kitty kitty!"

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » May 10, 2005, 3:00 pm

a cat, no questions

eat, hunt, nap, purr, get belly rubbins, nap, hunt, be out all night huntin and carousin, come home, nap

nobody · Post by **nobody** » May 10, 2005, 3:01 pm

Tenuvil wrote:a cat, no questions

eat, hunt, nap, purr, get belly rubbins, nap, hunt, be out all night huntin and carousin, come home, nap

you forgot the neutered part

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » May 10, 2005, 3:08 pm

Sylvos wrote:
Xzion wrote:
Sylvos wrote:I would choose whatever is the natural predator for whatever you choose Xzion. That way, I can ensure the survival of my species and the termination of yours^^
killer whales have no natural predators...you cant kill me, bitch=p

Then I'd be reincarnated as a whaling ship and a harpoon. And technicalaly Great White Sharks and Man hunt Killer Whales, only Great White's do it in pairs or small packs of 4 or less.

there are 2 types of killer whales "residents" who eat fish (great whites, other sharks, marlins etc etc) and "transients" who eat other mammals (blue whales sperm whales dolphins seals penguins etc)
great whites cant kill killer whales with the exception of a baby killer whale, even 5 or 6...there far slower, dumber, and weaker
a killer whale vs a great white is like saying mohammad ali vs peewee herman

and as far as im aware its illegal to hunt killer whales internationally

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » May 10, 2005, 3:09 pm

Lohrno wrote:
Voronwë wrote:parrots can't talk. they can repeat sounds with a great deal of accuracy.

in other words, they have no fucking clue what they are "saying".

i'm just being ornery cause nobody has responded to my Valhall post or my intriguing poll.
I beg to differ. We had a parrot once that would call the cats to her cage by repeating "Here kitty kitty!"

pretty smart animal, alerting predators to its location

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » May 10, 2005, 3:38 pm

Voronwë wrote: pretty smart animal, alerting predators to its location

Our parrot would have owned our cats hands down if it was out. It just liked to socialize with them really...

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » May 10, 2005, 4:33 pm

How the fuck would Orcas manage to eat a Blue Whale?

Voronwe: Parrots are a little smarter than that. They don't have language skills, but they possess associational abilities to link sounds with actions, and they can learn to follow scripts and say appropriate things in appropriate circumstances.

My mother has a parrot, an Amazon, which is a decent but not spectacular talking breed. He says hello when you arrive, and if you tell him you're leaving, he says "ok. bye-bye." He also knows my mothers name, my stepfathers name, and the names of three of their cats. If he wants to be handled, he'll sometimes say "want a neckrub."

So they are just repeating sounds, but they're able to learn appropriate associations such that those sounds are somewhat meaningful.

I'd probably be an elephant or a dolphin.

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » May 10, 2005, 4:42 pm

Sueven wrote:How the fuck would Orcas manage to eat a Blue Whale?

Voronwe: Parrots are a little smarter than that. They don't have language skills, but they possess associational abilities to link sounds with actions, and they can learn to follow scripts and say appropriate things in appropriate circumstances.

My mother has a parrot, an Amazon, which is a decent but not spectacular talking breed. He says hello when you arrive, and if you tell him you're leaving, he says "ok. bye-bye." He also knows my mothers name, my stepfathers name, and the names of three of their cats. If he wants to be handled, he'll sometimes say "want a neckrub."

So they are just repeating sounds, but they're able to learn appropriate associations such that those sounds are somewhat meaningful.

I'd probably be an elephant or a dolphin.

theres a video somwhere online.....its a long process, a pack of around 10 will take turns ramming it for a long time until it eventually dies/drowns, then its dinner time

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » May 10, 2005, 4:44 pm

Xzion wrote:
Sylvos wrote:
Xzion wrote:
Sylvos wrote:I would choose whatever is the natural predator for whatever you choose Xzion. That way, I can ensure the survival of my species and the termination of yours^^
killer whales have no natural predators...you cant kill me, bitch=p

Then I'd be reincarnated as a whaling ship and a harpoon. And technicalaly Great White Sharks and Man hunt Killer Whales, only Great White's do it in pairs or small packs of 4 or less.
there are 2 types of killer whales "residents" who eat fish (great whites, other sharks, marlins etc etc) and "transients" who eat other mammals (blue whales sperm whales dolphins seals penguins etc)
great whites cant kill killer whales with the exception of a baby killer whale, even 5 or 6...there far slower, dumber, and weaker
a killer whale vs a great white is like saying mohammad ali vs peewee herman

and as far as im aware its illegal to hunt killer whales internationally

motherfucker a blue whale eats kelp
im about go fucking shamu on your stupid ass
and motherfucker have you ever see a great white shark?
motherfuckers are all muscle.
Whales have blubber
and i'll go whaling on you if i like if i were reincarnated as a whaling boat cause i'd definately hire some mexican whalers and shove a spicy chimichanga up your killer whale ass. Then when we're done we'll melt your blubber into some candles and then maybe your ghost can read "Hooked on Phonics" so that the starving 3rd world childrens can spell and have much better grammar than you.
P.S. I'd then let myself be sank by a Giant Great White Shark just to prove that you suck and they don't. Then I'd be reincarnated as Voltron and fucking Blazing Sword your soul into oblivion. BITCH!

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » May 10, 2005, 4:48 pm

and to follow up.

All up in that FACE!

Niffoni · Post by **Niffoni** » May 10, 2005, 4:50 pm

I've changed my mind. I want to be a hornet.

All the stinging power of a bee without the whole dying part, plus none of the honey-making responsibilities. I will live at the U.N. and make the most powerful men on earth shriek and leap around like little girls. Getting swatted will be worth it.

Wonko Wenusberg · Post by **Wonko Wenusberg** » May 10, 2005, 4:59 pm

A microbe on a planet far,far away from earth

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » May 10, 2005, 5:10 pm

how about Utah?

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » May 10, 2005, 5:59 pm

duckbill platypus

Cotto · Post by **Cotto** » May 10, 2005, 6:03 pm

If they do what they do in Finding Nemo, a turtle, I wanna go on that Current!

ScalerrEQ · Post by **ScalerrEQ** » May 10, 2005, 6:30 pm

A cow in India and be worshipped as a God.

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » May 10, 2005, 6:36 pm

Definitely a housecat.

MooZilla · Post by **MooZilla** » May 10, 2005, 8:04 pm

kitty. meowr.

Nilaman · Post by **Nilaman** » May 10, 2005, 8:29 pm

Lion.

Men get to lay around all day and do whatever they want while the females catch food.

If I don't like the current boss, I can kick his ass for fucking rights to all the women.

Trias · Post by **Trias** » May 10, 2005, 9:14 pm

tape worm inside of any of you

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » May 10, 2005, 9:49 pm

Sylvos wrote:
Xzion wrote:
Sylvos wrote:
Xzion wrote:
Sylvos wrote:I would choose whatever is the natural predator for whatever you choose Xzion. That way, I can ensure the survival of my species and the termination of yours^^
killer whales have no natural predators...you cant kill me, bitch=p

Then I'd be reincarnated as a whaling ship and a harpoon. And technicalaly Great White Sharks and Man hunt Killer Whales, only Great White's do it in pairs or small packs of 4 or less.
there are 2 types of killer whales "residents" who eat fish (great whites, other sharks, marlins etc etc) and "transients" who eat other mammals (blue whales sperm whales dolphins seals penguins etc)
great whites cant kill killer whales with the exception of a baby killer whale, even 5 or 6...there far slower, dumber, and weaker
a killer whale vs a great white is like saying mohammad ali vs peewee herman

and as far as im aware its illegal to hunt killer whales internationally
motherfucker a blue whale eats kelp
im about go fucking shamu on your stupid ass
and motherfucker have you ever see a great white shark?
motherfuckers are all muscle.
Whales have blubber
and i'll go whaling on you if i like if i were reincarnated as a whaling boat cause i'd definately hire some mexican whalers and shove a spicy chimichanga up your killer whale ass. Then when we're done we'll melt your blubber into some candles and then maybe your ghost can read "Hooked on Phonics" so that the starving 3rd world childrens can spell and have much better grammar than you.
P.S. I'd then let myself be sank by a Giant Great White Shark just to prove that you suck and they don't. Then I'd be reincarnated as Voltron and fucking Blazing Sword your soul into oblivion. BITCH!

den i just cum bak as god wit 2 rokt launcherz and kik ur a$$

Shashonna · Post by **Shashonna** » May 11, 2005, 12:46 am

A snow bunny!!

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » May 11, 2005, 3:10 am

Sealion--they are protected under the Marine Mammal blahblah act and eat all the salmon they want with no checks--even from the faggot orca. Big fat lazy sealion mothafuckas ftw.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » May 11, 2005, 7:37 am

Sheryl wrote:duckbill platypus

billy bumbler

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » May 11, 2005, 7:43 am

Canelek wrote:Sealion--they are protected under the Marine Mammal blahblah act and eat all the salmon they want with no checks--even from the faggot orca. Big fat lazy sealion mothafuckas ftw.

orcas eat sea lions, part of there primary diet=P
theres 1 or 2 antarctic species that are pretty much safe though....

Knibble · Post by **Knibble** » May 11, 2005, 9:28 am

Dolphin for me.
I love dolphins

Drasta · Post by **Drasta** » May 11, 2005, 12:51 pm

a giant squid!

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » May 11, 2005, 2:15 pm

Truant wrote:
Sheryl wrote:duckbill platypus
billy bumbler

winnar!! <3 <3

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » May 11, 2005, 2:15 pm

Nah, the smart sealions head up the Columbia River following the food. Orca pretty much sit at the mouth and offshore. The dumb sealions allow themselves to be eaten in a fancy ritual.

BTW: Kill all sealions.

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » May 11, 2005, 2:39 pm

The Holy Grail Bunny.