Posted: September 23, 2003, 5:00 pm
haha, i just saw a guy pull this in the hall at school today...he's going to get harrassment chargesMorgrym wrote:Is your shirt felt? (rub hand on breasts at this point)
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Bar none...
Posted: September 23, 2003, 5:48 pm
Zamtuk wins... Pearl Harbor is priceless...
This one I have actually used before a few years ago in a bar when this ssame topic came up and we decided it a great idea to test some. Let the outcome be your imagination...
Ducru - "Hi there
"
Anon_girl01 - "Hello "
Ducru - "You doing OK tonight? "
Anon_girl01 - "Yes
"
Ducru - "Can you do me a favor?
"
Anon_girl01 - "sure "
Ducru - "When you're able, I just need to you take your clothes off so it's easier for me to fuck you
"
<insert outcome here>
Ducru
This one I have actually used before a few years ago in a bar when this ssame topic came up and we decided it a great idea to test some. Let the outcome be your imagination...
Ducru - "Hi there
"Anon_girl01 - "Hello
"Ducru - "You doing OK tonight?
"Anon_girl01 - "Yes
"Ducru - "Can you do me a favor?
"Anon_girl01 - "sure
"Ducru - "When you're able, I just need to you take your clothes off so it's easier for me to fuck you
"<insert outcome here>
Ducru
Posted: September 23, 2003, 6:07 pm
My cousin actually had a guy try this one on her a few years back:
Damn, im getting sober and you still look pretty.
Damn, im getting sober and you still look pretty.
Posted: September 23, 2003, 6:26 pm
If after you had 2 pitchers of beer and I'm still ugly, do you think we can still fuck?
Posted: September 23, 2003, 11:32 pm
I thought nothing could make me stop thinking about 4 year olds untill I saw you
Posted: September 23, 2003, 11:59 pm
Did Atokal use that on you?
Sorry, had to do it.
Sorry, had to do it.
Posted: September 24, 2003, 12:08 am
cant beleive i fell for it
Posted: September 24, 2003, 12:09 am
Do you believe in mercy fucks???
Posted: September 24, 2003, 12:27 am
That is absolutely the worst pick up line ever. Do you try to pick up dominatrixes?
Posted: September 24, 2003, 12:47 am
a/s/l??????????????????????????
Posted: September 24, 2003, 12:59 am
hahaha god if that isn't the single most annoying thing about the internet!!!emmer wrote:a/s/l??????????????????????????
Posted: September 24, 2003, 2:20 am
"those real?"
Posted: September 24, 2003, 12:37 pm
You've used that one before, haven't you?!Pilsburry wrote:"those real?"
Posted: September 24, 2003, 1:16 pm
If I had a nickel for every time someone's used that on me...Pilsburry wrote:"those real?"
Posted: September 24, 2003, 1:59 pm
"I lost my number, can I have yours?"
Posted: September 24, 2003, 2:15 pm
Its either you or the dog
Posted: September 24, 2003, 3:10 pm
I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.
Posted: September 24, 2003, 3:45 pm
How about we see if you can turn me straight
Posted: September 24, 2003, 7:19 pm
"Hey baby, can I screw you for $100? Cause I could really use the money".
Posted: September 25, 2003, 7:12 pm
woah, those are some nice legs, when do they open?
Posted: September 25, 2003, 11:28 pm
Tonight, I will be making love to you, and I'd really appreciate it if you were there in person.
Posted: September 25, 2003, 11:35 pm
lolMoongrinn wrote:Tonight, I will be making love to you, and I'd really appreciate it if you were there in person.