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during the Summer Olympics.

9) Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."

7) At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

6) Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

5) Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

4) Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

3) Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

2) Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

1) Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

Damn those are hilarious! Is there 11 thru 100? cause I could read those all day.

that was from an e-mail....yes I know that they did not happen during the olympics this year. I know that the number 9 quote was actually a quote from a golf commentator a while back and was actually about Arnold Palmer. Still made me laugh.