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The Messiah has returned

Posted: August 22, 2004, 5:44 pm
by Pherr the Dorf
http://www.speakeasy.org/~louisc9/indexb.html
And he does drugs and TALKS IN CAPS A LOT

I would use the quote thing but there is so much priceless stuff here you can spend hours laughing your ass off
Yeah! I am judge, jury, prosecutor and executioner in THIS case, and I am going to SYSTEMATICALLY and METHODICALLY tear the United States Government APART with this one!

You though Johnny Cochran and the O.J. Simpson DREAM TEAM were bad-ass? Just wait until you see THE LORD in action!

I am going to WAX THEIR ASS, because you don't MESS with THE LORD, and you especially don't mess with MY PEOPLE!

FUCK YOU, WASHINGTON D.C. MOTHERFUCKERS!

You better get your SHIT together damn quick! I don't GIVE A FUCK if the 27% of the population that VOTES doesn't like DRUGS, you represent all 100% of Americans, and YOU WORK FOR US, motherfuckers, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND, and you better get that shit STRAIGHT, or you will PAY THE PRICE FOR YOUR LACK OF VISION!

You have 6 months to END THE WAR ON DRUGS, or ELSE! The Clock is TICKING.

You know when the DAY OF YOUR JUDGMENT IS?

IT'S TODAY!

PERIOD.

END OF DISCUSSION!




Posted: August 22, 2004, 5:48 pm
by Lynks
He really likes his exclamation marks.

Posted: August 23, 2004, 1:52 am
by Aruman
Did Al Gore get drunk or something?

Posted: August 23, 2004, 2:10 am
by Pherr the Dorf
the vehicle of completion makes me laugh, even more so now that I see my window tab has it spelled "vechicle"

Posted: August 23, 2004, 12:30 pm
by masteen
Isn't "vechicle" a sniglet for those mini icicles that hang from car exhausts during the winter?