A templar and a warden walk into a bar...

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A templar and a warden walk into a bar...

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...and imediately sensed some trouble. A group of men were standing around two waitresses who had been injured.

"What happened?" They asked, concerned. "Well, Old McFuzzleSprizzle the Wizard was making a potion and I guess he used the wrong ingredients because the next thing we heard was a huge BOOM" replied a patron. "No matter girls, we shall heal you!" said the Templar (who was slightly arogant to say the least).

The Warden took one girl aside and cast his healing spell on her. The wound slowly healed until there was no trace that she had ever been injured at all. She hugged him in grattitude. "My hero!!!". Then suddenly the Warden heard the other waitress crying out in pain. "Ow! Ow! Ow!". He turned to find the Templar repeatedly slapping her over the back of the head.

"What the hell are you doing to her???" screamed the Warden.

The Templar looks at him puzzled. "What do you think I'm doing? I'm healing her!"
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