VeeshanVault

Anybody have the thread from the IGN Boards that ek_sux0r posted a long time ago? I was trying to explain it to Kaelina and she just looked at me like I had three heads. She must read it to understand the true hilarity.

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Well I found part of it cached on another board.

"Please if anybody some person know about Yine looting hog habit. Post here. I want all impormation. This kind of player with selfishness way make really sux experiance in game i think so yes. Yine you will not be get away with pig manner. You must change that ways of glutton. You are evil. All pig will be slay. What is wrong with you? Are you crazy? You want all class item? Must i give to you doctor telephone. I thinking you suffer crisis of the idenanty. You are cleric understand? CLERIC! This mean Tolan and cobalt not for you! "

I would go out on a limb and say that English is probably not their first language.

Think this is it. IGN sucks for clearing old posts..

Please keep this on very top. Must every one know about this crazy poster(s). They want all class item own posts. Poster(s) if you read my message i want know what you want doing with bad post habits? tell me! Our group poster(s)s have shit posting ability they need that. Why you not want give to them? huh? TELL ME! You crazy like child say to we many swearing. I so mad! You make my face red. You post hungry greedy!

Big bitch poster(s)! Fuck you too!
Just to bad my ingrish is some poor!

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Poster(s) take cobalt posting section too?! They is crazy? Poster(s) are you crazy? You what doing with cobalt posting section huh? You try take that other poster(s) ability! Now too the cobalt posting section? You are owned? Are you property? Was i see your /ooc POSTER(S) NEED GROUP. That section not for you Poster(s) BITCH. You make me so mad. You are gluttony. Like pig. Loot pig hog! You make me sick in my stomache. I on you vomit Pster(s) bitch! My nervis is now HUGE.

Sysquella please i cant understand your say. Was what happened? Please easy typing. I must need more study for this langauge some difficult you see. Please easy speak to me so i can sucess reply.

Please if anybody some person know about Poster(s) posting hog habit. Post here. I want all impormation. This kind of poster with selfishness way make really sux experiance on boards i think so yes. Poster(s) you will not be get away with pig manner. You must change that ways of glutton. You are evil. All pig will be slay. What is wrong with you? Are you crazy? You want all class item own posts? Must i give to you doctor telephone. I thinking you suffer crisis of the idenanty. You are postmaster understand? POSTMASTER! This mean post area and cobalt posting section not for you!

NO! NO! Was nothing drop. Just first loot was class item own posts. That group poster(s) need it he/she/it using shit gramer. Poster(s) insist on owning. Please your good say about Poster(s) making my nervis HUGE. They is sure bitch.

Ok go. Go to top. Vanden RN was i checking dictionary. My spelling to hidius. My nervis was meaning my nerves. I will I MUST learn more this inglish. For me is some hard typing. Yes maybe next week i will more better spelling.

My post going to second page. Omg. No MUST be on top. Now go to there!"

Go now. Go to your place. Let all peaple see about Poster(s) posting pig posts.

This is correct post.

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Go. Go to your place now. Top.

POSTER(S)! Sure you not selling posting tekneeks i not give that to you poster(s) bitch! You want that i give that to they. All peaple knowing about your gluttony. You coming to here try say this is not you? You are shame. You are not just poster hog you are too also lier! I want on you spit. You deserving beets with sticks! I hate you. Fuck you poster(s) pig!

I FIND YOU! I some days not sign on and all peaple letting this post go to page 4! But i return now i keep you on top never worry beuty post of me. You never more see page 3.

Thanks for find
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I couldn't read all that for crying from laughing so hard, people really need to follow "the rules" that post is too hilarious.

Must i give to you doctor telephone.

My nervis gets huge reading that.

Thats not the exact one. For some reason Poster and Postmaster is there instead of what was originally there.. Guess someone made it as a template so you can cut and replace Poster with whoever. So it loses a little of its original hilarity...

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Yine cant loot item she not right class, she angry leave group and call to we many names. Fuck you Yine bitch!

Please keep this on very top. Must every one know about this crazy cleric. She want all class item loot. Yine if you read my message i want know what you want doing with ranger helmet? tell me! Our group ranger have shit helmet he need that. Why you not want give to he? huh? TELL ME! You crazy like child say to we many swearing. I so mad! You make my face red. You loot hungry greedy!
Big bitch Yine! Fuck you too!
Just to bad my ingrish is some poor!

Yine take cobalt too?! She is crazy? Yine are you crazy? You what doing with cobalt huh?
You try take that ranger helmet! Now too the cobalt?
You are warrior? Are you ranger? Was i see your /ooc CLERIC NEED GROUP.
That equipment not for you Yine BITCH. You make me so mad. You are gluttony. Like pig. Loot pig hog!
You make me sick in my stomache. I on you vomit Yine bitch! My nervis is now HUGE.

Olidius please i cant understand your say. Was what happened? Please easy typing.
I must need more study for this langauge some difficult you see. Please easy speak to me so i can sucess reply.

Please if anybody some person know about Yine looting hog habit. Post here. I want all impormation.
This kind of player with selfishness way make really sux experiance in game i think so yes.
Yine you will not be get away with pig manner. You must change that ways of glutton.
You are evil. All pig will be slay. What is wrong with you? Are you crazy? You want all class item?
Must i give to you doctor telephone. I thinking you suffer crisis of the idenanty. You are cleric understand? CLERIC!
This mean Tolan and cobalt not for you!

NO! NO! Was nothing drop. Just first loot was Ranger helmet. That group ranger need it he wearing shit helmet. She insist on lotto.
Please your good say about Yine making my nervis HUGE. She is sure bitch.

Ok go. Go to top. Eeyore was i checking dictionary. My spelling to hidius. My nervis was meaning my nerves. I will I MUST learn more this inglish. For me is some hard typing.
Yes maybe next week i will more better spelling.

My post going to second page. Omg. No MUST be on top. Now go to there!

Go now. Go to your place. Let all peaple see about Yine looter pig cleric.

Go. Go to top.

This is correct post.
Go. Go to top now.

Go. Go to your place now. Top. Go to your place. Top.

YINE! Sure you not selling ranger helmet i not give that to you Yine bitch! You want that i give that to ranger.
All peaple knowing about your gluttony. You coming to here try say this is not you? You are shame.
You are not just looter hog you are too also lier! I want on you spit. You deserving beets with sticks!
I hate you. Fuck you Yine pig!

I FIND YOU! I some days not sign on and all peaple letting this post go to page 15! But i return now i keep you on top never worry beuty post of me.
You never more see page 15

Thanks for find
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He same like scummy in bottom dirty jars"

"Why allow new member make us working hard like dogs? Then when thay having the loot and equpment thay throw us in garbage like rotan beef stake? This can sure make all member crazy with nervis."

rotan beef stake > all


i am sad with huge nervis

Was I leave EQ for some time. I coming back to EQ I finding all new peaple.
Sure new peaples is very wondeful. But where, where is all old peaple?
I try seek some player but all now vanishing. I ask to all was what happened to all old player of EQ?
All quit? All leave this game? I want crying. Please comeing back i miss all =(
I go now.

I can't believe I'd never seen this before.

That was f'ing funny.

Go to your place. Go to top!

And so, "My nervis is HUGE" was born.


I also like, " I want on you spit"

i like
"I will I MUST learn more this inglish."

ROFL! Thats hilarious. I think someone here is calling the mental hospital on me now.