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I was chatting with a friend of mine at work today and a woman walks by and is taking the first bite in her banana.

After she is out of sight we both looked at each other and snickered. I do not think a woman can eat a banana in front of a man and him not think about it lol

My wife does not eat bananas but I am in awe when she eats popsicles. She will notice me staring (and drooling) at her, get embarrassed and walk out of the room.

Seeing a fine woman slurping on a popsicle > eating a banana.

I vote for the banana over the popsicle! An ex was an expert banana eater!

We should turn this into a poll then because you two are clearly wrong.

I get the giggles when I see a man eating a banana...

I'm so immature.

(and this is why I always break off or cut bites of banana - never eat the whole thing)

Lol funny that you mention that, I am always careful when eating a banana not to take too large of a bite when guys are around. Eating them alone I go sylvia saint style!

I can swallow a banana whole.

Sirensa wrote:(and this is why I always break off or cut bites of banana - never eat the whole thing)

i've always eaten bananas by breaking off a piece at a time, but it's because i don't like to bite into a banana and get that mush in my front teeth. i'm very paranoid about getting food stuck in my teeth. :o

Sheryl wrote:

Sirensa wrote:(and this is why I always break off or cut bites of banana - never eat the whole thing)

i've always eaten bananas by breaking off a piece at a time, but it's because i don't like to bite into a banana and get that mush in my front teeth. i'm very paranoid about getting food stuck in my teeth.

Isn't it better to get that stuff in your mouth than all over your fingers? Sticky finger cleanup! : )

kyoukan wrote:I can swallow a banana whole.

I worship Kyou.

kyoukan wrote:I can swallow a banana whole.

This was the real purpose of this thread Thanks Kyo

fuck, just noticed someone else made a poll.. Alas!!!

It's ok, I am winning in them both!

kyoukan wrote:I can swallow a banana whole.

kyoukan wrote:I can swallow a banana whole.

damn you guys think about this way too much

we're normal.

Cherry stem into knot using tounge only > all.

Unwrapping a starburst with tongue only > all!

Being used to say intelligent, wity remarks > all

A voice like Natalie Merchant, intellect like Einstein and soul like Ghandi > All

The cherry stem thing is just lagniappe...

Any woman that eats a popsicle, banana, or sucker in front of a man knows what he's thinking and should at least make it good

on spring break last year in Panama city they had a dick sucking contest but of course you cant use the real thing so you had to use bananas instead. afterwards i brought back the chick that won second place and video taped her techniques<---------- no joke either.