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BURN BITCH

Please, don't forget to mention that you were text messaging someone to bring you a beer while at a DAVE MATTHEWS' BAND concert.

That may just sway some people.

^^^^

What he said.

Even I voted for text messaging.

ZAMTUK ALSO HAS HIS SHIT PUSHED IN AT AMBERCROMBIE AND FITCH ON A DAILY BASIS.

omfg stop stealing my lines bitch

and go watch your sailor moon hentai

with sylvUs

omfg stop stealing my lines bitch

Below is the reason why Zamtuk is all pissy.
Keep in mind this is severe retardation to behold, read at your own risk.
You have been warned.


10:29] <Sylvos> Zamtuk is french for "Loser BITCH"

[10:29] <Sylvos> jesus

[10:29] <zamtuk> umm what is bad about text messaging?

[10:29] <Sylvos> i go to lunch and you divulge this information

[10:30] <Sylvos> you may as well get a tattoo on your forehead reading "Boy Toy"

[10:30] <Sylvos> im getting food now

[10:30] <arundel> it's not the txt mssg... it's the DMB

[10:30] <zamtuk> ok, because calling people from a cell phone in the middle of a concert is a much better idea

[10:30] <Sylvos> its the combination of all 3 factors

[10:30] <zamtuk> arundel you were absent, but i got the ticket for free

[10:30] <Sylvos> DMB, text messaging at DMB, and text messaging for BEER at the DMB

[10:31] <Sylvos> getting food

[10:31] <Sylvos> im so disappointed in you

[10:31] <zamtuk> ok, i could have taken a 30 minute detour to get beer OR have someone who was already there get it for me

[10:31] <Sylvos> you should just turn your testicles in at the local man store and get a refund

[10:31] <zamtuk> i chose the latter

[10:31] <Sylvos> and choose life as a female

[10:31] <zamtuk> you recited debbie gibson lyrics yesterday

[10:32] <arundel> .... I dunno... I would have turned down a free DMB ticket. or scalped it.

[10:32] <zamtuk> i was off and had a cooler of beer sitting around

[10:32] <Dregor|AFK> you matched debbie gibson lyrics to the song title yesterday!

[10:32] <zamtuk> with nothing better to do i chose to go

[10:32] <zamtuk> after 2 hints!

[10:32] <Bren> txt messegeing at a DMB concert? you want to borrow my vagina for a while?

[10:32] <Dregor|AFK> if they'd been a justin timberlake concert that you got to see for free would you have gone?

[10:33] <zamtuk> though it was sadly ironic i chose to say 'i know this!' before i figured out who sang it

[10:33] <zamtuk> sylvos get off of brens computer

[10:33] <zamtuk> umm no

[10:33] <Bren> lol oh no

[10:33] <Bren> its bren

[10:33] <Bren> you dissapoint even ME

[10:33] <Bren> i hate dmb and im from oregon

[10:33] <Dregor|AFK> so why DMB but not Justin? they're both embarassing

[10:33] <zamtuk> omfg i figured you hippies in oregon worship dmb

[10:33] <Bren> its like a state requitement to like that crap when moving here

[10:33] <zamtuk> i wouldnt go so far to say dmb is embarrassing

[10:34] <stragi|work> whats dmb

[10:34] <Dregor|AFK> you weren't talking

[10:34] <Bren> <currently listening to Rammstein

[10:34] <Bren>

[10:34] <Dregor|AFK> it's embarassing

[10:34] <zamtuk> timerlake on the other hand

[10:34] <Bren> i get down on some J Timberlake...that boy can move...

[10:34] <zamtuk> ill say this, i have never seen so many hot girls in one place, to balance that there was an abundance of men there too, so sylvos would enjoy it as well

[10:35] <Bren> lol

[10:35] <arundel> nah, i have it on good faith that sylvos only likes the pale gothic boys

[10:35] <zamtuk> not too many goths at dave

[10:35] <zamtuk> it looked like one big ass college party

[10:35] <zamtuk> with about 25000 people

[10:36] <stragi|work> whats dmb

[10:36] <arundel> sylv would be more at home with playing a Bauhaus tape in an old graveyard

[10:36] <zamtuk> haha

[10:36] <Dregor|AFK> dave matthews band

[10:36] <stragi|work> whats dave matthews band?

[10:36] <Sylvos> [10:32] <Bren> txt messegeing at a DMB concert? you want to borrow my vagina for a while?

[10:36] <Sylvos>

[10:36] <Sylvos> BURN

[10:36] <stragi|work> lol

[10:36] <Sylvos> OMG BURN

[10:36] <zamtuk> that was you

[10:36] <stragi|work> that is pretty burned

[10:36] <Sylvos> no

[10:37] <stragi|work> doesn't matter

[10:37] <Sylvos> i was out getting pizza

[10:37] <stragi|work> its burn either way

[10:37] <Sylvos> YOU GOT BURNED

[10:37] <Sylvos> dude you best ready your tennis racket cause YOU GOT SERVED

[10:37] <stragi|work> k r a f t

[10:37] <stragi|work> enough with the served crap

[10:37] <stragi|work> stick with the burn diss

[10:37] <Sylvos> dude is that your face on the ground?

[10:37] <stragi|work> its classic and never goes out of style

[10:37] <Sylvos> Cause Brenda just BITCH SLAPPED YOUR FACE RIGHT OFF

I will chime in here, that a DMB show is about the best place a single man looking for hawt chicks can possibly go.

Without a doubt.....

I somehow expected this to make it from irc to the boards, BUT NOT BY YOU ZAM!

what were you thinking?!?!

(midriff too tight hon or did you drink out of the wrong drink *cough*?)

I would also like to add I did not post the 4 hours of Zamtuk getting made fun of constantly for going to the DMB concert nor his unhealthy desire to hang out with 14 year old girls at concerts. Which I might add he went into great detail describing their clothing from Abercrombie and Bitch (scary) and also keep in mind he's 22 now.

The DMB show I went to had to be 2/3 girls, and let me tell you, the Ice Palace was FOGGY with reefer

Interesting story, but no amount of therapy will ever erase the memory of Sylvos singing the praises of Sailor Moon over guildchat many years ago. In the scheme of gayness, Dave Mathews < Clay Aiken < Sailor Moon < Liberace, so I have to go with the danger ranger.

Hrm...that was over 4 years ago Jice.
jesus.
I had forgotten all about that anime stuff.

The Internet never forgets a faggot. Your gayness will shine for a thousand years.

Then congrats on becoming Immortal Masteen!

I was immortal long before I became a fag... I mean fuck you buddy!

haha

Sylvos, do you still have your cat, Luna?

I better still have my cat.

Speaking of old school Sylvos gayness, does anyone still have that flash movie of Azian and Sylvos?

no the domain was lost, i've got it saved on my old PC.
one of these days i may host it but we'll see.

haha that damn thing was so funny...

Sylvos wrote:no the domain was lost, i've got it saved on my old PC.
one of these days i may host it but we'll see.

I remember that! That was fucking hilarious. Post it or at least send it to me!!

sailormoon is kewl!

I demand option C: text messaging sylvos

Drasta wrote:sailormoon is kewl!

Well we've heard from the majority group on the subject now I guess.

I came into the convo a little later... but here's what I have of it. Its pure hilarity at its finest.


* Now talking in #veeshanvault
* Topic is '<Bren> txt messegeing at a DMB concert? you want to borrow my vagina for a while?'
* Set by sylvus_wrk on Tue Jul 27 10:57:27
<Dregor> god.. james lipton rapping.. haha
<Ebumar_COH> sup vv
<stragi|work> i suggest downloading iron head from rob zombie and ozzy
<Ebumar_COH> i agree.
<stragi|work> no the saddest part is what i said it was
<stragi|work> you can't decalre anything about me sad because, well, because you're you.
<stragi|work> declare******
<zamtuk> yeah, but me > you
<zamtuk> you're from yuma arizona
<stragi|work> you can think that if it helps you through your day
<stragi|work> it must be hard getting through the day so you can goto your dmb concerts at night and txt message people for beer
<stragi|work> g g g g g g g g g g unit
<zamtuk> must be hard trying to get a date when you live with your folks
<stragi|work> you must be speaking from personal experince
<stragi|work> but thanks for subjecting that to the conversation
<stragi|work> SUP NOW BITCH
<stragi|work> I ROLL 20 DEEP
<zamtuk> nay, i live in an overly expensive apt
<Ebumar_COH> lmao
<stragi|work> with your parents
<Ebumar_COH> you guys are hilarous
<stragi|work> obviously
<sylvus_wrk> it's cute when girls fight
<zamtuk> nope parents live in ohio
<sylvus_wrk> BURN!
<zamtuk> stragi lives in the basement
<stragi|work> its hot when girls figh
<stragi|work> fight
<stragi|work> **
<stragi|work> *
<stragi|work> i wish i had a basement
<sylvus_wrk> not when you girls fight
<stragi|work> are you calling me a girl?
<zamtuk> yes he is
<stragi|work> ARE YOU CALLING ME A GIRL, SIR?
<Sylvos> I'm calling you my bitch actually.
<Sylvos> BURN
<zamtuk> BURN
<stragi|work> good thing no one pays attention to anything you say
<Sylvos> except you when i put the ball gag in you rmouth and whip your ass with a cat of nine tails
<Ebumar_COH> man what brought this on
<stragi|work> think your confusing me with you and cristin
<Sylvos> Yeah BOW DOWN LITTLE SHAD
<zamtuk> stragie loves sailor moon hentai
<stragi|work> i sure do
<zamtuk> and thinks its normal
<stragi|work> want some?
<Sylvos> dont be talking about my sexual relations with my girlfriend
<stragi|work> its not sexual
<zamtuk> because there isnt any
<stragi|work> your just her bitch
<zamtuk> BURN
<Sylvos> You're
<Sylvos> BURN
<stragi|work> nope your
<stragi|work> burned yourself
<stragi|work> lololol
<Sylvos> no
<Sylvos> you fool
<stragi|work> no u
<stragi|work> u
<stragi|work> u did
<stragi|work> u
<stragi|work> lolol0ol
<stragi|work> bottom line is you are gay
<Ebumar_COH> zzzzzzzzzzzolozl
<stragi|work> and zamtuk is gay as well
<stragi|work> and i am gay
<Sylvos> your is possessive, you are - you're means the object of the noun
<sylvus_wrk> CRIPPLE FIGHT
<stragi|work> and sylvus is gay because he thinks im female and thats probably why he had sex with me
<Sylvos> wtf
<zamtuk> haha
<Ebumar_COH> lmfao
<zamtuk> the cat is out of the bag now
<stragi|work> is the cat at the dmb concert?
<sylvus_wrk> i'm not gay because i think you're a female
<sylvus_wrk> if i thought you were male i would be gay
<zamtuk> no way stragi is a male
<stragi|work> so you're gay because you had sex with me knowing im a female
<Sylvos> Stragi's mad cause he had 10 inches of steam hammered cock thrust into his bung hole without any lube.
<stragi|work> or knowing i'm a male
<stragi|work> which is it
<stragi|work> yeah
<stragi|work> not mad
<Sylvos> so he's cranky cause he has to use a donut to sit down
<stragi|work> i liked it
* stragi|work WINKS AT SYLVUS
<sylvus_wrk> ...
<stragi|work> -_^
<Sylvos> haha
<stragi|work> its safe to say john is mad for the same reason
<zamtuk> who wears the hot pants in that relationship
<Sylvos> its amaznig how men can revert to 15 in a chatroom
<stragi|work> except the 10 inch cock up his ass is plastic
<sylvus_wrk> ZAMTUK WEARS TUBE TOPS
<zamtuk> its amazing how homosexual you are sylvos
<Sylvos> BURN
<stragi|work> WITH RED LIPSTICK
<stragi|work> AND HIGH HEELS
<Sylvos> lol lol BURN LOL LOL OL
<zamtuk> sylvus wears a bra
<stragi|work> YOU SAUCY WENCH
<sylvus_wrk> only your mother's bra
<sylvus_wrk> on my head
<stragi|work> ownt
<Sylvos> sylvus's wears your mom's bra after he makes mad passionate monkey love to her
<sylvus_wrk> while she's giving me the rusty trombone
<stragi|work> now how about shutting up
<zamtuk> what time is your curfew stragi
<sylvus_wrk> lol
<Sylvos> this is like watching a car wreck
<Sylvos> lol
<stragi|work> not sure?!
<Sylvos> BURN
<Ebumar_COH> this is the most amazing display I have ever seen... ever.
<Sylvos> we've used BURN far too much today
<sylvus_wrk> ZING
<Sylvos> ZING IT IS
<zamtuk> i think you spell it i've
<stragi|work> hey zamtuk shouldn't you be cleaning your room before mommy gets home from work?!?!?!
<Sylvos> ZING ZING ZING
<zamtuk> dont use my jokes bitch
<Sylvos> OH THE ZINGS DONT STOP
<stragi|work> your jokes are stupid like sylvos
<stragi|work> ZZ Z Z Z Z Z Z ZING UNIT
<Sylvos> its like watching two band geeks fight over the good mouth piece
<zamtuk> besides my room is clean
<zamtuk> i just had your mom over here today
<stragi|work> and the two band geeks would be you and zamtuk
<Sylvos> i was a football player
<Sylvos> you were a lewZ0r
<Sylvos> ZING
<zamtuk> which caused me to change the sheets as well as repaint the walls and 'put down new carpet' heh heh
<stragi|work> being forcible stuffed into a locker and sodomized with a football does not make you a football player john
<stragi|work> forcibly*
<Sylvos> no it makes me you
<Sylvos> ZING
<Dregor> you've all had too much sugar today
<stragi|work> no if it mad eyou me you'd be cool
<Sylvos> dude you hav eno idea dregor
<sylvus_wrk> ooh, sugar is a good idea
<Sylvos> i've guzzled like 5 mt. dew 20's
<sylvus_wrk> brb
<stragi|work> and you'd still have your anal virginity
<Sylvos> now im WIRED
<zamtuk> he said good idea so he can pick up 5 year old boys with sugar
<Sylvos> i could build a deck RIGHT NOW
<stragi|work> mt. dew is gay code for sperm for sylvos!
<Sylvos> so is the name stragi
<Sylvos> ZING
<Sylvos> k im afk
<stragi|work> stragi is norse for sperm
<stragi|work> afk crying because you got OWNED
<Sylvos> i need to walk around my eyes are bugging out
<zamtuk> im also afk
<stragi|work> hope your deck fails
<stragi|work> you jerk
<stragi|work>
<Sylvos> it wont cause i unlike you do not fail at life.
<Sylvos> ZING
<stragi|work> you fail at more than life
<Ebumar_COH> god
<Sylvos> afk
<Ebumar_COH> im going to post this on vv
<Ebumar_COH> this is awesome
<Sylvos> lol dont
<Ebumar_COH> why
<Ebumar_COH> this is classic
<Sylvos> this is retardedness to the xtreme
<Ebumar_COH> everyone would love it
<stragi|work> no its not classic
<stragi|work> its gaytastic
<Ebumar_COH> exactly
<Sylvos> plus you missed the good diaologue earlier
<Sylvos> so its not good
<Ebumar_COH> yeah :\
<zamtuk> yes, i agree this is gay
<stragi|work> you missed the part were we owned zamtuk
<zamtuk> no fuck that
<Ebumar_COH> http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=i_robot
<Ebumar_COH> is this true?
<zamtuk> i hate maddox so i wont read it
<Ebumar_COH> you hate him because he insulted your lifestyle you stupid faggot
<stragi|work> personally i'm a fan of my THATS NOT A BURN, ITS A FOREST FIRE--AND SMOKEY JUST GOT THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE line
<zamtuk> on a retarded joke
<Ebumar_COH> god i wish you could hear my intent on that last one ^_^
<stragi|work> yeah thats true ebu
<zamtuk> i liked the part where you had to go afk to explain to your mom on the phone why you forgot to let the dog in
<Ebumar_COH> think of the last two words shouted
<Ebumar_COH> and that would work
<stragi|work> i went afk to do big boy work
<stragi|work> at my job
<zamtuk> your mom calls me big boy
<stragi|work> now stfu before i godzilla your stupid lego city
<zamtuk> then she does a 'job'
<stragi|work> your mom's my dad
<stragi|work> how about that bitch
<Ebumar_COH> gg mom jokes, im in 3rd grade all over again, YAY!
<stragi|work> yeah
<stragi|work> owned
<sylvus_wrk> you're right zamtuk, i did go get sugar so i could pick 5 year old boys up with it
<sylvus_wrk> so are you coming over or not?
<zamtuk> hell fucking yes i am
<zamtuk> only if you got gobstoppers
<Ebumar_COH> lol
<sylvus_wrk> i got a whatchamacallit
<stragi|work> but yeah irobot was one huge product placement
<zamtuk> thats stragi's bag
<stragi|work> like every other will smith movie
<Ebumar_COH> HOLY SHIT IN MY ASSHOLE
<Ebumar_COH> its about to explode
<Ebumar_COH> but i have pizza coming
<Ebumar_COH> and as soon as i go in the bathroom
<Ebumar_COH> he'll be here
<Ebumar_COH> with the pizza
<Ebumar_COH> murphy's law
<zamtuk> if you were sylvos you would get your shit pushed in every morning
<Ebumar_COH> yeah, too bad....
<Ebumar_COH> (extreme sarcasm)
<Sylvos> You obviously are confusing me with your everyday occurance between you and your daddy.
<Ebumar_COH> http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?g=phot ... 0&printer=
<Ebumar_COH> wtf
<Sylvos> however i am flattered that you desire me so, I know i'm a good looking man. But thanks bu tno thanks.
<stragi|work> sylvos gets his shit pushed in
<stragi|work> WHAT?
<stragi|work> WHAT?
<stragi|work> DETROIT WHAT?
<Ebumar_COH> NIGGER WHAT
<stragi|work> WHAT?
<Ebumar_COH> WHAT
<Ebumar_COH> <shoots stuff>
<sylvus_wrk> detroit what
<sylvus_wrk> recognize
<Ebumar_COH> g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g g unit
<Sylvos> you are ar to lame to exist
<Ebumar_COH> are ar?
<Ebumar_COH> wtf?
<Ebumar_COH> pirate?
<Ebumar_COH> ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<Ebumar_COH> BUTT PIRATE MATTEY
<Ebumar_COH> GIMME SOME OF THAT SWEET JUICY ASSHOLE BOAT
<Sylvos> wtf
<Ebumar_COH> ARRRGGGGG
<zamtuk> umm
<Sylvos> [10:13] <sylvus_wrk> <emmer> hotdogs are great because you can freeze them and stick them up your butt <-- TMI!!
<Sylvos> wtf
<Ebumar_COH> LMFAO
<Ebumar_COH> THAT NEEDS TO BE THE TOPIC
<Ebumar_COH> although
<Sylvos> no
<Ebumar_COH> bren was pretty classic i guess
<Sylvos> brenda owning the SHIT out of zamtuk is the topic
<stragi|work> bren is my gf
<Sylvos> in your dreams loser
<stragi|work> WHAT?
<stragi|work> WHAT?
<zamtuk> brenden is stragi's gf
<stragi|work> yes
<stragi|work> he is
<Sylvos> BURN
<stragi|work> if infact he is a boy
<stragi|work> i will perform fellatio on him
<stragi|work> while sylvos beats off in a corner
<stragi|work> because he is gay
<sylvus_wrk> ...
<zamtuk> lol
<Ebumar_COH> hahahaha
<stragi|work> sorry its over between us sylvus
<Ebumar_COH> lmao
<sylvus_wrk> oh, no hard feelings
<sylvus_wrk> not even any flaccid feelings
<zamtuk> never were hard feelings huh sylvus?
<zamtuk> ZING
<Sylvos> omg haha
<sylvus_wrk> hey zamtuk
<Ebumar_COH> haha zam
* zamtuk was kicked by sylvus_wrk (ZING!)
<Ebumar_COH> LMFAO
<Ebumar_COH> HAHAHHAHAHA
<Ebumar_COH> PWNED
<Sylvos> LOL
* Ebumar_COH is now known as you
* you have been pwned
* you need some lube after that one
* you is now known as Ebumar
* zamtuk has joined #veeshanvault
<sylvus_wrk> lol
<sylvus_wrk> [15:41] * You were kicked by zamtuk (TENFOLD BITCH)
<sylvus_wrk> [15:41] * Attempting to rejoin channel #vv-trivia
<zamtuk> two can play that
<zamtuk> i own vv-trivia
<sylvus_wrk> do you?
<zamtuk> no
<zamtuk> but i do have ops
<Ebumar> lmfao zam
<Ebumar> tenfold
<Ebumar> god memories
<Ebumar> fuck my spelling
<zamtuk> which makes me king shit of vv-trivia
<stragi|work> what thread is this that bren owns zamtuk in
<zamtuk> thread?
<zamtuk> you guys made a thread?
<stragi|work> john said it earlier
<stragi|work> guess it was more nonsense
<sylvus_wrk> it was in this channel
<zamtuk> ill make a thread owning sylvos

It appears that the bard, er ranger still has a hefty lead over teh text msgs.... sup with that? You must now show your manliness and thwart this foul attempt to discredit your gaity!

After beating out text messaging at a DMB concert, is there anything is the realm of gay that Sylvos can't do?

WTF

Mort wrote:I will chime in here, that a DMB show is about the best place a single man looking for hawt chicks can possibly go.

Without a doubt.....

Maybe so, but would you really want to pick up a girl who willingly went to a Dave Matthews Band concert?!

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text messaging

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:

Mort wrote:I will chime in here, that a DMB show is about the best place a single man looking for hawt chicks can possibly go.

Without a doubt.....

Maybe so, but would you really want to pick up a girl who willingly went to a Dave Matthews Band concert?!

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text messaging

Sir Dorf has a point, there's a good chance you'd have to listen to DMB outside of the concert. /shudder

DMB is only slightly less gay than going to a John Mayer concert. Or maybe they are equal, I'm not certain.

Lol.. the rotating part with the music was designed by Alloria and Adela (for Sylvos mind you.. I forget what was in the middle before). Ashe just yanked it and added in Sylvos' sig to it.

Adding Tony Danza to that is brilliant!

With guildies like that, who needs CT?

What the, you removed the links! Glad I saved the Sylvos/Azian one.

We may have slashdotted ourselves...

These are not the droids you are looking for.

ITS A FUCKING fnord CONSPIRACY!!!

kyoukan wrote:I demand option C: text messaging sylvos

No, it could've been Captain Sylvos

Where is the Rastin option?