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I really do not think there is anything more frustrating than being behind someone who is driving 10-15 mph BELOW the speed limit. I personally feel that I am being robbed of my God given right to go that extra 10-15 mph that I am entitled too and as a result I begin to HATE the person in the car in front of me. To make it worse, you can't pass them because its a 2 lane street with solid stripes. Fuckers, I hope they all have terrible fender benders and their insurance rates skyrocket. Stupid mondays.

Only one thing is worse...

The fucker who you just followed at 10 to 15 mph below the speed limit for 20 fricken miles cursing the whole way when all of the sudden a broken line appears,

sigh of relief

extend your middle finger several times to loosen the stiff muscles and locked tendons so you don't have "finger failure" as you pass this moron.

punch the accelerator and pull out to pass

then the unbelievable happens, this turd of the tarmac accelerates keeping pace with you, until you see oncoming traffic and must brake and pull back in behind the asshole.

Your exit arrives before you have an opportunity to vent your rage on the fucktard and consequently your mood is ruined for the rest of the day.

Farging Traffic Griefers!

Atokal wrote:Only one thing is worse...

The fucker who you just followed at 10 to 15 mph below the speed limit for 20 fricken miles cursing the whole way when all of the sudden a broken line appears,

sigh of relief

extend your middle finger several times to loosen the stiff muscles and locked tendons so you don't have "finger failure" as you pass this moron.

punch the accelerator and pull out to pass

then the unbelievable happens, this turd of the tarmac accelerates keeping pace with you, until you see oncoming traffic and must brake and pull back in behind the asshole.

Your exit arrives before you have an opportunity to vent your rage on the fucktard and consequently your mood is ruined for the rest of the day.

Dude, just spit on them. If you're lucky they'll try to fight you so you can pull out your concealed gun and shoot them. Works like a charm, and you feel better afterwards!

haha

sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays!

One thing I noticed about rural arizona when I lived there, there is no road rage...

An armed society is a polite society

then the unbelievable happens, this turd of the tarmac accelerates keeping pace with you, until you see oncoming traffic and must brake and pull back in behind the asshole.

This is why it's a good idea to drive a faster-than-average car.

Haha, I've driven on those roads (out in the boonies where Sylvos lives). Use the freeway!

Pherr the Dorf wrote:One thing I noticed about rural arizona when I lived there, there is no road rage...

An armed society is a polite society

Plenty of road rage in Texas.

Kelshara wrote:

Pherr the Dorf wrote:One thing I noticed about rural arizona when I lived there, there is no road rage...

An armed society is a polite society

Plenty of road rage in Texas.

They call it Justifiable Homicide

whats even worse is when your on the express way and theres two godamn cars both going the same speed parallell, with at least a mile of open road up ahead

I only do the speedup pass denial thing when I'm already going like 85 and some jackhole 2fast2furious ricer queer is tail gating me in his stock civic with the park bench and stickers. I cackle with glee when I think of how shitty they feel when a fucking green ford windstar out accelerated them. Strangely, this only happens around Fry's Electronics

Stragi wrote:I only do the speedup pass denial thing when I'm already going like 85 and some jackhole 2fast2furious ricer queer is tail gating me in his stock civic with the park bench and stickers. I cackle with glee when I think of how shitty they feel when a fucking green ford windstar out accelerated them. Strangely, this only happens around Fry's Electronics

that made me snarf out loud