Page 1 of 1
One of my favorite jokes ...
Posted: July 9, 2004, 7:56 pm
by Fredonia Coldheart
I know - it shows how much of a geek I am but -
Two strings walk into a bar and sit down.
The first string says "Bartender, give me a beer#%&*?>*$#!"
The second string says "You'll have to excuse my partner. He's not null terminated".
Posted: July 10, 2004, 3:18 am
by Dakamura_CT
I don't get it... but here's one, how do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Posted: July 10, 2004, 4:00 am
by Anuin
Dakamura_CT wrote:I don't get it... but here's one, how do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Your joke = fucking stupid.
Posted: July 10, 2004, 4:24 am
by Dregor Thule
Not answering the joke is the best means I've found to keep an idiot in suspense.
Posted: July 16, 2004, 2:45 am
by Nindalf
Somewhat related,
A guy in my year had a shirt which read,
'My compiler compiled yours'
I thought it was pretty good.
Posted: July 16, 2004, 3:39 am
by Llaffer
Did I get the joke - yes.
did I think it was funny - no
Posted: July 16, 2004, 1:37 pm
by Zaelath
Nindalf wrote:Somewhat related,
A guy in my year had a shirt which read,
'My compiler compiled yours'
I thought it was pretty good.
ASM geeks > all
I think my scariest encounter with a true "girl geek" was a kid in first year Comp Engineering degree who's 15 year old cousin/girlfriend (I was never game to ask) debugged half the tutorial groups M8600 code (scarier still, her specialty was intel assembly..)
Posted: July 16, 2004, 2:55 pm
by Goth Ranger
How do you make a blonde give you head twice?
Just wait till she forgets she did it the first time.
How many goth kids to screw in a light bulb?
Hard to tell, soon as its on, they run like roaches.
Why do black people never dream?
Last one who did got shot.
How do you drown a retard?
Superglue a scratch & sniff to the pool bottom
Why does Mike Tyson get red eyes after sex?
Mace does that to you
Posted: July 16, 2004, 3:59 pm
by Sionistic
oh look, hes up to 9th grade jokes now