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puppy names
Posted: February 3, 2005, 1:04 am
by nobody
these are some of my fav's. the poll is open for one day.
keep in mind that they are two male black lab's (not pure bred). and i was forced to include Mr Fluffy Oreo-pants by my ex girlfriend who is unrightfuly claiming him as her own, heh.
Posted: February 3, 2005, 2:07 am
by Dregor Thule
Catsby and Twisp are a set pair, no one or the other!
Posted: February 3, 2005, 2:10 am
by nobody
ya i know i phuked it up, you cant vote twice and there are two names to choose. i r teh stoopid

Posted: February 3, 2005, 2:11 am
by Dregor Thule
Posted: February 3, 2005, 2:44 am
by Tenuvil
the exuberance is insubstantial!
Posted: February 3, 2005, 3:24 am
by Winnow
Poor dogs. Where are the choices for Spot, Rover and Lassie?
I think Lassie would be be a cool name for a Black Lab.
Posted: February 3, 2005, 6:28 am
by Tinkin Tankem
I still want a rottwieler named "Kitty". Here kitty kitty kitty...
Posted: February 3, 2005, 9:19 am
by Aabidano
All pets should be named Bob.
Posted: February 3, 2005, 9:27 am
by Mr Bacon
Killer.
Posted: February 3, 2005, 10:32 am
by Fash
frank and beans
Posted: February 3, 2005, 11:02 am
by Kilmoll the Sexy
Jobaber or Kanartik
Posted: February 3, 2005, 12:06 pm
by Burke
When we were youngins, my younger brother named all animals "Jimmy."
So there you go, Jimmy the dog.
Posted: February 3, 2005, 12:31 pm
by Sylvos
I personallly think you should go with
Jesus Christ and Dammit.
Since I'm sure that's what they will be referred to for the first 6 months of owning them.
Posted: February 3, 2005, 12:31 pm
by masteen
Fluffy, Destroyer of Worlds.
Posted: February 3, 2005, 1:11 pm
by Winnow
Fash wrote:frank and beans
that gets my vote!
It also reminds me that we only have dogs so we can blame smelly farts on them.
Posted: February 3, 2005, 2:38 pm
by Dregor Thule
i was thinking of naming them damnit and asshole or nigger and spic or grim and reaper...dunno
You aren't worthy of Catsby and Twisp.
Posted: February 3, 2005, 5:35 pm
by nobody
and you aren't worthy of all the food you gorge, but yet you still pack it on.
Posted: February 3, 2005, 5:38 pm
by Dregor Thule
Someone calling you on being racist must sting I guess.
Posted: February 3, 2005, 6:27 pm
by nobody

dregor, i think you are such a fat bastard because of the stick up your ass plugging you up and filling you full of your own shit. get off your high horse, you're crushing it to death.
Posted: February 3, 2005, 6:49 pm
by Dregor Thule
Now now, many of your fellow bigots are big boned. Careful or you might get kicked out of the klub.
Posted: February 3, 2005, 8:49 pm
by nobody
heh, clever, spelling klub with a k.
i apologize if i offended your tender ears but i don't believe the context in which i used any of my language in the afore mentioned post was inappropriate enough to warrent being labeled a bigot or racist.
Posted: February 3, 2005, 9:15 pm
by nobody
i've gone with bumper and sprocket, they got the most votes together. was going to go with nigger and spic but after much consideration realized taking a walk or strolling in the park would be dangerous lol. (that was the intent of my joke dregor. the ridiculousness of it was intended to be at least a little funny, sorry if you didn't get it)
Posted: February 3, 2005, 9:24 pm
by Dregor Thule
I'm sure it wasn't. Heck, I bet some of your best friends are niggers and spics!
Posted: February 3, 2005, 9:27 pm
by nobody
actually no, they are raghead's and camel jockey's.
Posted: February 3, 2005, 9:29 pm
by Lynks
You're doing a bang up job proving you aren't a racist.
Posted: February 4, 2005, 2:11 pm
by Shaerra
"Mr Fluffy Oreo-pants" clearly won.
Posted: February 4, 2005, 2:25 pm
by Animalor
Nobody, you sound like the type of guy that could get away with calling your dog "ShinFucker".
Might I suggest buying a doggy seatwarmer for your 1983 Ford F150 so that the dog can sit snugly between you and your girlfriend when cruising around.
Posted: February 4, 2005, 3:07 pm
by Burke
Instead of Sprocket, how about Red Rocket?
Posted: February 4, 2005, 3:58 pm
by Sirensa
nobody wrote:was going to go with nigger and spic but after much consideration realized taking a walk or strolling in the park would be dangerous lol. (that was the intent of my joke dregor. the ridiculousness of it was intended to be at least a little funny, sorry if you didn't get it)
You should have. Then when someone kicked your ass the rest of us could have crooned with glee.
You're an idiot and your sense of humor is worse.
Posted: February 4, 2005, 6:51 pm
by Avestan
Umlau and Tildi
Posted: February 4, 2005, 7:11 pm
by Voronwë
I voted for Myownerisswishy