If cocksucking was an Olympic sport
Posted: August 27, 2004, 4:27 pm
Leyor would win gold for Denmark
Karae would be selected yet refuse to participate in the games as it is just another attempt by the U.S. to show their superiority.
Xzion would represent Spain and be disqualified for misspelling his own name on the forms.
Dregor would perform as well as any Canadian in any sport in the last 50 years and finish 12th.
Kelshara would represent 6 different countries and finish with a silver and bronze...and then be disqualified more times for doping.
Winnow would have a great shot at the gold, but much like any Arizona team, he would choke on the big one and be disappointing.
Sweden would send Drolgin who would be unable to compete through his rampant screaming of " I am not a fucking Swede you bastards!"
Karae would be selected yet refuse to participate in the games as it is just another attempt by the U.S. to show their superiority.
Xzion would represent Spain and be disqualified for misspelling his own name on the forms.
Dregor would perform as well as any Canadian in any sport in the last 50 years and finish 12th.
Kelshara would represent 6 different countries and finish with a silver and bronze...and then be disqualified more times for doping.
Winnow would have a great shot at the gold, but much like any Arizona team, he would choke on the big one and be disappointing.
Sweden would send Drolgin who would be unable to compete through his rampant screaming of " I am not a fucking Swede you bastards!"
