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I have much love for Randi Rhodes

Just because Shaerra can flame better than most of us here doesn't mean she's a kook.

"Incessant whining and pointless bitching" would be a better description for what Shaerra does than "flaming."

Adex_Xeda wrote:Just because Shaerra can flame better than most of us here doesn't mean she's a kook.

You're not serious are you? I mean about the flaming better than most part...

This is a man who bases his moral and ethical choices on a set of superstitions compiled nearly two eons ago. If he can buy that, I am sure worshiping Shaera as the internet flame goddess is a small stretch.

I think Adex was the cooky lady!

Shaerra has underrated flame skills. In a fantasy VV flame war draft, she would be taken in the top 5 for sure.

Bubba Griz needs to start up a league!

I gave this Fantasy Vault Game some thought. I think it could work. Each week you would start a team similar to Fantasy Football. The starting Flame lineup would be:

1 Intellectual Snob
2 Annoyers
1 Conservative Nut job
1 Liberal Pussy
1 Post Pharmer (2K+)
1 Rookie Jackass (VV born on date less than 6 months ago)
1 Alternative Lifestyler
1 Stalker
1 Perv
1 Mangina

It could take off like Baseketball with an All Star VV team going up against other flame boards. Oh yes...this will work! Sylvus can get the board plugin for this!

Winnow wrote:Shaerra has underrated flame skills. In a fantasy VV flame war draft, she would be taken in the top 5 for sure.

Bubba Griz needs to start up a league!

You've been sucking up to her for nearly a year now. Since I can safely assume you didn't get any yet, are you planning on stopping anytime soon?

Truant wrote:

Winnow wrote:Shaerra has underrated flame skills. In a fantasy VV flame war draft, she would be taken in the top 5 for sure.

Bubba Griz needs to start up a league!

You've been sucking up to her for nearly a year now. Since I can safely assume you didn't get any yet, are you planning on stopping anytime soon?

It's been longer than that! Time flies.

If I was sucking up it'd be busting out the haikus!

winnow, you forgot
long time user that still no one knows

And an annoying swede.

My team:
1 Intellectual Snob -- this one is hard. Noel, maybe?
2 Annoyers -- Winnow, Drinsic
1 Conservative Nut job -- Midnyte. Like there is any other choice.
1 Liberal Pussy -- 90% of the posters on this board, but this one.. hm. Dregor.
1 Post Pharmer (2K+) -- Myself.
1 Rookie Jackass (VV born on date less than 6 months ago) -- Sweetkastings!
1 Alternative Lifestyler -- Fesuni
1 Stalker -- Cart.
1 Perv -- Bubbas is the man.
1 Mangina -- Dakamura.

While I'm flattered, I wouldn't say I was the biggest liberal pussy! But thank you!

My team:
1 Intellectual Snob -- No one can out intellectualize the Krimson Klaw.
2 Annoyers -- Tough call, but have to go with Sparty and Raistin for their unstobbable derailing prowess
1 Conservative Nut job -- Metanis. Lacks Midnytes prolificness, but brings a good game when he surfaces to flame.
1 Liberal Pussy -- Kyo is the meanest liberal pussy in the land
1 Post Pharmer (2K+) -- I'll take Voronwe for center square
1 Rookie Jackass (VV born on date less than 6 months ago) -- Goth Ranger is teh win
1 Alternative Lifestyler -- Adex, hes so homophobic hes got to be hiding something
1 Stalker -- Atokal is the tried and true stalker with many enemies and pedophilia going for him
1 Perv -- Close between them, but I'd take Revs over Bubba
1 Mangina -- Close call, almost went with Brit, but have to give the nod to the Hall of Fame mangina Varia

Jice Virago wrote:My team:
1 Intellectual Snob -- No one can out intellectualize the Krimson Klaw.
2 Annoyers -- Tough call, but have to go with Sparty and Raistin for their unstobbable derailing prowess
1 Conservative Nut job -- Metanis. Lacks Midnytes prolificness, but brings a good game when he surfaces to flame.
1 Liberal Pussy -- Kyo is the meanest liberal pussy in the land
1 Post Pharmer (2K+) -- I'll take Voronwe for center square
1 Rookie Jackass (VV born on date less than 6 months ago) -- Goth Ranger is teh win
1 Alternative Lifestyler -- Adex, hes so homophobic hes got to be hiding something
1 Stalker -- Atokal is the tried and true stalker with many enemies and pedophilia going for him
1 Perv -- Close between them, but I'd take Revs over Bubba
1 Mangina -- Close call, almost went with Brit, but have to give the nod to the Hall of Fame mangina Varia

That's a solid team! I'm still working on the categories. I'm not sure the ones I have cover all of the characteristics of flamers on this board. Jice would be my top choice for paragraph structure but there's wouldn't be enough people on this board that write proper paragraphs to fill out the teams. I could maybe make it a flex position that could be filled by someone that uses proper grammar or someone who flames people for not using proper grammar. Jice/Aranuil type slot!

Might need a hijacker slot as well.

Jice Virago wrote:My team:
1 Alternative Lifestyler -- Adex, hes so homophobic hes got to be hiding something

Damn, I was really hoping for conservative nut job.

Ah well, anyone have any Village People CDs that want to sell?

Once again, the liberals prove they have nothing to offer but dipshit one-liners. Once again, they show that when their bullshit doesn't stack up against facts their only hope is to rely on moronic sound clips and kindergarten taunts.

As for Christianity being called, "a set of superstitions compiled nearly two eons ago", I hope one day you grow up and realize that, "if it feels good, do it" is the problem. YOU, Jice, are the problem. Sure, you think that you're "basically" a good person because you've never aborted your crack baby after shooting the (maybe?) pimp father but the fact that YOU don't consider yourself the lowest form of scum doesn't mean that it's not so.

Shaerra wrote:. YOU, Jice, are the problem. Sure, you think that you're "basically" a good person because you've never aborted your crack baby after shooting the (maybe?) pimp father but the fact that YOU don't consider yourself the lowest form of scum doesn't mean that it's not so.

Jice is a dude.
WTG

Hahaha

No shit. Winnow told me that like 2 years ago. WTF does that have to do with my quote, dipshit? Are you saying that I need to change my analogy into one more masculine, else you get all confoozled and piss your pants?

I"ll point out the obvious, since you made a reference to Jice aborting a crack baby from a "pimp" father. Guys do not normally abort a child, since they no.1 don't have the correct anatomical parts and no.2 Its 99% the woman's choice. So, I realize you made yourself look like a dumb ass but that was a sad sorry attempt at backtracking and trying to draw attention away from the fact that you made a retarded comment by directly attacking the quote.

For the non-cerebral:

Shaerra wrote:Sure, you think that you're "basically" a good person because you've never hijacked a plane full of people and flown it into a skyscraper, but the fact that YOU don't consider yourself the lowest form of scum doesn't mean that it's not so.

Some of you really un-impress me. Of course Karae doesn't even make THAT list.

wtf does that mean?
Seriously, what fucking language are you speaking in which that makes any sense, or more importantly, a point?

Is flaming an art?

Or rather is it just a channel to vent emotion?

Is it both?

Just what I was going to write down Adex!

Shit, I've finally figured out what's so unsettling about reading Adex's posts! I read them like they're haikus.

Shaerra seriously, What the fuck are you talking about?

Now I see why Adex thinks Shaerra flames better than most.

Surprised there wasn't a Star Trek insult in there somewhere as well.

I'm willing to work with you, Thess, but you're gonna have to tell me which part I need to dumb down because honestly, I don't see anything that anyone your age shouldn't be able to understand.

Give me a sentence and I'll break it down into it's basic elements for you, but I'm not going to do this for you every day, so you're going to have to work on it between "hey I'm a clueless bitch" re-enactments.

Shaerra wrote:I'm willing to work with you, Thess, but you're gonna have to tell me which part I need to dumb down because honestly, I don't see anything that anyone your age shouldn't be able to understand.

Give me a sentence and I'll break it down into it's basic elements for you, but I'm not going to do this for you every day, so you're going to have to work on it between "hey I'm a clueless bitch" re-enactments.

cc Karae on this as that's where your coached response will be coming from.

No doubt there!

No need to go on the defensive because your post is incomprehensible

Here, I'll explain why people are confused.

Sure, you think that you're "basically" a good person because you've never aborted your crack baby after shooting the (maybe?) pimp father but the fact that YOU don't consider yourself the lowest form of scum doesn't mean that it's not so.

Seriously implies that you think of Jice as female and able to have a baby aborted.

Then, you quoted this:

Sure, you think that you're "basically" a good person because you've never hijacked a plane full of people and flown it into a skyscraper, but the fact that YOU don't consider yourself the lowest form of scum doesn't mean that it's not so.

As some sort of explanation for Sylvos' laughter at you thinking Jice was a chick, which had absolutely zero relevance, and you tried to talk down to him like he was an idiot for not getting it.

Then Winnow said:

cc Karae on this as that's where your coached response will be coming from.

Which is funny because previously Shaerra had said:

No shit. Winnow told me that like 2 years ago.

Which is ironic because it's Winnow feeding Shaerra responses in a way. It's also Winnow trying to get his balls buffed by a manly whore, but that's no surpsise there. They're a perfect match after all, they both like to play the Daddy game.

I tried so hard not to be insulting, damn my eyes!

that about sums it up Dregor.

The second quote was me trying to dumb things down for you and Sylvos, the two retards that couldn't understand an analogy unless it was anotomically correct.

Winnow "fed" me responses by telling me that Jice was a guy two years ago? I see politics aren't the only thing you STREEEEEEEEEETCH.

Thess is playing the stupid card as if she were a Vegas blackjack dealer going through 5 decks an hour.

And the only way you could keep from being insulting would be to bathe, wear a bag over your head and shut the fuck up...or death.

Unless you're going to be buried. Even worms have standards.

Girl, if that was an analogy it was the worst one I've ever seen. No, I think it was just you being the usual cockfaced idiot that you always are when you come trolling once the blood starts to flow. Yes, I stretch pants, I'm fat. I agree with you! How insulting I'll agree I'm fat, and you agree that you're a loveless whore who desperately vies for attention so hard she'll make enemies just to get the much needed fix for her self-image problems.

This is what happens when people try to use their vagina to get ahead in life instead of their brain. Just because Thess, Lala, Aslanna and others can get people to like her without posting a half dozen glamour shots on the vault is no reason to put your maxipad on sticky side up. Also, of all the people in this thread, I am the only person who has never flamed you (up til this post) and that is the person you chose to vent your tantrum against?

You, missy, are as stupid as a box of rocks and if anyone has complimented you on your intelligence, its only because you present yourself in a manner that makes them able to clearly visualize you burying your nose in their pubes. With the general public, however, you are really better off never openning your mouth and imediately alerting people to what a vapid bitch you really are. In short, you are a obsiquious ill-mannered undisciplined brat and your behaviour damages the credibility of intelligent women everywhere when you even look at a message board.

FYI- The only reason the righties like you is that ho-bags of your calibre are rare in their ranks; their not supposed to even think about sex unless its for procreation. In fact, Adex is probably rubbing one out to your poses as I type this.

PS- If the above is beyond your reading level, allow me to sum it up in monosylabic words you can grasp:

Shut the fuck up you dumb box.

Dregor Thule wrote: Which is ironic because it's Winnow feeding Shaerra responses in a way. It's also Winnow trying to get his balls buffed by a manly whore, but that's no surpsise there. They're a perfect match after all, they both like to play the Daddy game.

I tried so hard not to be insulting, damn my eyes!

Interesting coming from the biggest suckup VV has ever seen. If Lalanae told you to eat shit you'd buy an ice cream scoop and make yourself a shitcone.

Not everyone is always out for sex or needs to kiss ass as much as you. It's pathetic to witness

Try not sucking up. It's liberating!

HAY SHARERARA SPEAKING OF STRETCH I HEAR U CAN GET A LASAR SURGEARY 2 GET THOSE STRETCH MARKS OFF UR FATASS LOLOLOL FATSO FAT.

Winnow wrote:Interesting coming from the biggest suckup VV has ever seen. If Lalanae told you to eat shit you'd buy an ice cream scoop and make yourself a shitcone.

Not everyone is always out for sex or needs to kiss ass as much as you. It's pathetic to witness

Try not sucking up. It's liberating!

I must have hit a nerve. Whoopsies. I need to suck up to Lala about as much as you have to force yourself to stalk 12 year old girls at the mall. I've always found it funny how Aranuil was always labelled as the biggest cyber stalker on VV when I've heard more specific cases about you going after young troubled girls than anything specific about him. I guess he should mask more of his posts with innane pictures of cats and balloons.

Winnow wrote:

Dregor Thule wrote: Which is ironic because it's Winnow feeding Shaerra responses in a way. It's also Winnow trying to get his balls buffed by a manly whore, but that's no surpsise there. They're a perfect match after all, they both like to play the Daddy game.

I tried so hard not to be insulting, damn my eyes!

Interesting coming from the biggest suckup VV has ever seen. If Lalanae told you to eat shit you'd buy an ice cream scoop and make yourself a shitcone.

Not everyone is always out for sex or needs to kiss ass as much as you. It's pathetic to witness

Try not sucking up. It's liberating!

Dregor doesn't need to suck up to me. Take from that what you will.

Dregor Thule wrote:

Winnow wrote:Interesting coming from the biggest suckup VV has ever seen. If Lalanae told you to eat shit you'd buy an ice cream scoop and make yourself a shitcone.

Not everyone is always out for sex or needs to kiss ass as much as you. It's pathetic to witness

Try not sucking up. It's liberating!

I must have hit a nerve. Whoopsies. I need to suck up to Lala about as much as you have to force yourself to stalk 12 year old girls at the mall. I've always found it funny how Aranuil was always labelled as the biggest cyber stalker on VV when I've heard more specific cases about you going after young troubled girls than anything specific about him. I guess he should mask more of his posts with innane pictures of cats and balloons.

I'd love to hear them asswipe. What's with people throwing around the pedophile card? That is one of the few things that will get you PKd IRL by me. You sick bastard.

Winnow wrote:I'd love to hear them asswipe. What's with people throwing around the pedophile card? That is one of the few things that will get you PKd IRL by me. You sick bastard.

IRL PEEKAY has been thrown down! Archive this thread!

*hi-5's Revs* We are the top picks for PERVS!!!

Bubba Grizz wrote:*hi-5's Revs* We are the top picks for PERVS!!!

Honorable mention to Masteen!

Ha, I now notice that every 5th Jice thread comes equipped valued added Adex insult!

Given the context of Jice's accusations of me being homosexual and now a shaerra sex requester, I must now be classified as bisexual.

I guess the next stops are barn animals and small children with a complementary comparison to the big guy we love to hate himself, Adoph Hitler! (applause)

I now see the phrase "hold your horses" with new eyes.

Thanks Jice!