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At work..

Posted: July 5, 2002, 6:03 pm
by murr
And I hope you all DIE

Posted: July 5, 2002, 6:12 pm
by Karae
Sucks to be you. :/ At least you are flipping burgers like most 17 year olds.

Posted: July 5, 2002, 6:35 pm
by Theramor Laeorth
I don't know about most of you, but I am attempting to conduct serious business here.

In this day and age it is apparent that the moral fibre of our great United States is in peril. Therefore, I am at work today attempting to solve this serious crisis once and for all...

And I think I have!

There are three simple steps to solving this....

1) Drink heavily and often (but don't drive when doing so)
2) Use drugs as much as possible
3) Have as much sex as possible

If the majority of Americians who feel that they possess a higher moral ground that the rest of us would follow those three simple steps, there would be no more concern about the breakdown of the moral fibre of our great nation.

SO EVERYONE!! GET DRUNK, STONED, AND FUCKED FOR AMERICA TODAY!!! YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU!!!

I hope that all the hard work that I'm putting in at the office today helps bring for a stronger America tommorrow......


T

Posted: July 5, 2002, 7:09 pm
by Revs
Crack that ass, gnome! :wink:

Posted: July 5, 2002, 10:01 pm
by Adela
I didnt know cash registers could get Internet connections

my sig is large.

Posted: July 5, 2002, 10:10 pm
by Laliana
Yes, it is! :lol:

Posted: July 6, 2002, 1:55 am
by *~*stragi*~*
Well if you can have a huge sig i'm putting back my seizure panda

Posted: July 6, 2002, 2:04 am
by Laliana
Ouch Stragi!

Take your sig and GTFO :arrow:

Posted: July 6, 2002, 3:59 am
by Destinae-
+3 points for seizure panda.

Posted: July 6, 2002, 4:04 am
by *~*stragi*~*
Seizure panda stays, solly lali.

Posted: July 6, 2002, 4:05 am
by Togashi
omg nobody jackassed Adela :cry:

Jackass! ^-^

Posted: July 6, 2002, 4:19 am
by TheMachine
A fine Jackass and a thong for Adela

Posted: July 6, 2002, 4:52 am
by Ransure
Toga!

/hug!

Posted: July 6, 2002, 10:54 am
by Drolgin Steingrinder
/smooches Togashi

/dopeslaps Adela into submission - Where's that sig you promished me, slut?

Posted: July 6, 2002, 10:56 am
by Nick
Welcome Adela :)

Posted: July 6, 2002, 11:05 am
by Revs
Adela's sig is huge but harmless, Stragi's is more annoying than Searyx and just as gay as Sylvos.
The truth hurts, doesn't it? That sig needs to go :wink:

Posted: July 6, 2002, 1:28 pm
by Adela
http://www.citectinfo.com/jordan/drolgin.swf

i showed you that months ago, still waiting for my check

Posted: July 6, 2002, 1:37 pm
by murr
machine gets 9834938 pts for triumph avatar

Posted: July 7, 2002, 5:40 pm
by KilornCloudwalker
Hi Adela! Goodjackass to you..and get your butt in line.. I gots to return my thong first..damn chain chafes like a bitch...


And Ther, I'm all for your plan of action, my friend... Though can we put sex as #1? I'd rather have all the sex I can..then drink to it!