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Morons of Norrath + MORE BRAGGING!!

Posted: October 21, 2002, 5:15 pm
by Searyx
It's been so long since I've gotten involved with a true Morons of Norrath. This was a refreshing breath of putrid air.
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Now all I need to do is solo Derakor the Vindicator...
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All three of those guys are lvl 56 clerics. While I was out there, I also soloed the Overseer, and the corrupted panther. I ALMOST finished off the Corrupted Fawn, but he caught me at 50% mana, and he hits for 240 a pop.

Afterwards, I Dire Charmed a light blue "a unicorn". A black one. THIS IS THE ULTIMATE PET IN THE GAME!!!

With a couple weapons, it quads for 121 a pop, procs blind, and casts fear. It also has nearly 10k hps. I took out Delar one more time just for the hell of it, and the Unicorn wipped the floor with him :)

The day ended when the Toxonmoris somethingorother Stormgiant guy decided to dispell my Dire Charm. Then I took off running :)

Posted: October 21, 2002, 5:36 pm
by kyoukan
i can't believe how fucking worthless you are.

Posted: October 21, 2002, 5:36 pm
by Searyx
Kyoukan is a man.

Posted: October 21, 2002, 5:36 pm
by Bubba Grizz
Looks like Spioctor has you on ignore.

Posted: October 21, 2002, 5:39 pm
by kyoukan
PLEASE POST YOUR HILARIOUSLY ORIGINAL COMEBACKS AND STUPID FUCKING WORTHLESS POORLY MADE SIGNATURE IN EVERY POST ON THIS THREAD, YOU PATHETIC ATTENTION WHORING RETARD.

Posted: October 21, 2002, 5:39 pm
by Searyx
He's a guildleader who was raiding at the time. We talked a bit, but he didn't reply everytime I told him the % of life some random MoB had left.

Posted: October 21, 2002, 5:49 pm
by Akaran_D
Those giants are jokes..

Posted: October 21, 2002, 5:55 pm
by Searyx
Yeah. 30k+ hp Clerics that hit for 165 are a fucking JOKE!

How about the 200 biting 30k+ hp Panther? Cake too? For a druid?

Posted: October 21, 2002, 6:08 pm
by Akaran_D
Let me put it this way, Searyx.

I can dualbox those with a 60 paladin(!) and a 52(!) cleric working as a CH bot. If I can do this, then there is no damn reason why you can't kite / charm other pwoer mobs in the same zone to do it..

Posted: October 21, 2002, 6:09 pm
by Lindain
Teaweas..that name sounds familiar. What guild was he in if you remember?

Thanks for the laugh too..was one of the funnier things I've read over the past few days :-)

Posted: October 22, 2002, 9:53 am
by Cartalas
Everytime I take a shit I think of Searyx

Posted: October 22, 2002, 10:06 am
by Nick
Cart+Kyouk > Searyx

Posted: October 22, 2002, 3:58 pm
by Sabek
oooo watch out Searyx is bullying folks out of the corrupt shaman camp in Lake Rathe. You sure you can handle that camp?

Posted: October 22, 2002, 5:18 pm
by Ulvian
Want to know a true "moronic pickfucker" scenario?

Sunday night I was in Velks, got stuck in Frenzy group (Shitty slow exp as far as Im concerned there)
So I start pulling the bugged wall at CE, we're raping the mobs.
I ask the group if they want to move to castle in that case, seeing as all the mobs we just fought are the standart castle spawns.
Cleric says no because frenzy is "such" good experience (yeah what ever)
About an hour later the group finally grows balls and we move after Bledrek Popped at castle.
As we're making it across village I see a monk FD right at beginning of the tunnel to castle.
I make nothing of him as he is alone, we keep on going up.
He sends an /ooc saying the castle is camped by *him*.
In a not nice way I tell him to shut the fuck up, FD monk aint soloing castle/bledrek.
Well him and his group decide to bum rush past us clearing out the baby gargoyles.
2 minutes later we hear a lot of /shout train to zone's going on.
Out of their whole group only the paladin made it out past dispell trap door, and promptly died in front of us, while training us with 4 Statues.
We clear the bitches out, and tell the monk that he has 20 minutes to recover the corpses, and try Bledrek again, after which we will take the camp.
Making it short, they failed, we got bledrek, druid won the BR legs off him.

/Dirukan says out of character Thats lame, you stole our camp
(How so, all of his group members were fucking dead)
/You say out of character Shut the fuck up you retard, you died, lost camp, we took it, thanks.

This is when the fun shit begins.
He threathens me with his friends in "Angels of the Underworld" Oh fucking NOOOO, the guild that can't even raid a plane is going to KICK MY ASS
He threathens me with his "friends" in Fires of Heaven (Now ok, I doubt anyone in FoH would even talk to this fucking tool, never mind be friends with him)
Finally he threathens me with my guild leader, whom he's RL friends with...well last time I checked /guildstatus Ulvian said that I lead my guild.

Dumb bitch got laughed out, the zone got a nice laugh, and I slowly lost more faith in human intelect.

Sear, I think my story Pwnz urz =D

Posted: October 22, 2002, 5:30 pm
by Ebumar
I think I ate too much mac dumpster...

Posted: October 22, 2002, 7:28 pm
by Searyx
Sear, I think my story Pwnz urz =D
I wants PROOF! :P

Posted: October 22, 2002, 8:44 pm
by Pubin
I hate posting on a Searyx thread, but since all his posts are "STFUed" I shall. Dirunken is a notorious moron Ulv. He is a loot whore and a big-mouth kid that likes to brag about his friendship with sorceresa of FoH(he told a group I was in with him all about how she soloed Gorenare--uh huh). He's prime ignore list material.

Posted: October 22, 2002, 9:10 pm
by Cartalas
Well it looks like Veeshan now has there own Searyx

Posted: October 22, 2002, 9:11 pm
by Venti
I stopped reading at:

"Sunday night I was in Velks"

Posted: October 22, 2002, 10:07 pm
by Akanae
Searyx, no one here cares about your ability to hit the dire charm button...

Posted: October 23, 2002, 1:09 am
by Anuin
The quotes on your sig suck pretty hard too. You quoting yourself just proves your are the dumbest "person" to walk the earth.

Posted: October 23, 2002, 2:48 am
by Ulvian
/nod Pubin
If not for the fact he didnt threaten to Rape/Kill me IRL id have thought he was Brax's alt or some shit lol.

As for Velks, Ive re-discovered good pick up exp there at the castle, so it aint so bad no more :)