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aaron neville's version of ave maria is the worst song ever

Posted: June 27, 2004, 5:54 pm
by kyoukan
discuss.

Posted: June 27, 2004, 7:58 pm
by Canelek
That the dude with the bigass mole?

Posted: June 27, 2004, 8:02 pm
by Pherr the Dorf
yep

Posted: June 28, 2004, 4:38 am
by Mak
Generally like the Neville Bros. stuff, but Ava Maria? Yeah, i'd imagine that wouldn't be good...

Posted: June 29, 2004, 5:25 pm
by Skogen
Now this is a thread!
My candidates:

"Party All the Time" - Eddie Murpy
"Sally, that Girl" - Gucci Crew
"We are the World" - many artists who should have never gotten together and made that abomination.

Posted: June 29, 2004, 5:29 pm
by masteen
Skogen wrote:"Sally, that Girl" - Gucci Crew
So I grabbed her by her thighs and I moved up truly
She jumped off the bed and said, “Don’t touch my booty”
“Don’t touch my booty ‘cause I won’t touch you”
“Don’t touch my booty ‘cause it’s not the thing to do”

:lol:

Posted: June 29, 2004, 6:05 pm
by Voronwë
"who's johnny" by debarge?

Posted: June 29, 2004, 7:02 pm
by Winnow
Kajagoogoo - Too Shy

Posted: June 30, 2004, 6:21 am
by vn_Tanc
Whats Fucking Up By Four Fucking Non Fucking Blondes.
Gah!

Posted: June 30, 2004, 7:02 am
by Zaelath
I'd say anything by Aaron Carter is worse than anything by Aaron Neville.. =)

Posted: June 30, 2004, 9:29 am
by Kylere
Let's see

The beer commercial that is Van Hagar
The Fat Elvis Burning Love
Kung Fu Fighting

Posted: June 30, 2004, 9:45 am
by Sassii
Dunno my 7 yr old loves Kung Fu Fighting... he sings it as he jumps around in his ninja poses :lol:


My vote:

anything by the Who with a close second coming from anything Michael Jackson

Posted: June 30, 2004, 9:55 am
by Sylvos
VORONWE...HOW CAN YOU SAY WHO'S JOHNNY IS ONE OF THE WORST SONGS EVER. IT RULES.
WHO'S JOHNNY SHE SAID, AND TRIED TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY.
WHO'S JOHNNY SHE SAID, YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU.
WHO'S JOHNNY SHE SAID, AND TRIED TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY.
HER EYES GAVE HER AWAY.

dude that is just awesome, best song ever.

Posted: June 30, 2004, 12:07 pm
by Voronwë
i guess it just isn't the same if a robot isn't singing it =/

Posted: June 30, 2004, 4:43 pm
by Jice Virago
How quickly you retards forget the raw shit that has been put out there as mainstream music. I can name a ton of songs worse than that one:

William Shatner- The entire Transformed Man album (This is the worst album of all time)
Leonard Nimoy- Bilbo Baggins (OMG How much pot was Spock smoking?)
That make believe Mexican- Rico Suave (This was bad by even 90s standards)
REM- Shiny Happy Fucking People (Annoying song that scars people for life)
Cher- Do you Believe in Love (This song is what they should have used in Abu-Gharib)
Madonna- Vogue (Madonna should have stuck to normal softcore porn instead of this arty shit)
Will Smith- Wild Wild West (No discussion needed)
Bread- If (What a bunch of pussies this band was)
Bush- Glycerine (What a whiney fucking brit, always sounded like he was singing while trying to take a shit)
Bryan Adams- I do it for you (This song is so bad it made the movie look good in comparison)
Tears for Fears- Shout (The crowning achivement in gay 80s music)
Shakespear's Sister- Stay with me (Over the top art fag psuedo new age crap for whiney goths to slobber over)
Duran Duran- Hungry like the Wolf (Admitting you like these guys now is like admitting you have genital warts)
Simon and Garfunkle- Bridge of Trouble Water (Could Art Garfunkle be any more of a pussy?)
Queen- Fat Bottom Girls (I love Queen, but come on, this is a song with a gay guy singing about how much he loves to bang fat chicks)
Chicago- If you leave me Now (This song single handedly transformed the top fusion band in the world into a bunch of raging homosexuals; fuck Peter Cetera in his stupid ass)

Thats over a dozen off the top of my head, most of them top ten songs by artists who had multiple hits. You will notice I didn't even bother busting out boy bands, disco, or rap. That would have taken too long.

Posted: June 30, 2004, 6:15 pm
by Sionistic
Tears for Fears- Shout (The crowning achivement in gay 80s music)
May you lay in acid

Posted: July 2, 2004, 2:48 pm
by Markulas
Chris Cornel does such a good job on his version of "Ave Maria", god damn bands who don't know the difference between music and noise.

Posted: July 2, 2004, 3:05 pm
by Aslanna
Canelek wrote:That the dude with the bigass mole?
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Moley moley moley!