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The newest countdown, wrong in soooooo many ways
Posted: June 23, 2004, 3:21 am
by Pherr the Dorf
Posted: June 23, 2004, 3:23 am
by Tyek
That is wrong on so many levels.
Posted: June 23, 2004, 3:41 am
by Hesten
Ok, i sure hope that is a joke, or we might have found the winner for VV's Loser of the Year award

Posted: June 23, 2004, 3:49 am
by Legenae
That's disturbing.
Posted: June 23, 2004, 4:05 am
by Goth Ranger
Wow, major contender for the "Pedophile man of the year" award?
Posted: June 23, 2004, 4:07 am
by Keverian FireCry
I can't wait, cause after Im done with her she'll be known as Hermoany.
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Im completely kidding btw. These countdowns are evil.
Posted: June 23, 2004, 4:10 am
by Laliana
That's scary.

Posted: June 23, 2004, 8:10 am
by VariaVespasa
And the countdown timer is off by nearly half a year too!
*Hugs*
Varia
Posted: June 23, 2004, 9:00 am
by Zaelath
This is a piture I edited in Photoshop. I put Hermione's head on
Christina Aguilera's body so that I could see what Hermione will
look like when she turns 18. The verdict? Dead sexy!
Pure gold.
Posted: June 23, 2004, 9:43 am
by Lynks
I found this one really disturbing.
Perhaps she will be referred to as Hermione the Great, which is already what I call her when I’m showing one of my coworkers the picture of her that I have in my Velcro wallet. She truly is the headmistress of my heart.
Posted: June 23, 2004, 9:56 am
by Kylere
What a sick fuck
Geez this is why society should not "pretty up" little girls, it makes weird fuckers like this get ideas.
Just this last weekend I had to confront a loser 15 year old who wrote a love letter to my 10 year old stepdaughter telling her she was hot.
She is a KID, for christ and allah and buddhas sake, at 15 the sick fucks are already kicking in.
Posted: June 23, 2004, 10:16 am
by Kwonryu DragonFist
Dont forget that the girl who plays Hermione is obsessed with Brad Pitt and would rather play in a movie with Brad than in another Harry Potter movie!

Posted: June 23, 2004, 10:25 am
by Kylere
That is a symptom Kwon, not an excuse.
When little girls have crushes, that is understandable, when you think that makes it okay to use them as sexual objects, that is sick.
Posted: June 23, 2004, 10:26 am
by vn_Tanc
And the age of consent in the UK is 16 anyway.
Unless he's planning to import her before seducing her with is awesome creepy internet stalker charm.
Posted: June 23, 2004, 10:32 am
by Mak
That is just too damn creepy for words.
Posted: June 23, 2004, 10:53 am
by Xzion
Kylere wrote:What a sick fuck
Geez this is why society should not "pretty up" little girls, it makes weird fuckers like this get ideas.
Just this last weekend I had to confront a loser 15 year old who wrote a love letter to my 10 year old stepdaughter telling her she was hot.
She is a KID, for christ and allah and buddhas sake, at 15 the sick fucks are already kicking in.
heh damn, but i would have to admit i would LOVE to give sooo much shit to that 15 year old who would do that to my 10 year old daughter
Lets pitch in some money and send that dude on a trip down to MonsVenus or 2001, this world doesnt need sick fuck 45 year old virgins obsessing over little kids
Posted: June 23, 2004, 11:05 am
by Kylere
You know what Xzion, prior to having to do it, I would have agreed with you. But it made me sick to my stomach. The core male human nature of me, wanted to stomp him into paste. But it would have been just as wrong for me to do that as it is for him to be hitting on 10 year olds.
I made him piss himself and never got nearer than 5 feet away, ( of course he did that when I let him know that we (my wife called) had called his mother and she was also aware of it. But you know what, he will do the same thing to the next ten year old, so what does it really accomplish?
Fucking geeky harry potter looking sick ass 15 year old., it is a fucking shame that our society is so oversexed that they think this shit is okay. I was a geeky kid but I had healthy fixations on girls who were post puberty.
But the only win is my stepdaughter told me she is glad to have me around.
Posted: June 23, 2004, 12:19 pm
by Skogen
See what using UNIX does to people?
Posted: June 23, 2004, 12:25 pm
by *~*stragi*~*
hermione is a new term for underage hot chicks.
sup justin
Posted: June 23, 2004, 12:57 pm
by Fredonia Coldheart
It apparently is suppose to be a joke site - the picture of the guy is from a news article on The Onion.
Posted: June 23, 2004, 1:13 pm
by Pilsburry
That girl is cute, I noticed it myself when I watched the movie, I'm sure most people did.
But that has to be a joke site.....the girl is too young for a guy that age to think of her as "hot"....there is a big difference between "cute" and "hot"...kittens are cute, I don't want to fuck one.
And then to devote an entire site to her making it public? With his picture? It would be stupid...you would be ending your social life.
Posted: June 23, 2004, 1:39 pm
by masteen
Hermione is pretty hawt in the latest Potter flick.
Posted: June 23, 2004, 1:41 pm
by Dregor Thule
Nice site, Toker.
Posted: June 23, 2004, 2:02 pm
by Pherr the Dorf
Fredonia Coldheart wrote:It apparently is suppose to be a joke site - the picture of the guy is from a news article on The Onion.
I wondered who would pick that up, Bravo

Posted: June 23, 2004, 2:49 pm
by Fairweather Pure
It was obviously a joke site. Not sure how anyone could interpret it otherwise.
Hermione, oh me, oh my
Oh my, oh me, for you I'd die
You charmed me with your wand and smile
And I've loved you for a long, long while
You raise your hand so high in class
I'd take you on a date, alas
You're not quite old enough and yet
My heart burns for you like a smoldering sunset
It's a pretty funny site too

Posted: June 23, 2004, 6:15 pm
by Hesten
Well, considering what a RL guy i met a few times managed to put together and put on the net, this almost seem normal

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Posted: June 23, 2004, 8:42 pm
by Zaelath
I thought it was clearly a parody site..
The reason I posted the quote I did is it is completely atypical of the kind of thing someone who was "serious" about this would do. Part of the appeal of youth is innocence, so pasting her over Christina slutbag is laughable.
Posted: June 23, 2004, 9:01 pm
by Truant
Yeah I'd actually wager on the 'made as a joke to get attention' line.
Posted: June 24, 2004, 1:34 am
by Rasspotari
isn't it wonderfully amusing though, that until one of you guys said it was a joke site, everone thought that guy was sick, and after it was said, everyone jumped on that "i was sure it was a fake site" wagon

Posted: June 24, 2004, 1:45 am
by Pherr the Dorf
Rasspotari wrote:isn't it wonderfully amusing though, that until one of you guys said it was a joke site, everone thought that guy was sick, and after it was said, everyone jumped on that "i was sure it was a fake site" wagon

I posted it, and I knew, I am a regular "Onion" reader, that was a pic they used in the spoof on Pottermania, I found it amusing so I figured I'd see how long it would take to get called on it, I know more then a few here read the Onion, I knew it wouldn't take long.
Posted: June 24, 2004, 2:50 am
by Ransure
Pherr had the same idea for a website... but while looking for pictures of Hermy he found this site!

Posted: June 24, 2004, 3:10 am
by Pherr the Dorf
Ransure wrote:Pherr had the same idea for a website... but while looking for pictures of Hermy he found this site!

EXACTLY! I mean uhhhh errrr

Posted: June 24, 2004, 10:43 am
by Truant
Rasspotari wrote:isn't it wonderfully amusing though, that until one of you guys said it was a joke site, everone thought that guy was sick, and after it was said, everyone jumped on that "i was sure it was a fake site" wagon

sorry, I only get to read the board every two or three days normally. Next time I'll consult you before posting. ;p
Posted: June 24, 2004, 10:50 am
by Kylere
I think it is a sick joke
Joke or not it is sick
Posted: June 24, 2004, 11:19 am
by archeiron
Kylere wrote:I think it is a sick joke
Joke or not it is sick
This must have hit a raw nerve with Kylere. Closet ephebophile, Kylere?
p.s. This thread and all others like it about her win the Caption Obvious Intraweb Award. Yes, she is going to be seriously good looking when she gets older. Well done for noticing.
Posted: June 24, 2004, 7:01 pm
by Revs
Someone needs to put Brittney's face on that pic

Posted: June 24, 2004, 9:17 pm
by Drustwyn
I love the lens flares!
Posted: June 24, 2004, 11:21 pm
by Kylere
archeiron wrote:Kylere wrote:I think it is a sick joke
Joke or not it is sick
This must have hit a raw nerve with Kylere. Closet ephebophile, Kylere?
p.s. This thread and all others like it about her win the Caption Obvious Intraweb Award. Yes, she is going to be seriously good looking when she gets older. Well done for noticing.
Before I admit to anything, what the fuck is a ephebophile? Someone who collect ephedrine tablets maybe?
Posted: June 24, 2004, 11:45 pm
by Arborealus
Kylere wrote:archeiron wrote:Kylere wrote:I think it is a sick joke
Joke or not it is sick
This must have hit a raw nerve with Kylere. Closet ephebophile, Kylere?
p.s. This thread and all others like it about her win the Caption Obvious Intraweb Award. Yes, she is going to be seriously good looking when she gets older. Well done for noticing.
Before I admit to anything, what the fuck is a ephebophile? Someone who collect ephedrine tablets maybe?
People sexually attracted to postpubescent teens as opposed to pedophile who prefers prepubescent...
Posted: June 25, 2004, 12:07 am
by Kylere
Okay weird I did a m-w.com check and it came up blank.
Archeiron is it okay with you if I stop fucking your mother now, she is really nasty.
Posted: June 25, 2004, 12:23 am
by Dregor Thule
Arb knows more words than merriam-webster.
Posted: June 25, 2004, 12:48 am
by Arborealus
Dregor Thule wrote:Arb knows more words than merriam-webster.
Dude don't give out my real name!...
