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Ok guys, here's one for you. Does your lady make you put talcum powder on your balls? I've been forced into this in an effort to 'keep you from scratching yourself', and now my sack smells like flowers.

I'm very unhappy, even tho they do feel kinda powdery smooth and nice.

Any other guys experience this?

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what the fuck...

why dont you tell her to apply the powder?

Xatrei wrote:...

I agree.

So... get unscented talc and/or stop shaving your sack if it's that f'ing irritating

Akaran_D wrote:Ok guys, here's one for you. Does your lady make you put talcum powder on your balls? I've been forced into this in an effort to 'keep you from scratching yourself', and now my sack smells like flowers.

I'm very unhappy, even tho they do feel kinda powdery smooth and nice.

Any other guys experience this?

Um I tthink i was like 3 months when it happened last, Htf would I know..

What's wrong with your sack smelling like flowers?

And quit shaving it, use a hair removal creme if thats the irritation.

smooth silky flower smelling balls is nice!

It's not a smoothness issue, or even a hair issue. Sweaty balls = itchy balls, am I right?

TEG. Did you learn nothing from http://www.veeshanvault.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4507 - or think I did?

Knibble.. it's wrong.. it's very wrong..

Get some Gold Bond medicated powder.

Men are supposed to scratch their balls. No way around it, even if it don't itch, scratch 'em.

Just say no to any foreign substance on your package.

Animale

god what a gem that thread was

Summer before last I found mine to be more sweaty that normal so I grabbed some baby powder one morning while changing my son and thought "eh, what the heck." Since then I found that a dab of J&J Baby Powder, on those particulary humid days, keeps my balls feeling fresh and cool all day!

Marb

I've never heard of Golden Bone medicated powder......

I will quote Buddy from Just One of the Guys....."All balls itch. It is a fact."

you are one whipped motherfucker
i will scratch my balls all goddamn day and i don't give a fuck who doesn't like it.
YOU CAN TAKE MY SCROT..... BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY FREEDOMMMMMMM

I have been using hair removal creme on my package for liek 2 years, never given me any trouble, its a mosre smooth feeling than a razor imho and sharp objects around my fella make me nervous.

Plus the chicks dig it.

we need a smiley with a whip .... we know who wears the pants in the family =-)

he'll release his balls really smell when they finally drop.

ROFL!

And we learn another tidbit about Akaran's sack grooming habits.

Does your wife not like having hair in her mouth when she goes down on you or something?

Also, if she's the one making you groom down there, I hope to god that you're having her give you the same courtesy.

Ani: If her hair is going up my nose, it gets trimmed..
Just a personal rule of mine.

Just when I thought it wasn't possible to know even more about your private parts...




neon pink.

bitch.

Never had itchy balls. Can't really say!

Legenae wrote:neon pink.

umm WTFF?

I am NOT answering that question, Ten.

Thats all I can say Ak

Hmmm..

Neon pink??

Ani - no.

Animalor wrote:Hmmm..

Neon pink??

But does it glow under a blacklight?

The cat is out of the, ahem, bag.

Enquiring minds want to know!

sigh.. alright.
It involved an incident with a "heated massage oil" that unfortunately stained my wanker neon pink for a while.

It felt fine at first, but then the way I was laying caused some of it to run under my sack and eventually to my asshole, at which point the burning sensation of a barrel of angry hornets cracked out on jalepenos erupted around the opening of my bowels, which not only totally ruined the mood, but it also wouln't stop even after some interesting positioning of a towel to absorb the offending, burning, fluid.

It was after making a mad dash through a two story house to the nearest shower and after I hosed my crack down with ice cold water for a good 5 minutes to stop the agonizing pain that I discovered that the "oil" had stained the skin of a certain bodily organ that I'm very attached to neon pink, which lasted for a couple days, even after vigorous scrubbing.

Much laughter was had by the female who had helped me apply the lotion to begin with, and then the few people that harassed me into telling them why I was in such a foul mood later that night. ><

*claps*



Banky Edwards approves of this story.

Bah. You had to tell them eh? Now what will I use to blackmail you with!?

I dub thee...

Sir

so legs....did you apply the lotion?

Laliana wrote:so legs....did you apply the lotion?

No no!! I'm happily married to someone else! I was guilded with Akaran when I was still playing EQ and he told a couple of us this story, which we thought was hilarious. I haven't let him live it down.

Hmm, lets see, first you manage to use hair removal stuff all over it and get burnings for a few days, then you turn it pink with oils for a few days.
Dont you think its time you stopped using your private parts the way medical companies use rabbits?

So it would be accurate for someone to call you a flaming asshole.. Right?

I give this thread 10/10.

Bwhaha pinky

I think Hesten is just jealous Akaran is seeing so much action!

A neon pink dildo does sound rather extreme though.

If your balls itch I suggest you bathe more often you mingin' pikeys!

Sweet Jesus, Mary and Joseph, Akaran......keep all creams, ointments, tinctures, etc, *away* from the weenus at all costs!

After five years of knowing you, your adventures in disaster, genital or otherwise, still amaze me.

I broke some stockroom shelves using a platform lifter a few days ago at Sears.. I crushed my nuts a couple months ago in an unfortunate weight lifting accident.. I knocked down a floor-to-ceiling sign that hit a clothes rack a couple weeks back, creating a thunderous noise and scaring the piss out of four old ladies by just brushing against said signpost..

My life is never boring.

Oh my god.

If you don't want the flowery smell maybe just try a non-scented talcum powder.....

vn_Tanc wrote:If your balls itch I suggest you bathe more often you mingin' pikeys!

I don't know about your inferior brit sacks, but I know I wash my balls often and they itch a lot..


IT IS OUR GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO SCRATCH OUR NUTS WHENEVER WE WANT! Sometimes I'll be walking down the produce isle at the grocery store, then I'll scratch my nuts and then run a few freshness checks on the lettuce.