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<Sylvos> my coworkers are now whislting it

<Sylvos> Otterface!

<Akaran> The sight of his family laying dead before

<Akaran> ops

<Akaran> dang, this window pops up

<Akaran> man, and conversation dies.

<Sylvos> never was going really

<K-moll> I can't wait to go see Vin Diesel's new movie

<Akaran> Yeah, I want to see it too.. I don't know WHY, but I do.

<Sylvos> looks funny

<K-moll> I was joking

<K-moll> tht is going to be the single worst movie of this decade

<Sylvos> i dont think so

<Sylvos> i think it will be funny

<nobody> i want to see it just for the duck part

<Akaran> Quick question.. you guys know how the guy died in 7 from Gluttony?

<nobody> yes

<nobody> he was fed cake

<Akaran> Hit me up

<Akaran> seriously?

<K-moll> it wasn't cake

<Akaran> they killed him with CAKE?

<nobody> he was forced to eat cake at gunpoint

<K-moll> they made him eat until his intestines burst

<nobody> that was my idea for my next mafia kill until i was offed

<Akaran> that is so damn lame

<nobody> hence all the cake references in mine and lohrno's posts

<nobody> he ate cake and was told if he threw up he would be shot

<nobody> and then they kicked him in the stomach

<nobody> and his guts blew up =D

<Akaran> 1: his intestines wouldn't burst.. that would be his stomach. 2: He'd start vomiting LONG before that point was reached if he was actually putting the food in his own mouth.

<Akaran> You would hit a point long before that where the food would quit leaving the esophogas.

<nobody> either way not the point

<Akaran> Now, if they perferated his stomach, yes, maybe it would pop

<nobody> point was they killed him with cake

<Akaran> bs. That's just a lame way to die. "So, marco, we're going to kill you. "OH shit how?" "CAKE". "Cake?" It's like a monty python skit.

<Akaran> Were the rests of the executions in that movie that craptastic?

<nobody> you have never seen se7en!?

<sylvus_wrk> i don't think it was cake

<nobody> you make me sick akaran ><

<sylvus_wrk> well, not just cake

<sylvus_wrk> i remember seeing some spaghetti

<K-moll> it was not cake

<Akaran> Dry rice would be workable

<K-moll> it was spaghetti

<K-moll> I have the transcript of the movie open

<nobody> dehydrated fruit that would expand it his stomach

<Akaran> Feed him a few pounds of dehydrated rice then make him drink a gallon of water.. it'd puff him out like a piece of human bubblegum

<Sylvos> ....

<Sylvos> the fuck is wrong with you people

<Akaran> that's why it's inhuman to throw dry rice at weddings.. the brids eat it, it expands, and they pop from within

<Akaran> inhumane*

<K-moll> fuck birds

<nobody> throw alkaseltzer instead

<K-moll> kill some of those fucking things off

<Akaran> hm

<Akaran> pigeon poppers

<Akaran> I like that

<Akaran> it sounds like a party favor

<Akaran> but in reality it's Death Bird 2000.

<nobody> how many survivors are in here?

<Sylvos> im going to stab you in the face with a soldering iron

No no no
I just like Cake!

The guy in Se7en died by being tied up, face down in soup which was being syphoned into a bowl. He had to driink in order to breathe, and he died that way.

Sorry I have to dispel that rumor right now.

he died b/c he was forced to stare at a picture of akarans mom nekked and chose to drown himself in soup.

Nobody, are you dead yet in Mafia 3?

Yes he died the first day.. Sorry, no soup for you! =D

The rice thing is a myth!

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/horrors/birdrice.htm

Zygar_ Cthulhukin wrote:The rice thing is a myth!

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/horrors/birdrice.htm

Gratz Birdseed mfg association of america...that had to boost nationwide sales eh?

Still birdseed is a better idea...