The 12 steps for recovery!!!
Posted: October 25, 2002, 11:00 am
Taken from http://www.olganon.org
Holy shit. This is pretty easy.
I feel so wrong =/
WEEE!!!
EQ > Me1. We admitted we were powerless over on-line gaming, and that our lives have become unmanageable.
Buddy Christ > All2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
I sacrificed my cat to Buddy Christ as an offering for his mercy this morning, Check!3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.
Me > Own! However lack confidance.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
Holy shit. This is pretty easy.
I've come before you all to tell you that Everquest made me kill my cat!!5. Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
I feel so wrong =/
PURGE ME O MIGHTY BUDDY CHRIST! I AM READY!! Huh? you need me naked for this??6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
But.. I like my cock..7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
Searyx, the orcs..8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
Here guys. Have some plat!9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure, them or others.
See #4. Me still the own!10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
I strapped 12 cell phones to my head and turned em all on at the same time. Fell into a coma(Does that pass for meditation?). I have a brain tumor now however I'm quite sure that I have a direct contect with God now. I hear voices in my head all the time!11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
WEEE!!!
Wow. The end of my healing journey. That was fun! God, I have a question. you mind if I go play EQ for a couple of hours? Yeah? COOL!! Thanks god!12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other compulsive on-line gamers and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
