VeeshanVault

Yeah, yeah, I know, oldie... but a GOOODIE!!!

Here is the stupid shit annoying the hell out of me today:

1) Bitch who coughs like she is trying to expunge her who happens to have her reserved library carrel right next to mine. Same bitch sitting next to me in class, when we have no assigned seats. Feeling a nasty cough coming on and wondering if it is cause BITCH WON'T GO THE FUCK AWAY.

2) Same bitch - Wears headphones in library, which is fine. Doesn't remove headphones to talk to someone. Bitch talks loud in library and has a super gratingly annoying voice. Bitch still does it even though she's been asked by NUMEROUS people to please keep her voice down. Bitch wears ugly clogs. Has them in every color to match every outfit. People like bitch, I don't understand it.

3) Professors who assign HUNDREDS OF PAGES OF READING due one week before finals... wtf?

4) Snoring by bed-partner (speaks for itself)

5) Having to drink Diet Dr. Pepper cause there is no Diet Coke here and the Diet Mtn. Dew was all out - and the machine already took money off my card! (gross Dr. P!)

6) Knowing after a long and mentally exhausting day, I will still have to go home and cook dinner ALL BY MYSELF, which I usually don't mind, but not when I'm tired.

=D

loud ass woman 2 cubes away.

she is very nice, but she has to broadcast her personal business everywhere. now that she is pregnant, this personal business extends to the daily machinations of her internal netherregions.

Roommates.

In all shapes and sizes.

1. People who don't flush - Death plz kthx!

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:Roommates.

In all shapes and sizes.

WERD!!!

Especially the ones you inherit.

co-workers who are seemingly unaware that they have chronic bad breath :(

noel wrote:1. People who don't flush - Death plz kthx!

And people who should have flushed twice... but didn't!

1) Sylvos

2) Sylvos

3) Sylvos

People who pronounce nuclear nuc-u-lar. (Yes I know like the past 10 presidents have done this).

People who use nausious when they should be using nausiated.

If you are nausious, you make others sick. If you are feel nausiated, you feel sick.

Anyone using too much stinky. (perfume/cologne)

People who piss ALL OVER the mens handicapped stall

What are you doing in the handicap stall vannoth?

Avestan wrote:If you are nausious, you make others sick. If you are feel nausiated, you feel sick.

I'm not so sure that is correct. And for a usage nazi, you still spelled it wrong!

M-W.com wrote:Main Entry: nau·seous
Pronunciation: 'no-sh&s, 'no-zE-&s
Function: adjective
1 : causing nausea or disgust : NAUSEATING
2 : affected with nausea or disgust
- nau·seous·ly adverb
- nau·seous·ness noun
usage Those who insist that nauseous can properly be used only in sense 1 and that in sense 2 it is an error for nauseated are mistaken. Current evidence shows these facts: nauseous is most frequently used to mean physically affected with nausea, usually after a linking verb such as feel or become; figurative use is quite a bit less frequent. Use of nauseous in sense 1 is much more often figurative than literal, and this use appears to be losing ground to nauseating. Nauseated is used more widely than nauseous in sense 2.

people on their mobile phones in bathroom stalls.

Corollary: people on their laptops in bathroom stalls.

people who are taking care of your six week old puppies and leave them loose in the garage over night with anti freeze lying out so that they die and then refuse to pay the vet bill let alone the 500 bucks per pup you lost plus the fact they were freaking PUPPIES and they KILLED them! dead like!!111!

nobody wrote:people who are taking care of your six week old puppies and leave them loose in the garage over night with anti freeze lying out so that they die and then refuse to pay the vet bill let alone the 500 bucks per pup you lost plus the fact they were freaking PUPPIES and they KILLED them! dead like!!111!

I'd kill them. Justifiable homocide imo.

People who can't park and take up 2 and sometimes 3 spaces.

Avestan wrote:People who pronounce nuclear nuc-u-lar. (Yes I know like the past 10 presidents have done this).

People who use nausious when they should be using nausiated.

If you are nausious, you make others sick. If you are feel nausiated, you feel sick.

People who rant about word usage without the capacity to spell the word they are ranting about..... nauseated, nauseous.

The empty toilet paper roll...grrrrrr and it seems to never fail i hit the pot before i look so its the squat walk to tp and back.

A boss that tells you to do something, while you are already doing it.

Gnomies wrote:A boss that tells you to do something, while you are already doing it.

AND then takes credit for it after you do it.

Kylere wrote:

Avestan wrote:People who pronounce nuclear nuc-u-lar. (Yes I know like the past 10 presidents have done this).

People who use nausious when they should be using nausiated.

If you are nausious, you make others sick. If you are feel nausiated, you feel sick.

People who rant about word usage without the capacity to spell the word they are ranting about..... nauseated, nauseous.

Haha, I was thinking the exact same thing.

5) Having to drink Diet Dr. Pepper cause there is no Diet Coke here and the Diet Mtn. Dew was all out Sad - and the machine already took money off my card! (gross Dr. P!)

It tastes more like the real thing baby!
Personally I've been drinking diet cherry vanilla Dr. Pepper since it came out.


Yaksa "I'm a pepper, he's a pepper, she's a pepper, we're a pepper; wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?" LoveCraft

Employees who say HUH after you had just explained for 15 minutes what their job duties for the night to accomplish are.

College kids who try to tell you that you do have something and your showing them the empty spot that you really dont have it.*cigars*

Assholes who let the phone ring off the hook when your extremely busy and when you do get to it all the need to know is the time.

Assholes at work that tell you something needs to be changed, when they can do it and you have 30 customers in line.

Essentially anyone who talks to me before 10 am.

Tenuvil wrote:people on their mobile phones in bathroom stalls.

That drives me fucking bonkers. When it happens and they don't get off right away, I always flush so the person he's talking to knows he's in the can.

The one thing that comes to mind are people who HAVE to back into their parking spot. Takes them a damn whole minute, traffic backs up all over the place, to what, save .5 seconds when they leave? Not to mention if someone clips the car, damage is done to the more expensive front.
I also hate having some SUV park next to me. It's like I have to use the fucking force just to back out.

people here in oregon actually TALK to you while you're at the urinal.
I'm like ...
I had to finally get angry and just flat out say "Dude, I'm holding my dick. Do not talk to me while i'm holding my dick"

It is absolutely frustrating

People on the phone while driving.

Smokers who throw their cigarette butts out the car window.

Smokers who are inconsiderate.

Arrogance.

People who blatantly litter. (as opposed to the accidental miss of the can that wasn't seen)

people who vomit in your mouth

oh and lip rings
fucking hate lip rings
i want to rip them out when i see them

Sirensa wrote:

Avestan wrote:If you are nausious, you make others sick. If you are feel nausiated, you feel sick.

I'm not so sure that is correct. And for a usage nazi, you still spelled it wrong!

M-W.com wrote:Main Entry: nau·seous
Pronunciation: 'no-sh&s, 'no-zE-&s
Function: adjective
1 : causing nausea or disgust : NAUSEATING
2 : affected with nausea or disgust
- nau·seous·ly adverb
- nau·seous·ness noun
usage Those who insist that nauseous can properly be used only in sense 1 and that in sense 2 it is an error for nauseated are mistaken. Current evidence shows these facts: nauseous is most frequently used to mean physically affected with nausea, usually after a linking verb such as feel or become; figurative use is quite a bit less frequent. Use of nauseous in sense 1 is much more often figurative than literal, and this use appears to be losing ground to nauseating. Nauseated is used more widely than nauseous in sense 2.

Hmm I actually spealled it the way you have it first and spell checker corrected me. . .oh well.

What your definition says is that because people have used it so much as definition 1, that it should mean definition 1. . .I think that is ridiculous. How things are used should not define what they mean in a formal sense.

Avestan wrote:What your definition says is that because people have used it so much as definition 1, that it should mean definition 1. . .I think that is ridiculous. How things are used should not define what they mean in a formal sense.

/boggle

Isn't that how language works?

when my employer, (the US Army) decides not to pay me for two months straight and expects me to stay on top of my finances. and when they finally decide to pay you they don't give you interest. but if you ever owe them money, guess what....they charge you interest.

The people who can't park is a big one for me, freakin' can stand that crap.

The other is all those people, usually young black males here in AR - probably different in other states, who somehow have a handcapped sticker but really aren't handicapped. I don't understand this one and the police. When the first 20 spots at Wal-Mart are all handicapped and some old guy who is like 80 can't find one because they are ALL filled with hoopdies blaring profane rap music there is a problem. Don't get me wrong, I feel the EXACT same way about anyone else who gets these and shouldn't have them, color/race has nothing to do with it except that it's usually young black guys who seem to have them for some reason... not sure why, that's a big mystery for me.

Also, people who continaully clear their throat when trying to rudely interrupt you... STFU until I'm finished.

SLOW people... it dosent take 30+ second to turn right off a 30mph road and along those lines people who drive 5+ mph below the speed limit in the left lane. It's illegal to pass on the right in AR, get the frack in the other lane if you want to go slow.

Sylvus wrote:

Avestan wrote:What your definition says is that because people have used it so much as definition 1, that it should mean definition 1. . .I think that is ridiculous. How things are used should not define what they mean in a formal sense.

/boggle

Isn't that how language works?

that is why the language in afghanistan is so broken. after 30 yrs of war and being in abject poverty without any sort of education system, there are litereally two languages now, a written and a spoken language.

Any sort or piercings.. it freaks me out, and I instantly think how incredibly painful it would be to 1) get it ripped out, with the broken skin (just thinking of it right now irritates me) 2) see it ripped out.. that type of skin stretching (or not stretching) disgusts me.

nobody wrote:

Sylvus wrote:

Avestan wrote:What your definition says is that because people have used it so much as definition 1, that it should mean definition 1. . .I think that is ridiculous. How things are used should not define what they mean in a formal sense.

/boggle

Isn't that how language works?

that is why the language in afghanistan is so broken. after 30 yrs of war and being in abject poverty without any sort of education system, there are litereally two languages now, a written and a spoken language.

Agreed. Language is a standard of communication. When the standard is blurred or confused, it diminishes its usefulness and power.

Just because people do something does not make that thing correct or logical.

let's not descend down the false path that language is immutable

Here bygynneth the Book of the Tales of Caunterbury

Whan that Aprill, with his shoures soote
The droghte of March hath perced to the roote
And bathed every veyne in swich licour,
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
Whan Zephirus eek with his sweete breeth
Inspired hath in every holt and heeth
The tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne
Hath in the Ram his halfe cours yronne,
And smale foweles maken melodye,
That slepen al the nyght with open eye-
(So priketh hem Nature in hir corages);
Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages
And palmeres for to seken straunge strondes
To ferne halwes, kowthe in sondry londes;
And specially from every shires ende
Of Engelond, to Caunterbury they wende,
The hooly blisful martir for to seke
That hem hath holpen, whan that they were seeke.

that's English from around 800 years ago.

Voronwë wrote:let's not descend down the false path that language is immutable

that's English from around 800 years ago.

precisely what i was trying to say. a word means what it means because people give it that meaning.

Sylvus wrote:

Voronwë wrote:let's not descend down the false path that language is immutable

that's English from around 800 years ago.

precisely what i was trying to say. a word means what it means because people give it that meaning.

Agreed. Voronwe and Sylvus are gay. 100 year old gay.

I have no problem with language evolving, but this is not an instance of language evolving to fill a void or increase range, this is simply a case of language changing due to incorrect usage.

I don't remember how many dialects there are in the Phillipines, but it's not too uncommon to have people 20 miles apart speaking dialects that are incomprehensible to each other.

Classical written Chinese isn't pronouncible in todays spoken dialects, and is still used.

*Edit - Rude drivers are at the top of my annoyance list. Far above anything else.

speaking of incorrect usage, shouldnt the title of this thread use the word "Edition" and not "Addition"?!?!??!!

People who post "clever" IRC logs on message boards. If I wanted to read IRC I'd log onto IRC!

Aslanna wrote:People who post "clever" IRC logs on message boards. If I wanted to read IRC I'd log onto IRC!

I would like to invalidate your pet peeve. People post stupid messages all the time all over every board. Just don't read the ones that you don't like! That, or modify your peeve to be "people who make posts i don't want to read". There's no need to be an anti-chatite.

The later series of the show "Friends" and all of "Everybody loves Raymond" aka Raymond blows the milkman.

Fat people with BO who sit beside you on planes.

Winnow wrote:

Sylvus wrote:

Voronwë wrote:let's not descend down the false path that language is immutable

that's English from around 800 years ago.

precisely what i was trying to say. a word means what it means because people give it that meaning.

Agreed. Voronwe and Sylvus are gay. 100 year old gay.

Teenybloke wrote:The later series of the show "Friends" and all of "Everybody loves Raymond" aka Raymond blows the milkman.

Fat people with BO who sit beside you on planes.

You are too young and/or too inexperienced in living with a wife to understand anything that Raymond presents as a show. The show is classic and it gets funnier and funnier as more and more time goes by with me and my wife.

Voronwë wrote:speaking of incorrect usage, shouldnt the title of this thread use the word "Edition" and not "Addition"?!?!??!!

rofl oops Let's just chalk it up to brain overload.

And I pretend to be semi-intelligent, but I swear, my brain is deteriorating at a rapid rate in my old age.