VeeshanVault

I just found out that the father of the woman I'm dating is an overprotective, kung fu instructor / police officer.

It's like I'm living some kind of focker movie script.

are you a pothead focker?

my ex's dad was a special forces sniper instructor. he once pulled me aside and told me he would rather kick her out of the house than me.

nobody wrote:my ex's dad was a special forces sniper instructor. he once pulled me aside and told me he would rather kick her out of the house than me.

Sounds like consent for marriage to me.

har, notice i said my ex? all hope for that relationship has been shot. but her dad and i are still friends.

I dated a gal for a bit who had a Brother that was a Navy Seal. He told me upon meeting him: "If you hurt my sis, I'm gonna hurt you."

I'm glad she dumped me, and not I her!