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What does it take to inseminate an Elephant?

Posted: March 3, 2005, 12:17 pm
by Dexail
Another great MSN headline
Inseminating elephant takes 2 Germans, an ultrasound and a very long wait
they forgot to add a ladder and a bottle of wine.

Posted: March 3, 2005, 12:34 pm
by Mr Bacon
Pig & Elephant DNA just don't splice.

Posted: March 3, 2005, 12:42 pm
by Spang
haven't you heard that song by Loverboy?

Posted: March 3, 2005, 12:49 pm
by Kindo
Dex, I'm worried about you...

Posted: March 3, 2005, 1:31 pm
by Dexail
I've got too much time on my hands since I retired :)

Posted: March 3, 2005, 2:29 pm
by Waran
Yehhh, there's nothing worse than getting all drunk and waking up the next morning next to a pig