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True Story....

Posted: October 15, 2002, 5:27 pm
by Lor
One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba Grizz driving a brand new pickup. Bubba Grizz pulled up to him with a wide grin.
"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?"
"Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied..

"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"

"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said 'Bubba grizz, take whatever you want !! So I took the truck!"

"Bubba, you're a smart man!. Them clothes woulda never fit you".

Posted: October 15, 2002, 5:29 pm
by Hammerstalker PE
ROFLMAO!!

Posted: October 15, 2002, 5:39 pm
by Bubba Grizz
Great gas milage too. :lol:

Posted: October 16, 2002, 12:24 am
by Ulvian
Sucker...
Shoulda taken the Truck AND the chick...then driven off into the sunset or some crap...you know like the EQ cowboy

Posted: October 16, 2002, 2:17 pm
by Neost
He may have taken her truck, but apparently she took his name and started an online business!

http://www.missgrizz.com/

Posted: October 16, 2002, 6:49 pm
by Bubba Grizz
Whoa! Never saw that before. Bitch must have taken my wallet.

Posted: October 16, 2002, 11:18 pm
by Soreali
Tomorrow morning you'll have the cops knocking at your door after they traced your new stolen truck to you :D

Posted: October 16, 2002, 11:31 pm
by Ennia
old but still funny :lol: