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Again, I wasn't making fun of the pic. It's just a visual aid. The audience is, as always, free to draw their own conclusions.

Girl sitting next to me said the guy in the picture is a hawtie.. so not sure what the intent of posting it was..

But for the record, I wouldn't hit it.

Sylvus wrote:Well, Cart, reread the thread or get the nearest adult to read it for you and give a synopsis. Pils started the talk of pictures. In the interest of fairness, here's the most recent pic of myself that I have, since a pic of Pilsburry has been posted.


Sylvus fat, stupid and being a general asshole at the Michigan vs. Illinois game last weekend.

Oh, and...

LOL cart get out from under Pilsburry's desk or your[sic] likely to bump your head on something!

While I think it was in poor taste for Pills to post nakid Pics of a girl he knows ( Even know I have not seen them). I did reread the thread and I thought VV had a rule not to make fun of people and the RL pics. But hell why did I think anything would change.


OK DISCLAIMER: I have just seen the pictures and you call Sylvus fat?

Cartalas wrote:While I think it was in poor taste for Pills to post nakid Pics of a girl he knows ( Even know I have not seen them). I did reread the thread and I thought VV had a rule not to make fun of people and the RL pics. But hell why did I think anything would change.

I agree, Pils initial volley of, 'Sylvus is fat.' is unmerited and inappropriate. Perhaps our moderators will see fit to give him a timeout.

I get bonus points on this thread for bringing Cartalas out of the woodwork.

How the fuck did you get down to the sidelines?

Some could say Pilsburry opened himself up to an attack by making fun of Sylvus' weight, but really, no ones gonna give a damn because it's fucking Pilsburry.

I barely remember Sylvus from FF, he had to leave early for a familly matter if I remember correctly? But what I do remember of him was a happy, comfortable guy. People were having fun talking to him, and he fit right in with the crowd.

Oh, sorry, is that a foreign concept to you Pilsburry? Have trouble feeling welcome and secure among other people? Maybe it has something to do with the crippling handicap you have in the form of a stunted personality and a shallow sense of judgement. The question tho is *why* on earth you would judge people so harshly? Is it a matter of you trying to make up for your obvious shortcomings as a human being by putting people under intense scrutiny, judging them strictly on if they fit a celebrity image that you've seemed to make your "norm", one which you can never meet yourself?

Or maybe you're just completely fucked up. Perhaps you've licked the crumbs from one too many assholes it's made you snap. You've created your imaginary world where people like you and you're some kind of fresh hot slab of sexy beast, and you spend your nights partying with your collection of Cabbage Patch kid dolls and a piece of shit on a stick you've named Earl among whom you are a King of Men. The only tragedy in your life is that you can't lick the knob of your own cock, forcing you to leer at others and hope that their accidently touching a fold in your shirt was actually a sign that they want to tear all your clothes off and make wild monkey sex with you.

I wouldn't worry too much, I'm sure your friends are just biding their time before they come running to your defense, expounding about how you're such a beautiful, gentle creature. Any day now...

I'm seeing a whole bunch of people who should have just taken the day off

tick...tock....tick...tock

Aranuil wrote:I agree, Pils initial volley of, 'Sylvus is fat.' is unmerited and inappropriate. Perhaps our moderators will see fit to give him a timeout.

Hey, if that's all the ammo he's got, I'm more than happy to let him use it. No one will ever get a ban for flaming me. It's a moot point regardless, he's not even reading this thread anymore!

Zamtuk wrote:How the fuck did you get down to the sidelines?

Fortunately I'm lucky enough to have friends in high places. Working on being down there for the OSU game, I'm keeping my fingers crossed!

Now out of pure envy, I too will call you a fat ass.

Veeshan Vault Fires Force Pilsburry to Evacuate
RANCHO CUCAMONGA, Calif. (AP) - Flames pushed by hot Santa Ana winds jumped forums and threads Friday on a smoky march into the outskirts of Pilsburry's "Great Day" post. Two major personalities clashed, and thousands in the region were found under Sylvus' desk as firefighters battled the blaze, sometimes in people's backyards. More than 4,000 acres of Pilsburry's ego have been scorched since the fire started in the heavily developed area about 50 miles east of reality, said Martin Esparza, a fire information officer.

Ennia wrote:he's not making fun of his picture
he's making fun of Pils

both sides so far have called each other fat
personally if this really is Pils he don't look fat to me

I don't think anyone called Pilsburry fat, just stupid, a socially inept loser, insane, a stalker, a moron, a worthless sack of flesh, a halfwit, a fucking cock, out of touch, an embarassment to the human race.. I'll stop for time's sake, but I could go on.. it's really, REALLY fun.

To uphold the highest standards of political correctness I have replaced all RL pictures of Pilsburry with the above.

Sylvus wrote:Sylvus fat, stupid and being a general asshole at the Michigan vs. Illinois game last weekend.

holy jesus, tubs. do they need to mount a special lens on the camera to capture your girth in its entirety?!

kyoukan wrote:

Sylvus wrote:Sylvus fat, stupid and being a general asshole at the Michigan vs. Illinois game last weekend.

holy jesus, tubs. do they need to mount a special lens on the camera to capture your girth in its entirety?!

I had three of my friends take digital pictures with their cameras in panoramic view, then I ended up splicing them together. I also edited out the feedbag that I'm normally wearing.

Dear Slyvus,

It is blatantly obvious from that picture of you at the game that you have a low IQ. Please promise to buy me more drinks at next Vegas FF so that I can remain loyal to you on the VV forums.

Thanks,

Siren

Now we understand how all those people fit under his desk. Must be one huge desk to support the weight of his "mouse arm".

Sylvus is 0wnz0rz!

Kaelina

...and a well posted retort by Dregor...

I actually think Sylvus is more attractive than Pils. Too bad your a Michigan fan. Bastard!

I have a picture snapped of Sylvus seconds after the picture previously posted!

I'm not gay, but if I were, Sylvus would be high on my list.

Just to point out, that based on pics alone, Pils can call Sylvus a fatass, but Sylvus can call Pils a scrawny bitch. Then they could kiss, and live happily ever after!!!

But he doesn't know how to kiss! ><

Besides, there's already a line at the Sylvus kissing booth, he'll just have to wait his turn.

There is no line at the kissing booth. The line is under the desk for blowjobs.

Voronwe is adamant with keeping his spot up front.

Aranuil wrote:I'm not gay, but if I were, Sylvus would be high on my list.

/spank

Damn you, Sylvus! You're so fat you fucked up the margins and so stupid you couldn't resize teh pic!

LOL @ your title Masteen.

/bite Fes

Of course, Pils could look like Brad Pitt and it wouldn't really matter.. he would still be the same, pathetic moronic loser.

I think I'll side with pils on this one. Seems any time some one makes a post who isn't from the circle jerk crowd they get a volley of the similar flames they were used the week prior.

Moongrinn wrote:I think I'll side with pils on this one. Seems any time some one makes a post who isn't from the circle jerk crowd they get a volley of the similar flames they were used the week prior.

Or perhaps Pilsburry is just a fucking retard. I guess that never occurred to you though.

Kelshara wrote:Of course, Pils could look like Brad Pitt and it wouldn't really matter.. he would still be the same, pathetic moronic loser.

in a riced out neon....

miir wrote:

Kelshara wrote:Of course, Pils could look like Brad Pitt and it wouldn't really matter.. he would still be the same, pathetic moronic loser.

in a riced out neon....

Well, technically he doesn't have the riced out Neon yet...so he's still driving something that makes a riced out Neon look appealing.

Yeah, a sorority chick car..

Dear Slyvus,

It is blatantly obvious from that picture of you at the game that you have a low IQ. Please promise to buy me more drinks at next Vegas FF so that I can remain loyal to you on the VV forums.

Thanks,

Siren

Yes he does has a LOW IQ . LOOK AT THE WHAT SIDE OF THE SIDELINES HES ON! God damn Yellow and Blue.

Raistin wrote:

Dear Slyvus,

It is blatantly obvious from that picture of you at the game that you have a low IQ. Please promise to buy me more drinks at next Vegas FF so that I can remain loyal to you on the VV forums.

Thanks,

Siren

Yes he does has a LOW IQ . LOOK AT THE WHAT SIDE OF THE SIDELINES HES ON! God damn Yellow and Blue.

Jeeze Raist drunk are we?

Not yet. gimmie 2 hrs.



Naw he knows Im giving him shit for his team Besides hes my bitch in WC3!

undead owns you

gogo owns me too!

Teh Sylvus is teh win! He has to go to Vegas again so I can actually have a drink with him.

Aranuil wrote:

Moongrinn wrote:I think I'll side with pils on this one. Seems any time some one makes a post who isn't from the circle jerk crowd they get a volley of the similar flames they were used the week prior.

Or perhaps Pilsburry is just a fucking retard. I guess that never occurred to you though.

Whats retarted about him? I'll give you it's kind of lame to post your social standings with the current people you're thinking of fucking, but aside from that I dont see any problem with him. Stopped playing EQ(avidly mind you), lost weight, got a better job, and has progressed in his relationships. Not a bad turn around from 8months ago.

Yeah he has progressed so far in his relationships that he has to run and post about a girl talking to him!

I have a recurring fantasy about a threesome with Sylvus and Voronwë. It would be pure !

Pilsburry...I feel sorry for you. If I were a religious person, I'd offer to pray for you, but I'm not so:

You're an idiot.

Moongrinn wrote:

Aranuil wrote:

Moongrinn wrote:I think I'll side with pils on this one. Seems any time some one makes a post who isn't from the circle jerk crowd they get a volley of the similar flames they were used the week prior.

Or perhaps Pilsburry is just a fucking retard. I guess that never occurred to you though.

Whats retarted about him? I'll give you it's kind of lame to post your social standings with the current people you're thinking of fucking, but aside from that I dont see any problem with him. Stopped playing EQ(avidly mind you), lost weight, got a better job, and has progressed in his relationships. Not a bad turn around from 8months ago.

Look through his posting history, but for starters, he's prejudiced against the overweight.

I just want to state for the record. Sylvus is actually more awesome than he thinks he is.
Also stating for the record, I have a recurring fantasy about Drolgin.

And lastly, not a flame...but honestly...you really came here to toot your own horn over something that isn't really tootable (keke) and you expected us to pat you on the back?

AT WHICH POINT I SAY TO YOU


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Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:I have a recurring fantasy about a threesome with Sylvus and Voronwë. It would be pure !

Damn it, you promised me some personal playtime. Cheatin' ho.

Don't worry, Vae. I swear I heard him say your name in his sleep.

Etasi wrote:Don't worry, Vae. I swear I heard him say your name in his sleep.

Is that why he is back home?

almost afraid to post on this thread of flames, but i was just wondering.
when i have a great day, i mean a really really great day, i like to share it with friends since joy shared is multiplied, and shared sorrow is devided.

so why did you pilsburry post this on Veeshan Vault, by reading your posts i know you're not stupid, you like me and most ppl have some character problems that we need to deal with in our own time using our own method, but in the past you know people have "flamed" you to no end. and yet you post your good news here, were you hoping for all the regular posters here to turn a corner and realize they wanted to congratulate you on the happy day ?

and i agree with the people that posting a link to a naked pic gallery to someone you know, on a forum read by people you dont really know, is tasteless.

/gnomehugz

If he had left off mentioning the naked pics, this thread would have gotten 5 replies max.