VeeshanVault

This is my new favorite picture on the Internet.

Even Bugs has ordered Sweden's hottest item of the month... Drolgin's Penis Pump! Get yours today!

Bugs soon discovered that Pilsner Urquell and autoerotic asphyxiation didn't mix.

Edit: Thanks to Drolgin for the alchohol correction.

Thar she bloooooowwwws!!!

"And then, this one time at bandcamp..."

And then, this one time at bandcamp..."
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Dregor Thule
Fires of Heaven

.... I don't get it.

I'm hanging and I can't get down!

or simply


Weeeee....!

Not a caption, would just like to point out that the bottle Bugs is holding isn't a Tanqueray bottle (although I do see the resemblance), it is in fact a bottle of Pilsner Urquell.

Ok wheres Daffy, I'm in the mood.....

"What's up cock"?

"Ok Aranuil when you are done playing with my ass kindly wipe me off so I don't stick to the wall!"

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:Not a caption, would just like to point out that the bottle Bugs is holding isn't a Tanqueray bottle (although I do see the resemblance), it is in fact a bottle of Pilsner Urquell.

With no sarcasm I say:

I am in awe of your extensive knowledge of alchohol, and I bow before you, sir!

Edit:

Hammerstalker wrote:"Ok Aranuil when you are done playing with my ass kindly wipe me off so I don't stick to the wall!"

With extreme sarcasm I say:
Please stop fixating sir!

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:Not a caption, would just like to point out that the bottle Bugs is holding isn't a Tanqueray bottle (although I do see the resemblance), it is in fact a bottle of Pilsner Urquell.

Well that explains why he hung himself. He too, thought it was tanqueray.

Thanks Drol, it was driving me nuts trying to figure out what it was. The label didn't resemble any words I recognized.

HEY! Who stole my Detachable Penis?

"Pilsner Urquel tastes like piss"

its not a funny caption, but a true statement

You can put your weeeed in it!

In his drunken stupor and never ending pursuit of pleasing the ladies, Bugs got confused as to the meaning of "well hung."

To hell with this "gives you wings" bullshit, how do I get down?

Bugs thinks to himself as he slips from conciousness ..

"I guess the sign outside did say 'No Party Crashers' ...well fuck"

"saugen Sie es "

"Famous cartoon rabbit found dead, jerking his mysterious beer-shaped penis."

To quote "Blazing Saddles"

"Yo!, Where all the white women at?"

If I could only stop thinking about Daffy Duck, I would go flaccid and have this damned cheap Czech beer bottle release my cock.

After decades of trying to hunt down buggs bunny, Elmer Fudd finds the only way to kill the pesky rabbit is to offer him alchohol in hopes that he will become a depressed alchoholic, realize he has no penis, and hang himself. Fudd turns out to be a genius after all.

"Try cutting off your face, and feeding it to the dogs..."

"After searching his house, the only traces Searyx could find of the cute blonde he brought home the night before was a hot pink dress and a wig lying in his bathroom... and then he found out the truth about last nights events, for it was sprawled out on his balcony, which also explained why his anus was so sore...oddly enough, it did not phase Searyx one bit."

(spelling correction)

~E

Erolz N'Turnet wrote:"After searching his house, the only traces Searyx could find of the cute blonde he brought home the night before was a hot pink dress and a wig lying in his bathroom... and then he found out the truth about last nights events, for it was sprawled out on his balcony, which also explained why his anus was so sore...oddly enough, it did not phase Searyx one bit."

(spelling correction)

~E

ROFL Erolz you JACKASS! You have pwned Searyx in your first post! Welcome to the party!

Hey hey papa E! /jackass for j00 sir!