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Lemur poll
Posted: March 7, 2005, 5:52 pm
by Kilmoll the Sexy
What do Lemurs think about when they are whacking off?
Posted: March 7, 2005, 5:52 pm
by Mr Bacon
Bruce the Lemur likes the female lemurs...
Posted: March 7, 2005, 6:21 pm
by sweetkastings
This thread is teh SuX0rZ!
Posted: March 7, 2005, 6:35 pm
by miir
Marmosets > Lemurs
Posted: March 7, 2005, 6:40 pm
by noel
The real question is... do lemurs like DP?
Posted: March 7, 2005, 6:45 pm
by miir
Who doesn't like DP?
Posted: March 7, 2005, 7:03 pm
by Chidoro
I would think the majority of one gender doesn't, but hey, maybe I'm going out on a limb
Posted: March 7, 2005, 7:49 pm
by miir
Chidoro wrote:I would think the majority of one gender doesn't, but hey, maybe I'm going out on a limb
Like every story, there are 2 sides to every DP.... in some cases, even more!
Posted: March 8, 2005, 2:31 am
by Rivera Bladestrike
What the fuck is a lemur?
Posted: March 8, 2005, 2:34 am
by Mr Bacon
[google]lemur[/google]
Posted: March 8, 2005, 2:56 pm
by Lynnsie
Rellix is like the Answer Man. I'm glad he posted it, I had no idea
Posted: March 8, 2005, 4:58 pm
by Voronwë
Manwich
Posted: March 8, 2005, 6:25 pm
by Ebumar
DP as in Donkey Punch?
DP'S ALL AROUND!!!!
Posted: March 8, 2005, 8:26 pm
by MooZilla
lemur's are cute little motherfuckers.
till they pop a cap in yo' ass.
Posted: March 13, 2005, 9:28 pm
by Kalohela
I refuse to vote because Lemurs don't whack off. Sorry to dissapoint the sick minds.
I checked several reliable sources for this information, and in 3+ years of detailed records on the Red-Ruffed Lemurs (
Varecia variegata rubra) at the zoo where I work, our sexually mature male has never been witnessed doing any behavior remotely like that.
P.S. Yes, I know this is a serious reply to a very non-serious poll. I have a weird sense of humor

Posted: March 14, 2005, 10:02 am
by Kilmoll the Sexy
All males of every species masturbate. Just because your Lemur is in denial, don't come sharing his lies here sister!
Posted: March 14, 2005, 11:21 am
by *~*stragi*~*
keyword: witnessed.
exactly
Posted: March 14, 2005, 12:03 pm
by Kalohela
lol

Posted: March 14, 2005, 12:16 pm
by Kilmoll the Sexy
No one has "witnessed" Stragi rubbing one out either.....with the possible exception of Sylvos and he doesn't kiss and tell.
Posted: March 14, 2005, 12:59 pm
by Sionistic
what if you force a lemur to rub one out?
Posted: March 14, 2005, 1:24 pm
by Sylvos
haha kilmoll masterbates monkeys
haha
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