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Woman Accused of Giving Lethal Sherry Enema

Posted: February 3, 2005, 10:39 pm
by Winnow
3 liters of Sherry up the wazoo = not a good thing!

Alcohol enemas in lower doses may become the new thing though for those that don't like the taste. I'd imagine bartenders would have to get paid more to do that sort of thing though.
HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas woman has been indicted for criminally negligent homicide for causing her husband's death by giving him a sherry enema, a police detective said on Wednesday.



Tammy Jean Warner, 42, gave Michael Warner two large bottles of sherry on May 21, which raised his blood alcohol level to 0.47 percent, or nearly six times the level considered legally drunk in Texas, police detective Robert Turner in Lake Jackson, Texas, told the Houston Chronicle.


"We're not talking about little bottles here," Turner said. "These were at least 1.5-liter bottles."


Warner, 58, was said to have an alcohol problem and received the wine enema because a throat ailment left him unable to drink the sherry, Turner told the newspaper.


"I heard of this kind of thing in mortuary school in 1970, but this is the first time I've ever heard of someone actually doing it," said Turner, who led the lengthy investigation in the case.


The woman admitted administering the enema, but denied causing her husband's death, the Chronicle said.


A dispatcher for the Lake Jackson police said only Turner could discuss the case, but he did not return phone calls from Reuters.


Along with negligent homicide, Mrs. Warner was indicted for burning her husband's will a month before his death. Both charges carry maximum penalties of two years in prison.


Mrs. Warner surrendered to police on Monday and was released on $30,000 bail, the newspaper said.

Posted: February 4, 2005, 10:58 am
by Burke
Max:"Gimme a scotch, straight up. Leave the bottle."
Bartender: "Tell you what, you bend over, and I'll shove it straight up your ass."
Max: "On the rocks is fine."


/from memory, wish I could find the damn script

Posted: February 4, 2005, 1:40 pm
by Fairweather Pure
Had a guy come into the ER one night complaining of abdominal pains. During triage, his wife made metion that she had stuffed 3 large Florida Oranges up his ass. She then replied innocently...... "Usually they would've come out by now".

During this whole exchange, not one of us batted an eyelash by acknowledging this was an unusual circumstance. Business as usual!

Posted: February 4, 2005, 1:42 pm
by Burke
Mmm, nothin' like fresh squeezed orange juice.
Although I don't like brown pulp.

Posted: February 4, 2005, 1:43 pm
by Fash
Fresh from the grove, into your treasure trove!

Posted: February 4, 2005, 2:29 pm
by Winnow
Oranges should carry a label. Avoid stuffing acidic fruits up your ass if at all possible! ...or... For oral consumption only.

Posted: February 4, 2005, 7:11 pm
by Hesten
Hehe, its amazing what people think they should stuff up their behinds.

Hear some of the funniers stories from the emergency room nurses at work sometimes.

They had a guy in who didnt want to say what he stuffed up behind. So they did the usual thing, try to get it out, and got hold of it, turned it, and then found out that the guy had stuffed a glass of mustard up his behind, one they just managed to unscrew the lid off while it was up there, because he didnt tell them.

They had a guy in who had managed to stuff around 1 meter of electrical cord INTO his uninary tube (not sure what its called in english) and down to his balls, turned him on i guess, untill he managed to get it stuck in there.

Posted: February 4, 2005, 7:28 pm
by Mr Bacon

Posted: February 4, 2005, 7:46 pm
by Sueven
They had a guy in who had managed to stuff around 1 meter of electrical cord INTO his uninary tube (not sure what its called in english) and down to his balls, turned him on i guess, untill he managed to get it stuck in there.

:shock: (urethra)