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Ladies, if that biological clock is ticking...

Posted: November 19, 2002, 5:43 pm
by Neost
I made the mistake of browsing a new ebay category today:

Everything Else: Wierd Stuff: Slight Unusual.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 1790106213

Posted: November 19, 2002, 5:44 pm
by Sirensa
that's just creepy

Posted: November 19, 2002, 5:46 pm
by Bubba Grizz
:shock:

Posted: November 19, 2002, 5:56 pm
by Akaran_D
the fuck?
Look, here in WV, dropping a buisness card like that gaurentees you will get laid - and they WILL probably pay you. Then again, considering some of the women in the southern part of the state, maybe the hands off approach is better.

Posted: November 19, 2002, 5:58 pm
by Sionistic
Too bad his dad is a racist retarded bastard. You know how those genes skip a generation.

Posted: November 19, 2002, 6:08 pm
by Sylvus
Hmm... under "quantity" he's only selling 1. He needs to up his production if he really wants to start making money hand-over-fist. :wink:

Posted: November 19, 2002, 6:11 pm
by KilornCloudwalker
I'm just kicking myself that I never thought of it... Wonder which one sells first..him or the rubberband handfree unit...?

Posted: November 19, 2002, 6:13 pm
by Aslanna
Why settle for mediocre sperm?
Wonder if he's going to (tm) that.

Posted: November 19, 2002, 10:15 pm
by kyoukan
Yes I am highly intelligent, easily grasp complex concepts, athletic, 20/20 vision, musically inclined, and I LOVE CUMMING IN SMALL CUPS, FREEZING IT AND SELLING IT ON THE INTERNET. DON'T WAIT, ACT NOW, GET YOUR CRAZY PERSON SPERM TODAY!

From where?

Posted: November 20, 2002, 6:59 am
by Xanupox
From where in WV?

Posted: November 20, 2002, 7:04 am
by Canelek
No known physical or mental illness. Photographic memory.
Yep, I may not remember, but my sperms do.

Posted: November 20, 2002, 10:12 am
by Cotto
..gee with all those skills youd think he would ACTUALLY be able to get laid

Posted: November 20, 2002, 12:03 pm
by Millie
I like that he "easily grasps difficult concepts." For a second there, I wasn't going to buy a cup of sperm from a wacko on the Internet who posts a picture of himself with a smug grin as a selling point...but then I realized that he grasped concepts easily. So my fears were put at ease!

Who doesn't want some of this man's "superior" sperm?!