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Posted: April 28, 2004, 5:44 pm
by Rick James
When I pee all over myself and my girlies in the shower, I sing to them while I lightly tap the tip of my penis on their foreheads - annoiting them with a golden shower of my sexyness. After the shower I like to pee the sink, I pee the sink cause I feel sexy when I pee the sink. I am Rick James, I pee where I want. I make my girlies snort my lines then pee the sink. I can do it because I'm Rick James, Charlie Murphy, I punched him in the head - cause I can. You can't stop Rick James, I'm a legend baby.

Posted: April 28, 2004, 5:59 pm
by Ennia
at least piss goes down with water, I wish men would stop blowing their noses in the shower though, or for the love of god rinse it off the walls, tub and curtain when you're done!

Posted: April 30, 2004, 1:57 pm
by Drasta
QUESTION!! how do you girls pee in the shower? thats kinda interestin

Posted: April 30, 2004, 2:18 pm
by Dregor Thule
Ennia wrote:at least piss goes down with water, I wish men would stop blowing their noses in the shower though, or for the love of god rinse it off the walls, tub and curtain when you're done!
Haha. One reason I don't "blow my nose" in the shower ;)

Posted: April 30, 2004, 2:28 pm
by Fesuni Chopsui
I'm here. I'm a shower Pee'er. Get used to it. :P

Posted: April 30, 2004, 2:32 pm
by Pherr the Dorf
kyoukan wrote:
Talelor wrote:I highly doubt that urine could be healthy to drink. If there was anything useful in the urine it would have been absorbed before leaving the first time.
its full of natural anti bodies that your body manufactures.
Bingo!

Posted: April 30, 2004, 2:36 pm
by Rick James
I like to pee all over Dregor in the shower, golden showers of my sexy love.

Posted: April 30, 2004, 2:42 pm
by Legenae
Xyphir wrote:I don't shower in the toilet, nor do I piss in the shower.
Couldn't have said it better myself.

Posted: April 30, 2004, 2:43 pm
by Xyphir
Drasta wrote:QUESTION!! how do you girls pee in the shower? thats kinda interestin
I'm going to guess standing up. A woman could give herself a golden shower if inverted. :oops:

Posted: April 30, 2004, 3:35 pm
by Sionistic
with the wizzie of course

Posted: April 30, 2004, 8:34 pm
by Winnow
Legenae wrote:
Xyphir wrote:I don't shower in the toilet, nor do I piss in the shower.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
I dont swim in your toilet please don't pee in my pool!

Posted: April 30, 2004, 8:47 pm
by Legenae
Winnow wrote:
Legenae wrote:
Xyphir wrote:I don't shower in the toilet, nor do I piss in the shower.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
I dont swim in your toilet please don't pee in my pool!
That works too. :P

Posted: May 1, 2004, 1:07 am
by CalandraWindrose
snot all over the shower?!?!

don't you blow into your hand?

weirdos!

lol

Posted: May 1, 2004, 4:51 am
by Moonwynd
I was dreaming I was peeing in the shower....

I woke up...and I was!!!!!

Posted: May 1, 2004, 11:27 am
by Dregor Thule
CalandraWindrose wrote:snot all over the shower?!?!

don't you blow into your hand?

weirdos!

lol
;)

Think of something snot-like, but not snot!

Posted: May 1, 2004, 11:28 am
by Dregor Thule
CalandraWindrose wrote:snot all over the shower?!?!

don't you blow into your hand?

weirdos!

lol
Think of something snot like, but not snot! ;)

Posted: May 1, 2004, 2:08 pm
by Arborealus
wtf double post with the smiley in different places?...

Posted: May 1, 2004, 11:29 pm
by Jugata
I bet you squeemish bitches that don't pee in the shower pass out if your finger goes through the toilet paper, don't ya!

Jugata "showerpisser" Boneyhead

Posted: May 1, 2004, 11:49 pm
by Zygar_ Cthulhukin
Actually urine is sterile, and there are even groups that recommend drinking it do this or help that.....while such thoughts make me sick It makes me feel better every time I pee in the shower :)

pee pee

Posted: May 4, 2004, 4:30 am
by smuggler
i think as long as you're not peeing all over yourself in the shower and you watch what you're doing, then it's cool. i do it! yay!

Posted: May 4, 2004, 6:54 am
by Bojangels
Dregor Thule wrote: Think of something snot like, but not snot! ;)
Could still blow it into your hand.

Posted: May 4, 2004, 9:05 am
by Dregor Thule
I have a friend that did animation on episodes of Dark Waters >< (noticed Smuggler's avatar... honestly, not a totally random comment)

Posted: July 1, 2005, 12:53 pm
by smuggler
sweet. that show rocked absurdly, your friend is a badass.

and by association, you are a badass.

Posted: July 1, 2005, 1:37 pm
by Marbus
Come on, WTF people. YOU ARE IN THE SHOWER! From a guys perspective we can aim for the drain but what would it matter if it did run down your leg if you are a girl... you are in the shower, there is water, soap etc... just... ta da!... wash it off, it would actually be MUCH cleaner than peeing in the toilet afterwards and wiping...

It's just pee...

In regards to blowing your nose, again you are in the shower, you can sneeze into your hands and... wash it off :)

Marb

Posted: July 1, 2005, 1:43 pm
by Winnow
Marbus wrote:Come on, WTF people. YOU ARE IN THE SHOWER! From a guys perspective we can aim for the drain but what would it matter if it did run down your leg if you are a girl... you are in the shower, there is water, soap etc... just... ta da!... wash it off, it would actually be MUCH cleaner than peeing in the toilet afterwards and wiping...

It's just pee...

In regards to blowing your nose, again you are in the shower, you can sneeze into your hands and... wash it off :)

Marb
Why not install a garbage disposal type drain in the shower and do all of your duties in the shower then? All done? Flip the switch and swoosh! All gone. There is water, soap etc...ta da! :twisted:

For the record, I'm for peeing in the shower, against an all out Sparty release.

Posted: July 1, 2005, 2:18 pm
by Trias
there should be a hole we can shit in while in the shower...seems like every time i step into the shower is just the exact time my body feels ready to press a deuce

Posted: July 2, 2005, 4:15 am
by Menelaos
Peeing in your wetsuit may feel good but ultimately it will make you colder as you're losing body heat by losing that 98 degree piss.
Actually, veteran divers and surfers wearing wetsuits in extremely cold water often do that to warm themselves up. It's a common practice that works.

Posted: July 2, 2005, 9:14 am
by Gnomies
When I pee all over myself and my girlies in the shower, I sing to them while I lightly tap the tip of my penis on their foreheads - annoiting them with a golden shower of my sexyness. After the shower I like to pee the sink, I pee the sink cause I feel sexy when I pee the sink. I am Rick James, I pee where I want. I make my girlies snort my lines then pee the sink. I can do it because I'm Rick James, Charlie Murphy, I punched him in the head - cause I can. You can't stop Rick James, I'm a legend baby.
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