VeeshanVault

thats gross. I clean mine twice a week.

gee Gemily a bit touchy eh? Didn't mean to harp on you, didn't in fact mention your name even. You started something and people respond. Yeah fuck me for not agreeing with you I guess.

As for shit and piss stains under the seat or on the rim, again Kyo said it first, it's fucking gross, clean up after yourself (man or woman)

No amount of air freshener is gonna make your bathroom nicer if you got shit stuck to your toilet

Mom.

bad Ennia bad *spank*

When I was an active duty Marine, my primary job was Nuclear, Biological and Chemical Defense Specialist. One of the duties of that job is to conduct the CS gas chambers that every Marine must qualify in twice a year.

CS gas is the military-grade version of tear gas, bad stuff. It reacts more violently on your skin and mucus membranes when you are hot and wet.

One July I was conducting a gas chamber for two companies. After spending about three hours in a gas mask and chemical protective suit in a closed structure with no ventilation in July, I was wringing wet with sweat and very, very hot. The gas was burning me everywhere, despite the protection.

Once the training evolution was complete, I left the chamber, removed my protective clothing, and without washing my hands, proceeded to urinate in a nearby bush.

Big mistake.

Imagine the worst sunburn you have ever had. Now imagine that on your genitalia.

On the whole seat up/seat down issue, tell me ladies, which of the following would you prefer:

A. I put the seat up, do my thang, then forget to put it down.

B. I forget to put the seat up, do my thang with it down, and leave it down.

I am a man, so you know I'm gonna forget one or the other.