BMX XXX (Link is Borderline NWS)
Posted: October 18, 2002, 2:32 pm
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Posted: October 18, 2002, 2:43 pm
That's pretty strange ....
Posted: October 18, 2002, 2:45 pm
I mean yeah man. Who wouldn't wanna see a barechested chick wiping out on a BMX and scraping up her tits to shit on some pavement.
PC PORT PLZ!!
PC PORT PLZ!!
Posted: October 18, 2002, 4:52 pm
whoa
From experience, that is a lot of dog doo. It will take a very sophisticated game engine to render so much in one pile.Live strippers, pimps, hos and enough dog doo to make you piss your pants!
Posted: October 18, 2002, 4:58 pm
OMG
i want that game!
The purple pimp has some funny lines in the movie!!
i want that game!
The purple pimp has some funny lines in the movie!!
Posted: October 18, 2002, 6:41 pm
Monday's edition of the Wall Street Journal had a nice section about Nintendo's efforts to cater to the older audiences, breaking away from such games as Pokemon and Mario. It was an interesting read, and BMX-XXX came up as one of their flagship mature games. It's worth a read, if you can find the article. I read it on paper, so do not have a link to provide.
Posted: October 18, 2002, 10:48 pm
Posted: October 19, 2002, 12:54 am
Show the world how much of a loser you are by purchasing a video game with animated breasts!
I am making a one-time offer to anyone considering buying this game. Send me the $50 you would blow on "BMX XXX," and I'll use it to buy you a year's subscription to Playboy.* If you're going to be a lifeless freak, at least have the decency to objectify REAL women -- not some poorly rendered imitations.
(*Playboy can be substituted for Penthouse, Hustler, Shaved, Over 40, Big Black Ass, Elf Sex, or any other bizarre fetish magazine of your choice. You filthy, filthy pervert.)
I am making a one-time offer to anyone considering buying this game. Send me the $50 you would blow on "BMX XXX," and I'll use it to buy you a year's subscription to Playboy.* If you're going to be a lifeless freak, at least have the decency to objectify REAL women -- not some poorly rendered imitations.
(*Playboy can be substituted for Penthouse, Hustler, Shaved, Over 40, Big Black Ass, Elf Sex, or any other bizarre fetish magazine of your choice. You filthy, filthy pervert.)
Posted: October 19, 2002, 8:54 am
If i take that $50 and buy PoP can I still be a filthy pervert? I dont want to be left out. 
Posted: October 19, 2002, 2:27 pm
Fuck you, Millie. Playboy is a quality magazine.
Posted: October 19, 2002, 2:48 pm
Awww, how cute. He thinks people are reading him.Searyx wrote:You have added this person to your Ignore List. Click HERE to view this post.
Posted: October 19, 2002, 3:13 pm
I know you did, or you wouldn't have bothered to reply. How did you find out the post had anything to do with you?
Playboy > Millie
Playboy > Millie
Posted: October 19, 2002, 4:12 pm
Millie, do you consider the women depicted in Playboy "real women"?
I consider them 80% human, 20% silicone...
I consider them 80% human, 20% silicone...
Posted: October 19, 2002, 4:21 pm
More like 40% human, 20% silicone, and 40% airbrush.