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worst beer ever

Posted: January 18, 2005, 6:28 pm
by Xzion
after hearing some adds here and there i went to the store and picked up a "bootie beer"...i couldnt even drink beyond 3 sips, it tastes like pure ass

try to imagine a watered down coors light...then imagine that drink right there to be watered down even further, then you MIGHT have something almost as carbonated and foul tasting as bootie beer

Re: worst beer ever

Posted: January 18, 2005, 6:37 pm
by Nneena
Xzion wrote:after hearing some adds here and there i went to the store and picked up a "bootie beer"...i couldnt even drink beyond 3 sips, it tastes like pure ass

try to imagine a watered down coors light...then imagine that drink right there to be watered down even further, then you MIGHT have something almost as carbonated and foul tasting as bootie beer

You picked up something called "Bootie Beer" and you expect it NOT to taste like ass? :D

Posted: January 18, 2005, 8:31 pm
by Tenuvil
as I said to my gf's son once, how do you know what ass tastes like?

Posted: January 19, 2005, 2:07 am
by Ogbar
Wow, sounds remarkably like the taste of Kalik beer (the beer of the Bahamas).

Re: worst beer ever

Posted: January 19, 2005, 3:40 am
by Zaelath
Xzion wrote:after hearing some adds here and there i went to the store and picked up a "bootie beer"...i couldnt even drink beyond 3 sips, it tastes like pure ass

try to imagine a watered down coors light...then imagine that drink right there to be watered down even further, then you MIGHT have something almost as carbonated and foul tasting as bootie beer
Coors is already watered down and tasteless... if you watered it any more it would be hard to distinguish from soda water.

Re: worst beer ever

Posted: January 19, 2005, 4:27 am
by Talelor
Zaelath wrote:
Xzion wrote:after hearing some adds here and there i went to the store and picked up a "bootie beer"...i couldnt even drink beyond 3 sips, it tastes like pure ass

try to imagine a watered down coors light...then imagine that drink right there to be watered down even further, then you MIGHT have something almost as carbonated and foul tasting as bootie beer
Coors is already watered down and tasteless... if you watered it any more it would be hard to distinguish from soda water.
Believe he was in reference to "it tastes like pure ass" in a sarcastic sense...

Posted: January 19, 2005, 10:56 am
by Kilmoll the Sexy
I don't think you can ever call anything the "worst beer ever" unless you have ingested an Iron City while completely sober. I swear to you that they don't even filter out the rust before or after brewing it.

Posted: January 19, 2005, 11:22 am
by Aabidano
Many breweries in SE Asia use formaldehyde as a preservative when exporting within the region. Tastes completely horrible for the first couple beers, then you don't notice it.

It creates the worst hangovers you've ever had, even with limited consumption.

Posted: January 19, 2005, 11:41 am
by *~*stragi*~*
kilt lifter.. tastes like licking dirt and drinking a quart of blood

Posted: January 19, 2005, 12:08 pm
by Aabidano
With names like Kilt Lifter and Bootie Beer, would you expect them to taste good? The first probably signifies what they do do during brewing when they piss in the vat, the second might be an ingredient.
Made with real bootie

Posted: January 19, 2005, 12:42 pm
by Burke
Weakest tasting beer has to go to just about anything from India, Kingfisher is one of those.

Worst tasting for me would go to Piels.

Just awful.

Posted: January 19, 2005, 2:04 pm
by Siji
Stragi wrote:kilt lifter.. tastes like licking dirt and drinking a quart of blood
That's what you get for drinking kitty litter..

Posted: January 19, 2005, 2:25 pm
by Aabidano
Falstaff was some horrid stuff, they've been out of business a while now.

My boss used to pound back a case by lunchtime, and another case in the afternoon before he went home, threw up and passed out. Not always in that order. Don't know that I ever saw him eat.

Posted: January 19, 2005, 2:26 pm
by Seebs
Old Frothingslosh Pale Stale Ale .... mmmmmmm

Posted: January 19, 2005, 3:02 pm
by Rivera Bladestrike
Ever had a generic can that says "Beer" on the side? Awful, awful, awful.