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FDA Approves EverQuest for Birth Control Use
Posted: October 17, 2002, 11:28 am
by Fairweather Pure
Posted: October 17, 2002, 11:36 am
by Cartalas
It s true Its True, I know my wife has asked me to come to bed many times and Ive said I cant because I just got in a good group.
Posted: October 17, 2002, 11:49 am
by Aabidano
Those randy canucks are attempting to expand into the good part of the continent by outbreeding us.
EQ is a Canadian plot to overthrow the US.
Posted: October 17, 2002, 11:50 am
by Bubba Grizz
Back in the day before the GF became the Wife, bj's at the computer were plentiful. As they say though, the main food that can kill a sex drive is wedding cake.
Posted: October 17, 2002, 12:36 pm
by Voronwë
lots of jokes about women smiling walking down the aisle knowing they've given their last blow job.
bitches and hos!!!
Posted: October 17, 2002, 1:14 pm
by Kindo
The idea has merit, the intentions are good, but alas, it will never work. Creating a character, playing it through the levels and questing for decent gear resembles work entirely too much for your average WTA. Now, if VI were to include completely geared level 60 characters of the individual's choice, maybe it would work.
Who is going to contact the phone and cable companies to have the trailer parks rewired?
Posted: October 17, 2002, 1:59 pm
by Zygar_ Cthulhukin
Well it's nice to see yet another article mention Arkansas and trailer trash together.

Posted: October 17, 2002, 2:03 pm
by Valgul
Yea, why are they trying to run down the good name of Arkansas.
The state that gave us Bill Clinton!
oh, nevermind. Back to jokes and flaming.
Posted: October 17, 2002, 2:14 pm
by Fairweather Pure
Well it's nice to see yet another article mention Arkansas and trailer trash together.
I lived in Arkansas for 5 years. This isn't too far off from reality... I would say most college students there had a 9th grade education level at best. That comparison is to a student here in Michigan of the same age. Don't get me wrong. There were plenty of exceptions, and great people. But boy was education lacking in the general population of that state. The fact that they are 49th out of 50th in the US for level of education is no surprise to me.
Of course, it pisses me off to see Mrs. Clinton living and working in New York, when her own state could use her abilities so much more. Very dissappointing...
Posted: October 17, 2002, 2:38 pm
by Aabidano
Fairweather Pure wrote:Of course, it pisses me off to see Mrs. Clinton living and working in New York, when her own state could use her abilities so much more.
Joo made a funny

Posted: October 17, 2002, 2:46 pm
by Pubin
I've been to Arkansas several times and apparently missed the vast expanses of trailer parks. It's really a beautiful state.
P.S. You should be thrilled that Billary is as far away from you as possible.
Posted: October 17, 2002, 3:07 pm
by Valgul
I guess I shouldn't run down Arkansas to much. California is 51 out of 50 in education while spending the most per student.
Thank you Grey-out Davis.
Posted: October 17, 2002, 3:16 pm
by Zygar_ Cthulhukin
I'm in and from Arkansas and while I'm not a fanatic about my state it would be nice to see something positive about it every once in a while. Or at least substitute Missisippi every so often in these fictional articles

Posted: October 17, 2002, 3:19 pm
by Fairweather Pure
Or at least substitute Missisippi every so often in these fictional articles
Or Alabama! They were both much worse than Arkansas IMO. I think you get the heat because of Bill Clinton's roots there

Posted: October 17, 2002, 3:31 pm
by Bubba Grizz
A lot of folks never even heard of Arkansas before Clinton. Like they say there is no such thing as bad press.
Posted: October 17, 2002, 3:36 pm
by Fairweather Pure
Like they say there is no such thing as bad press.
Aye, Dubya is doing the same thing for his home state. Brace for impact, Texas.
Posted: October 17, 2002, 4:54 pm
by Ahmik
I would say that "No one ever heard of South Dakota until Tom Daschle became the Senate Majority Leader... but that's not necessarily true simply because once he got to Washington he kinda forgot where he came from, therefore the home-state never really gets mentioned much.
Everytime I turn on the news I pray that he doesn't say anything too stupid to bring further embarassment upon us back here in the boonies.
Posted: October 17, 2002, 9:01 pm
by Adex_Xeda
/sigh Fairweather
Must I again list the great and many famous molders of American society that came from Texas?
More than Dubya by far.
Posted: October 18, 2002, 9:29 am
by Fairweather Pure
Adex, that's my point. You have a public figure in the limelight, and Texas will be the brunt of many jokes because of it. All the good stuff will be forgotten for the time being.