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So, about that fifty bucks....

Posted: March 10, 2005, 3:40 pm
by Ebumar
Would you/have you donated sperm?

I have done it three times. I <3 the 50 bucks.

Posted: March 10, 2005, 3:43 pm
by Voronwë
lets do the math.

something i'm going to do anyway for free, i can do for $50?

i tried to get in on this in college, but the local place didnt need anymore donors. so you didnt really have a choice for me. I would have liked to, but had no opportunity.

Posted: March 10, 2005, 3:45 pm
by Ebumar
Go to a research center - they're always accepting donors. 15 mins south of me in Irvine CA, there is a research center that is ALWAYS accepting donations.

Posted: March 10, 2005, 3:48 pm
by Sylvos
They should fucking fine you for trying to introduce your sperm into the world other than into a kleenex.
DIE IRL EBUMAR

Posted: March 10, 2005, 4:15 pm
by Ebumar
Eff you bitch. Go and enslave more african americans.

Posted: March 10, 2005, 4:27 pm
by Kilmoll the Sexy
They are trying to find a cure for Ebumarism.

Posted: March 10, 2005, 5:35 pm
by miir
Ebumar wants you to donate your mansauce to his mouth

Posted: March 10, 2005, 5:36 pm
by Lohrno
I already did.

Posted: March 10, 2005, 5:38 pm
by Dexail
I've got a towel at home worth $50,000

Posted: March 10, 2005, 5:41 pm
by Lohrno
Do you also use it as an ironing board?

Posted: March 10, 2005, 5:42 pm
by nobody
Dexail wrote:I've got a towel at home worth $50,000
omgroflmfaoirl! :vv_rofl:

Posted: March 10, 2005, 9:07 pm
by Chidoro
Dexail wrote:I've got a towel at home worth $50,000
:vv_bowdown:

Posted: March 10, 2005, 11:42 pm
by Deneve
There was a standup guy on comedy central that used that line too, "I've got a towel worth $50,000 propped up against the closet door at home." good stuff...

Posted: March 10, 2005, 11:52 pm
by Sionistic
Nick Dipalo

Posted: March 11, 2005, 9:46 am
by Akaran_D
If I ever do, I will only donate for research purposes, not for possible insemination uses.

Posted: March 11, 2005, 11:16 am
by Coatlicue [KoE]
Dexail wrote:I've got a towel at home worth $50,000
bahahahahahahahahaha! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: March 11, 2005, 11:32 am
by Bubba Grizz
Can you mail in donations?

Posted: March 11, 2005, 11:57 am
by Cotto
Do you get any assistance?