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You wake up with a spiderbite the size of a small rubber ball on the underside of your foot on hte pad area between your last two toes.

Sounds like time to take a day off.

Ouch.

Let me add 59.

You are at work all night because your friend and co worker fell out of the back of a truck and fractured his skull. And, the hospital won't give you any fucking information even though you are his HBA and Corpman. Fucking HIPPA laws.

60: The salad at lunch wasn't that good.

Rellix wrote:60: The salad at lunch wasn't that good.

You should always toss your own salad

Rellix wrote:60: The salad at lunch wasn't that good.

Hope mine is better!

61: You accidently zipper your dick.

I think thats just something i do...

#62 walking into a restroom that has already been KO'd and then as YOU walk out..Someone else walks in, thus giving them the image that you're responsible for the funk...

#63 "Bob, there was a problem with your pay...."

Bren wrote:#62 walking into a restroom that has already been KO'd and then as YOU walk out..Someone else walks in, thus giving them the image that you're responsible for the funk...

Hahha

Rivera Bladestrike wrote:

Bren wrote:#62 walking into a restroom that has already been KO'd and then as YOU walk out..Someone else walks in, thus giving them the image that you're responsible for the funk...

Hahha

This happens to me quite frequently...I've learned to live with it.

Bren wrote:#62 walking into a restroom that has already been KO'd and then as YOU walk out..Someone else walks in, thus giving them the image that you're responsible for the funk...

Good one!

Never cared about that though!

Bren wrote:#62 walking into a restroom that has already been KO'd and then as YOU walk out..Someone else walks in, thus giving them the image that you're responsible for the funk...

Good one!

Never cared about that though!

How did this clone itself?

! Kwom u Farmer!

Some goods one's in there:)

64. When you've taken a day off to play in a golf tourney...are having one of the best driving days ever...and on the tee box for the 10th hole (which is the one with a 'longest drive competition') someone from the pro-shop pulls up in a cart and tells you that you've been called back into work. And it was an absolutely beautiful day for a round of golf...and I missed a nice steak dinner and some beer afterwards...

I'll stop there (though I could most definitly go on)...in the end, wife and baby got me cheered up again though.

Narmgarf

haha thats sucks man~

You decide to change the baby in the back of the truck since you have all the gear with you. Just before you place the new diaper up his front, he projectile poops, managing to cover your hands, the blanket he is on, the door, his diaper shirt and part of the seat.

You have only one baby wipe left.

Shit happens

#65

Sales reps figure out where your cube is... shit this is going to suck

#66
Forgetting that the only way you can get around your house quickly is by using a crutch.. and eating at taco bell.

67. I had to take the trash to the dumpster today. Two entire baskets!

68. Bilateral gout of the big toe.

69. being stragi period.

70. being stragi on your period.