VeeshanVault

because I want a poll too

I like to fall backwards and pretend as if the force is pushing me.

I mix it up, either:

Standing and holding
Standing and not holding
Leaning and holding
Leaning and not holding
and the occasional..
Laying on my back not holding (after a long night of drinking)

needs the 'only when I'm drunk' option.

No walls anywhere by my can. Sink on one side, shower on the other.

If I lean against the closest wall, I'm taking a 4' shot.

sometimes if it's an on the wall latrine, and no one is in there to see, i fold my arms and just let it go.

can someone tell me where this comes from?

"i'm a one shake man. i don't have time to shake twice."

Always aim for this thing.

No way dude, I piss so it flows down the sides of the urinal. Thus I don't get teh spray back.

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:needs the 'only when I'm drunk' option.

I deliberately pick the next to wall pisser when Im drunk for just this reason....

Tinkin speaks wise words.

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:needs the 'only when I'm drunk' option.

yeah, same.

Tinkin Tankem wrote:No way dude, I piss so it flows down the sides of the urinal. Thus I don't get teh spray back.

Same. Except when there is a fly buzzing around then it is open season.

Shooting at flies is practically a sport