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A Glimpse Into the Eye of Madness
Posted: November 17, 2004, 7:23 pm
by Dregor Thule
<Sylvos_wrk> i will watch the apprentice
<Sylvos_wrk> only because i think Carolyn is fucking naughty as hell
<Sylvos_wrk> god the naughty things i'd do to her
<Sylvos_wrk> i wanna fuck her so bad
<Sylvos_wrk> god she is like "FUCK ME HARD" face
<Sylvos_wrk> im like GOD
<Sylvos_wrk> i bet she'd whip the shit out of my ballsack
<Sylvos_wrk> She's a Naughty Nymphette
<Sylvos_wrk> god i'd like to grab her and some peanut butter and make a jelly sandwich
<Sylvos_wrk> she's fucking spicy hot
<Sylvos_wrk> i'd like to take her and some cottage cheese and have he rub it all over my ass while calling me Captain Chaos and the CHeese Bridgage
<Sylvos_wrk> carolyn is hot hot hot
<Sylvos_wrk> jamaacia hot hot hot
<Sylvos_wrk> she's jingo danceing she's jingo prancing singing hot hot hot
<Sylvos_wrk> i bet martha stewart can still fuck like a vixen
<Sylvos_wrk> that bitch could suck a golfball through a garden hose then bake me a fucking pie.
<Sylvos_wrk> oh man can you imagine martha stewart in a red leather bustierre and a 9 prong cat of nine tails telling you "Good housekeeping - good pleasure"
<Sylvos_wrk> then beating your ass
<Sylvos_wrk> Matha Stewart - Bondage Jail Fairy
* Sylvos_wrk is now known as Martha_Stewart
<Martha_Stewart> oh thess i wanna spank you with my wooden spoons
<Martha_Stewart> maybe i'll make some cake batter and pour it over you while i use a rolling pin on your ass
<Martha_Stewart> then we can dust the living room and have sex on the new white linens
I have looked madness in the eye, and I am afraid.
Posted: November 17, 2004, 7:36 pm
by noel
Looks reasonable to me...
Posted: November 17, 2004, 7:38 pm
by Sylvos
what? You don't like Martha Stewart?
Re: A Glimpse Into the Eye of Madness
Posted: November 17, 2004, 7:42 pm
by Tenuvil
Sylvos_wrk wrote:<Sylvos_wrk> oh man can you imagine martha stewart in a red leather bustierre and a 9 prong cat of nine tails telling you "Good housekeeping - good pleasure"
This one was the Win for me.
Posted: November 17, 2004, 8:05 pm
by Adelrune Argenti
That is scary, Sylvos. Seriously, seek help or something.
Posted: November 17, 2004, 8:20 pm
by Moonwynd
I smell a Celebrity Death Match...
If Carolyn were in prison she would be Martha's bitch...
Posted: November 18, 2004, 1:22 pm
by masteen
Moonwynd wrote:If Carolyn were in prison she would be Martha's bitch...
So would you.
Posted: November 18, 2004, 2:13 pm
by Sirensa
So embarrassing.
Thank god Mike Shula is female's answer to Carolyn. Otherwise, I dunno what I would do.
Posted: November 18, 2004, 2:16 pm
by Aabidano
Who's Carolyn?
Link please.
Posted: November 18, 2004, 2:18 pm
by Sirensa
You retard, scroll up and see her picture.
Posted: November 18, 2004, 2:24 pm
by Aabidano
I'm on my lab box, most inline images don't show.
Got it from highlighting the above posts.
Posted: November 18, 2004, 2:43 pm
by Sylvos
keep in mind, the poster did not include the follow up text nor the rest of the conversation that makes the subject look less insane.
Posted: November 18, 2004, 2:54 pm
by Dregor Thule
Mostly I edited out our horrified screams of terror and Caneleks joining you in the madness
Posted: November 18, 2004, 3:47 pm
by Moonwynd
masteen wrote:Moonwynd wrote:If Carolyn were in prison she would be Martha's bitch...
So would you.
I would love every second of it too! I've never had a hand crafted toaster cozy rammed up my rectum for being a naughty boy...
At least not by Martha Stewart.
Posted: November 18, 2004, 5:06 pm
by Laliana
Moonwynd wrote: I've never had a hand crafted toaster cozy rammed up my rectum for being a naughty boy...
At least not by Martha Stewart.
I thought that was your Shaun Cassidy fantasy!
Posted: November 18, 2004, 5:35 pm
by Sirensa
Mmmmm Shaun Cassidy - rawr.
Posted: November 18, 2004, 5:37 pm
by Lalanae
Sirensa wrote:Mmmmm Shaun Cassidy - rawr.
Posted: November 18, 2004, 5:40 pm
by Sirensa
K... for the record, he looked WAY BETTER when I was six and got my first Shaun Cassidy album.
:D:D:D
Posted: November 18, 2004, 5:48 pm
by Sylvos
well we all know Stragi is Gay for David Cassidy.
Posted: November 18, 2004, 6:11 pm
by *~*stragi*~*
your mom is gay
good luck figuring out 14 without brenda's help loser
you suck loser sucking at sucking
if you were handicapped you could be a retarded private eye and you'd tell your clients "CASE SOHOLVED HERE ARE YMBBEANS HI"
you suck
Posted: November 18, 2004, 6:58 pm
by Sylvos
i solved 14 without help unlike you TARD!
HAHAHAH
EAT GARBONZO BEANS FREAK
ps. I wrote your name down on a piece of paper.
Norman pissed all over it.
Posted: November 18, 2004, 9:08 pm
by Canelek
Carolyn is rather hot....
Posted: November 18, 2004, 10:03 pm
by Aabidano
Now that I'm home and can actually see her, she's not too shabby.
Posted: November 19, 2004, 12:57 am
by Sylvus
wtf, there's an irc channel now???
Posted: November 19, 2004, 1:31 am
by Dregor Thule
Sylvus wrote:wtf, there's an irc channel now???
Yes. Wait. No... What?
Posted: November 19, 2004, 1:53 am
by Canelek
Sylvus wrote:wtf, there's an irc channel now???
It is a figment of your imagination. You are straying from your training, young grasshopper. FOCUS!