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As I was telling our illustrious Wonko the Mad Hatter of Sweden in Irc, last night I had a dream. A dream that made me awaken going "what the hell?"
I dreamed that Canada and Quebec had a civil war and Quebec left Canada.
Then Quebec invaded Michigan.
They invaded riding Caribou and their tanks were made out of igloos.
They sang a battle chant like this -
" For Quebec we fight, into the night, the beer we drink makes our pee stink. We invaded America to improve its way of life, and if we are lucky we'll have an American wife"
They were all wearing lumberjack and Mountie uniforms.
Was really really really weird.


p.s. Oh yeah I had some cake before I went to bed, wonder if that caused it.

Was it really a dream...or dare I say...was it prophecy??!!?!?!?

You sir, are Nostradamus incarnate!

Intersting I had a weird dream too...

I walked up and my friend and his girlfriend who was way out of his league were sitting there. He needed help, so I agreed to help, but in protest for this unholy pair I deemed it necessary to be as arrogant as possible and make my friend look bad at any possible point. But suddenly (i think it was the food I had a day before was grumbling in my stomach while I had this dream), suddenly my stomach felt really shitty like i had to throw up. I tried to hold it in, but I couldn't and I wound up throwing up all over the girlfriend and my friend. Realizing I was in a bad situation I pretended to pass out. The girl broke up with my friend immediately and then I woke up...

Weird, cause none of my friends have girlfriends of that quality that I can throw up on...

I drempt Liza Minelli was my Dad.

<-- Michigan resident

I'm not sure the invasion would work. We have lots of rednecks with guns.

Seebs wrote:I drempt Liza Minelli was my Dad.

That would make me your step-uncle...

I drempt Liza Minelli was my Dad.

That wasn't a dream....

Somehow when I saw the title and the poster... I knew this would make my morning

Sylvos wrote:I dreamed that Canada and Quebec had a civil war and Quebec left Canada.
Then Quebec invaded Michigan.
They invaded riding Caribou and their tanks were made out of igloos.
They sang a battle chant like this -
" For Quebec we fight, into the night, the beer we drink makes our pee stink. We invaded America to improve its way of life, and if we are lucky we'll have an American wife"
They were all wearing lumberjack and Mountie uniforms.
Was really really really weird.

Were they singing en Francais?

"Pour le Québec nous combattons, dans la nuit, la bière que nous buvons des marques notre puanteur de pipi. Nous avons envahi l'Amérique pour améliorer sa façon de vivre, et si nous sommes chanceux nous aurons une épouse américaine"

(Animalor, please feel free to mock me for my horrible Google translation to French)

p.s. Oh yeah I had some cake before I went to bed, wonder if that caused it.

Further proof of pie's superiority to cake.

Further proof of pie's superiority to cake

On the contrary, I think it prooves the opposite.

cake is good.

Tenuvil wrote: "Pour le Québec nous combattons, dans la nuit, la bière que nous buvons des marques notre puanteur de pipi. Nous avons envahi l'Amérique pour améliorer sa façon de vivre, et si nous sommes chanceux nous aurons une épouse américaine"

Lemme try to make this authentic Quebec linguistics.

"Pour le Quebec nous combattons, jusque dans la nuit, la biere que nous buvons fait puer notre pisse. On a envahit l'amerique pour qui vivent mieux, et puis si on est chanceux, on aura des femmes americaines."

A straight translation like that makes no real sense and nothing rhymes at all but this would be less France'ish.

See you should have had pie before bed.