Tattoos
Posted: April 7, 2005, 5:16 pm
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Posted: April 7, 2005, 5:31 pm
That guy is my new hero
Posted: April 7, 2005, 5:32 pm
That kicks so much ass.
Posted: April 7, 2005, 5:35 pm
I read a story sometime back that they did that to Britney Spears too.
Posted: April 7, 2005, 5:53 pm
Pretty funny : )
Takes some balls to do that and not worry about someone coming back for revenge.
Fault goes to the people getting them that don't research the symbols as well.
Takes some balls to do that and not worry about someone coming back for revenge.
Fault goes to the people getting them that don't research the symbols as well.
Posted: April 7, 2005, 6:02 pm
That guy kicks ass!
Posted: April 7, 2005, 6:18 pm
Brittney wanted the character for unique or special or something else that unoriginal retards like her would want, and they gave her the character for strange 
Posted: April 7, 2005, 7:02 pm
That's a parody newspaper. If it's not self-evident, you can click on the disclaimer button and they tell you straight up. South Oakland (SoufOaklin) is the neighborhood of Pittsburgh in which the University of Pittsburgh is located. I went to school there for a year.
Sad though that may be, this is a recurring problem in P-Burgh. There was a kid on my floor who went to get a tattoo. The tat was to be the chinese characters for "soulmate." His girlfriend planned to get a matching one in a studio in Altoona, where she went to school. Unfortunately for him, another kid on my floor was fluent in chinese. It turns out that there is no chinese character which translates directly as "soulmate." Instead, the artist gave him a prefix which denotes that a ghost or a spirit or a soul is being discussed. Just as "anthro-" symbolizes that the word or phrase is linked to human behavior, so this prefix was linked to ghosts and spirits, but like anthro, it had no meaning beyond that.
We never told him about it. But he found out about it himself when his girlfriend came out to visit and had something totally different tattoo'd on her arm.
Edit: I also don't think the fake newspaper even exists anymore. The sports section contains stories reprinted from september 2001, and the publisher's note talks about how basketball hasn't started and Larry Fitzgerald is going to the draft, making it a year and a half old.
Sad though that may be, this is a recurring problem in P-Burgh. There was a kid on my floor who went to get a tattoo. The tat was to be the chinese characters for "soulmate." His girlfriend planned to get a matching one in a studio in Altoona, where she went to school. Unfortunately for him, another kid on my floor was fluent in chinese. It turns out that there is no chinese character which translates directly as "soulmate." Instead, the artist gave him a prefix which denotes that a ghost or a spirit or a soul is being discussed. Just as "anthro-" symbolizes that the word or phrase is linked to human behavior, so this prefix was linked to ghosts and spirits, but like anthro, it had no meaning beyond that.
We never told him about it. But he found out about it himself when his girlfriend came out to visit and had something totally different tattoo'd on her arm.
Edit: I also don't think the fake newspaper even exists anymore. The sports section contains stories reprinted from september 2001, and the publisher's note talks about how basketball hasn't started and Larry Fitzgerald is going to the draft, making it a year and a half old.
Posted: April 7, 2005, 10:21 pm
The tip off to me that it was fake was this line:
“I don’t even like General Tso’s!” Baker sobbed. “I’m a vegetarian!”
That was painful to read and too punny.
“I don’t even like General Tso’s!” Baker sobbed. “I’m a vegetarian!”
That was painful to read and too punny.
Posted: April 8, 2005, 10:36 am
The story is real, the "paper" doesn't exist anymore.
Shamelessly from P-burgh...
Shamelessly from P-burgh...
Posted: April 8, 2005, 12:08 pm
The story may be "true" in the abstract sense that people often tattoo meaningless or incorrect asian symbols on themselves, but this guy is not going around and tattooing "insert general tsos chicken here" all over town.
Posted: April 8, 2005, 12:14 pm
You should get the stupid bitch symbol.
Posted: April 8, 2005, 12:22 pm
I thought soufoaklin was engrish for sofuckin...
Posted: April 8, 2005, 5:23 pm
only whores and wanna be badasses get them.
See a chick with a tattoo, thats a grade A whore. A 99.9% chance she smokes and 100% sure shes been with >5 guys!
See a chick with a tattoo, thats a grade A whore. A 99.9% chance she smokes and 100% sure shes been with >5 guys!
Posted: April 8, 2005, 6:17 pm
Same goes for guys. See a guy with a taatoo, 99.9% chance that he smokes, and 100% sure that hes been with >5 guysRaistin wrote:only whores and wanna be badasses get them.
See a chick with a tattoo, thats a grade A whore. A 99.9% chance she smokes and 100% sure shes been with >5 guys!
Posted: April 8, 2005, 6:38 pm
That's pretty funny! Those guys don't know what they have on their skin...
*goes back to singing Buck Disch to himself..*
*goes back to singing Buck Disch to himself..*
Posted: April 8, 2005, 6:40 pm
Hesten wrote:Same goes for guys. See a guy with a taatoo, 99.9% chance that he smokes, and 100% sure that hes been with >5 guysRaistin wrote:only whores and wanna be badasses get them.
See a chick with a tattoo, thats a grade A whore. A 99.9% chance she smokes and 100% sure shes been with >5 guys!
And Hesten wants you to know that he has several tattoos , smokes and has been with more than 5 guys.
Posted: April 8, 2005, 8:42 pm
This sounds like that line from Chris Rock's comedy song "No Sex In The Champagne Room"...Hesten wrote:Same goes for guys. See a guy with a taatoo, 99.9% chance that he smokes, and 100% sure that hes been with >5 guysRaistin wrote:only whores and wanna be badasses get them.
See a chick with a tattoo, thats a grade A whore. A 99.9% chance she smokes and 100% sure shes been with >5 guys!
If a girl has a pierced tongue, she will probably suck your dick.
If a guy has a pierced tongue, he will probably suck your dick.
Posted: April 8, 2005, 8:53 pm
Hey, it dont count if you do it for money to afford more tatoos and tongue piercingsSylvos wrote:Hesten wrote:Same goes for guys. See a guy with a taatoo, 99.9% chance that he smokes, and 100% sure that hes been with >5 guysRaistin wrote:only whores and wanna be badasses get them.
See a chick with a tattoo, thats a grade A whore. A 99.9% chance she smokes and 100% sure shes been with >5 guys!
And Hesten wants you to know that he has several tattoos , smokes and has been with more than 5 guys.