blonde joke for today :)
Posted: November 6, 2002, 6:12 pm
Blondes/Men 11/6/2002
hey everyone,
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars
on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the
dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down
and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and
her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally,
one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!"
Moral of the story:
Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
I am woman hear me RAWR!!
Airey
hey everyone,
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars
on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the
dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down
and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and
her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally,
one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!"
Moral of the story:
Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
I am woman hear me RAWR!!
Airey
