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more than I wanted to know about poop
Posted: March 2, 2005, 12:37 pm
by Dexail
MSN article
But consistency and frequency aren't the only diaper surprises. Dorre Kleinman, of Brooklyn, New York, opened her 8-month-old's diaper one morning and had quite a shock. "Sasha's poop was striped in orange, green, and blue, almost like a scarf," she says.
"I would have panicked, but then I remembered she had eaten sweet potatoes, peas, and quite a few mushed-up blueberries for dinner the night before." When babies start solids, Technicolor poop is very common and nothing to fret over; if your baby has a penchant for Blue's Clues yogurt, expect even stranger hues ahead.
Posted: March 2, 2005, 1:15 pm
by Arborealus
Ermmmmm Dex...what were you looking for when you found this?...Nevermind...don't ask, don't tell!!! Please DON'T TELL!
Posted: March 2, 2005, 2:38 pm
by Llaffer
My dog had the same problem when I fed him crayons when I was 3-years-old
Posted: March 2, 2005, 2:50 pm
by Ebumar
I'll never forget the day my poop was bright pink after eating 4 of those big ass pixie sticks. God that was rad... I showed everyone in my house. Should have put it on Ratemypoo.com.
Posted: March 2, 2005, 2:52 pm
by Sirensa
I have two words to say to that...
Asparagus pee
Posted: March 2, 2005, 2:55 pm
by Morgrym
I was in a Lab Tech school once for training. We were at a part of the class where we had to go home and poo and put the poo in a sterile container and bring it to class so we could check it out for parasites and stuff. A bunch of my buddies and myself went to the store and picked up a multi pak of Play Dough and each ate a seperate color.
Yep, almost got kicked out of that school
Posted: March 2, 2005, 3:00 pm
by Voronwë
my daughters favorite food is blueberries.
blueberries in a diaper are recognizable for a number of reasons
#1. the skins like all cellulose is more or less undigested and clearly visible
#2. if the shit is particularly fresh (and by extension hot), the vapors can actually smell somewhat like blueberry muffins coming out of the oven....mixed with shit
#3. they make the diaper much more runny.
Posted: March 2, 2005, 3:08 pm
by Fairweather Pure
Ratemypoo.com
Great, a site dedicated to other people's shit. I thought VV had the monopoly on that one!
Posted: March 2, 2005, 3:09 pm
by Marbus
Joseph loved Blueberries as well... and green beans and sweet potatos.
Marb
Posted: March 2, 2005, 3:41 pm
by Sylvos
Sirensa wrote:I have two words to say to that...
Asparagus pee
DISGUSTING
Posted: March 2, 2005, 3:46 pm
by Niffoni
The Arrogant Worms wrote:
used to talk about politics, politics, politics,
I used to talk about politics but I don't anymore.
I used to talk about communism, socialism, capitalism
I used to talk about hobosisms but now I'm a dad
And all I talk about is baby poo
Baby poo, baby poo
All I talk about is baby poo
Baby poo, baby poo
All I talk about is baby poo
I used to rant about traffic problems, fender benders, stupid signs
I used to fear an accident
But now I stay at home
And talk about:
Baby poo, baby poo
All I talk about is baby poo
Baby poo, baby poo
All I talk about is baby poo
Sometimes it's all brown and gooey
Sometimes it looks like dijon mustard
Sometimes it's like melted crayon
Sometimes it just smells like POO
I used to talk about philosophy, cup vi maker, Socrates
I used to think metaphysically
But now I think the world revolves around:
Baby poo, baby poo
All I talk about is baby poo
Baby poo, baby poo
All I talk about is baby poo
Sometimes it feels just like stucko
Sometimes it feels like jello pudding
Sometimes it's like avacado
Sometimes she just pees on me
I used to be real int'resting
Discussing isues of the day
But now I call up my MP
And tell her all about my baby poo
Baby poo, baby poo
All I talk about is baby poo
Baby poo, baby poo
All I talk about is baby poo(x2)
Posted: March 2, 2005, 5:54 pm
by Sparty
This is crap
My name is Sparty