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What would Brian Boitano do?

A triple axel, triple lutz, backflip?

if he was here right now?

He'd make a plan and he'd follow through, that's what Brian Boitano'd do.

When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics, skating for the gold,

He did two sow cows and a triple lutz while wearing a blindfold.

Brian Boitano? Bah! Foo!

I want to know, what would OZZY do?

When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.

What would Brian Boitano do, if he were here right now,
He's surely kick an ass or two, that's what Biran Boitano'd do!

For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano would do.

And what would Brian Boitano do,
He'd call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for truth
That's what Brian Boitano would do.

Somebody call my name?


who are you?



I'm Brian denahe!



No dude, not fucking Brian denahe

When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot king
And saved the human race again

And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids
He beat up Kublah Khan..
Cos Brian Boitano doesn't take shit
from a-ny-bo-dy...

There are times when you get suckered in by drugs
And alcohol and sex with women, mmmkay,
But its when you do these things too much that you become an addict,
And must get back in touch.

You can do it, it's all up to you, mmmkay,
With a little plan you can change your life today.
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack,
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack,
Follow my plan and very soon you will say
"It's easy, mmmkay.

weeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Kyle's moms a bitch

she's a big fat bitch

she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world

she's a mean old bitch

if there ever was a bitch

she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Kyle's mom's a bitch she is a big fat bitch
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch.
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

On monday she's a bitch on tuesday she's a bitch on wednesday
to saturday she's a bitch same on sunday nothin' different she's a
stupid kingkong mayham mayhambyotch.

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch
in the whole wide world. She's a mean old bitch she have stupid
hear she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch Kyle's
mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.



Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch
in the whole wide world. She's a mean old bitch she have stupid
hear she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch Kyle's
mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.

I realy mean it Kyle's mom... She's a big fat fuckin' bitch..
She's a fuckin' bitch ass mom
tsjaaaaaaaa

Terrance: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long

Terrance: You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
Phillip: You're an uncle fucka I must say
Terrance: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
Everyone: (laughing)
People: Uncle fucka... thats
Everyone: U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Fuckaaaaaa tonight...

Phillip: Suck my balls!

" where was god when my mother stabbed me in ze heart with a clotheshanger while I was still in ze womb?" - mole

MOLE: God? He is the biggest bitch of them all

mole: sheeeeeeeeet, I fucking hate guard dogs!! ....... where is your god now? Here I come you beautiful merciless prick.

They may cut your dick in half
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts, you'll laugh
And dance a dickless jig
But that's the way it goes
And though we're shat upon
Though we die, La Resistance lives oooooonnnnn!

Best musical ever.

Only musical I will ever own.

Wasnt it nominated for a grammy?

Well?
Who has a copy of that song.. because giving it to me is what Brian Boitano would do.

if he were here TODAy~

Sionistic wrote:Wasnt it nominated for a grammy?

Actually, Blame Canada was nominated for an Academy Award.

Robin Williams had performed it on the show.